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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY)))

@sethwho.bsky.social
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Devoted father of three and husband of one, triathlete, quantum neo-solipsistic post-structuralist soccer shitposter

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 9h
I mean, who is "they"? DC's complete irrelevance is old enough to drive and now there's another, better team a few miles away from the Red Bulls. It's embarrassing to hate another team when they barely you know you exist.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry but nobody who has ever tried to play soccer in the middle of winter in the Northeast or Midwest would say this.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought of this episode www.cnn.com/2026/10/10/u...
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Man seriously injured after entering tiger enclosure at UK wildlife park, police say | CNN
A man was seriously injured after jumping into a tiger enclosure at a UK wildlife park, police say.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What did your kindergartners think of the pulque?
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly, I shouldn’t have expected a Red Bulls fan to know that whoever wins the last game is the champion. That’s on me.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I struggle to see how one trophy over 30 years could translate to "a lot".
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can guarantee you that the number of people in Pennsylvania who are reading the Daily Freeman is in the single digits. You seem to think that if you post the most bombastic nonsense available that it will drive engagement. On the contrary, it just makes me want to read The Overlook News more
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's the pun? Whenever I hear her name I think of the singer from Big Star but I doubt that's it.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ACAB
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a perplexing scheduling decision. Are they assuming they're going to lose the Wild Card game?
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How does he keep doing this stuff?
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took the announcer a full minute to process the call.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hope it doesn't become a habit
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mnemonic is a pretty unforgettable word.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He could ask Vallieres how it feels to be both the world champ and domestique at the same time.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liked this article, thanks. But Vance is the ONLY performer who is willing to cross the picket line and play at Levon Helms' Studio in Woodstock, NY. I won't forgive him for that.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This truth is not that hard, to be honest.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Evergreen post.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm really sad for Vallieres. Retaking the stripes on home turf would have been really special
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I assumed this was a Beaverton headline.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mexico influenced Pep & Barca? I did not know that.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't say I ever heard anyone refer to him as Pete Murphy
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These quotation marks are scaring me
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Goalie hat.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can we go back to the World Cup refs please? This is humiliating
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You should never try and blackmail Hong Kong
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In fairness, large parts of that game could have been an email.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’d like to introduce you to Uruguay
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA is Swiss
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
While I'm unconvinced that the entire peloton isn't on garbage bags full of drugs, it's crazy to wake up athletes in the middle of the night before an important stage/game
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Artificial? No, the USA is a country based on ideas rather than ethnicity. Like, “how much sugar can I put in this avocado?” Or “how many bullets can I put in this orphanage?”
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The game is afoot
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That's not fair to Cabo Verde. They never stopped playing
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They deserve US Open Cup spots!!!
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's hard to feel angry when literally every single person in the administration is doing a Teapot Dome every single day.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I always ask people on social media to send me photos of the back of the ears. You don't?
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey, if we have to tolerate people carrying assault rifles in line at the DMV, then surely they should have no problem with people carrying rifles during Supreme Court hearings, right?
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FIFA is Swiss
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Unwatchable. Almost as bad as baseball.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Barton has been deemed insufficiently European
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good ruffage!
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Think James Taylor for the young’ns
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hate stew.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Catenaccio
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I nominate Tommy McNamara to take over the USMNT
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Erling Haaland (L) with a taxidermy raccoon, arriving home after the World Cup.
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dafuq is up with that badge?
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hope he finds the right setting someday
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
VAR review, red card
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My advice is don't try and compete with the World Cup final
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