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Servlife

@servlife.bsky.social
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Reluctant restaurant manager. LGBTQ+ ally all the way🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. I will fight for you. I'm either fighting fascism, or shitposting, it really depends how I feel in the morning. How do you meet people in Seattle?

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Won't you open the sky for me?
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Were you expecting adventure? Were you hoping for fun?
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You must be pretty dumb for thinking one is enough, when you can add another one and make the number go up.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Perhaps you should answer the phone.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arasaka would like to know your location.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I stand on ceilings, my head still, the world spins.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Toulouse also reporting in for belly rubs.
Cat on his back for belly rubs.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
On the 4th of July, you should be allowed to wander around at night, and just punch people in the mouth that are setting off fireworks after 10pm. Like the purge, but it's actually beneficial to society.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just described Game of Thrones as 7 seasons of edging, followed by a ruined orgasm. I feel like we can all stop talking about it now.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Look at this shit. Google is fucking USELESS. It doesn't matter what I was looking for, look at the "AI" suggestions. Absolutely not related at all. And also "why is Google pixel software support considered the best" is #2. That's not "AI Mode" that's advertising.
This is a Google search drop down menu, that suggests AI mode, but absolutely NOT related to my search. Just ads. 

cartoon with someone spinning someone above their head

cartoon spinning someone above their head

Explore in Al Mode

How did early challenges shape the Fallout series?

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Why is Google Pixel software support considered the best?

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Why is Dark Netflix's best sci-fi show?

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How will the integration affect Hulu content on Disney+?

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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe "entered into an immigration agreement with ICE." So this means that dhs is holding natives hostage unless they "come to an agreement" that native people can be deported legally by ice? This is the worst timeline....
In the memorandum sent to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Star Comes Out said the when tribal nation reached out to the agency it was provided with only the first names of the men. Homeland Security refused to release more information, unless the tribe "entered into an immigration agreement with ICE."
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"All I saw in there, was more matching jackets" might be the best line from a TV show this year.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Waiting for Boomers to die so the world can heal is one of the most exhausting things I have had to deal with for a while.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
There is literally no corner of the internet where I can just look a funny pictures and cat videos to distract myself. I can not escape the atrocities that are happening right now. Please make it stop. I can't do this any more.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
God damnit. I'm in bed, and I'm listening to a Broadway playlist YouTube made for me. And it's been great. But then tango Roxanne came up, and it was the movie version. I can't even. Now I am 100% awake and filled with rage.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
When anyone asks me why I still live in a major city, even tho I could cut my rent in half if I moved away, I'm just gonna send them this screenshot.
Me: Oh my God, do you know what I still love about cap hill? It doesn't matter what day it is, if I'm ever hungry, there is a hotdog stall within 2 blocks of my apartment.

Then: Did you go get a hotdog at midnight?

Me: I'm not gonna lie. Yes.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
When I still can't log in, it really makes me want to burn the whole world down. I understand it's about security, but fuck off with that shit. Just let me see my fucking paycheck.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Ok, I super get the 'you tried your password too many times, so we've locked your account' thing. But after that, when I try to reset my password, and you tell me half a dozen times that my password can't be one I've used before (5 times!) 1/2
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Meme:
Boss: "the customer is always right."

Ron Burgundy from Anchorman: "not on my shift
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Another entry into the subtitle hall of fame.
Still from stranger things season 4 with the subtitle "tense music intensifies"
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I want to normalize going to psychic readers, and just lying about everything to see what happens. Them: I see you have some financial troubles in your life. Me: uh... I actually just won the lottery.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone know of another good website that can get me past pay walls? 12ft.io hasn't been working lately.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Guest: I just want you to know, I work in restaurants, and we weren't super happy with the service we received tonight. Me: Obviously, that's bullshit. Because if you ever worked in a restaurant, even for a little bit, instead of complaining, you would be shutting the fuck up right now.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My cat has figured out that there is extra cat food stored in his automatic feeder. At first I was worried he'd figure out how to get the top off, but no. He keeps trying to get in by standing on the lid. He's cute, but not so bright. And I love him for that.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I've definitely been avoiding social media lately, you know, for my mental health. But if I was around all the time, you'd at least get likes from me.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You have to say: "What does a person have to to say to get a like around here?" And then BOOM. likes.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone know of another good website that can get me past pay walls? 12ft.io hasn't been working lately.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Holy shit, same. I know so many big descriptive words, that I can never remember when I need them. It's our uh, wooden T to bear.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
We live in 2025, and every cgi baby I see in TV and movies is so deep in the uncanny valley that I feel like I want to peel my skin off and play in traffic. This is a catastrophe.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
More than anything in this post, I love how easily Steve just accepts the gun and tucks it away.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Steve Burns is a national fucking treasure. Jim Dangle is alright I guess. (JK he's amazing too) The amount of wholesome in this post is off the charts.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Dan Haylen: You'll never get away with this!! Early: Oh yeah we will. Dan Haylen: God damn it, they will!
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Sometimes I just need to curl into the fetal position and watch Kpop Demon Hunters. It's been really good for my mental health.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I just dug out all the toys my cat has knocked under my fridge. As soon as I gave them back to him he very deliberately grabbed one, walked over to the fridge, dropped it, and immediately knocked it back underneath. And then he complained about it. I'm not even mad.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Every day at work I have to change the toilet paper roll to the correct over the top hanging way. If I ever find the person doing it the wrong way, well, then we're gonna fight.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
hierarchy of sports fans that totally suck: #1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America. #2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do. #3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful. #4 is just all other sports fans.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Does anyone else feel like they should be able to double like a song on Spotify so it shows up more or is that just me?
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I'm pretty sure the speed the smile leaves my face when I'm done talking to a table can be measured in light seconds.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Good morning 1999's The Mummy fans, and no one else.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You ever write a work message so good that you go back and read a dozen times because you're so proud of it? That's me today.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Ok. Everyone. This is important. We CAN NOT call this the epstine ballroom. If we called it the Epstein ballroom, it might associate That Orange asshole with Epstein and we absolutely can't call it the Epstein ballroom without people that don't want it to be called the Epstein ballroom getting angry
Why does everyone keep calling it "The Epstein Ballroom?" Please stop repeating "The Epstein Ballroom" because it is not called "The Epstein Ballroom!" Don't tell the news that it's called "The Epstein Ballroom" and please don't repost this!!!!!
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
😂 As soon as you posted that, I got the notification email from the site that said it's back in stock. They've been out for months.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I wanted to buy it as a gift for one of my best friends, but she was with me at the show in NY, and I wanted it to be a surprise, so I didn't have a chance. The Broadway show market is sold out as well.
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Wicked themed pillow. All it says is: "aaa-AAA-AAA-AAA" -Elphaba
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Ok, my restaurant is slowing down for the season, so I'm looking for help finding things to entertain myself while I'm standing around for 6 hours a day with nothing to do. (Salary pay is amazing.) I can't just be on my phone, so wtf should I do to pass the time?
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?
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Servlife @servlife.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Does anyone else feel like that orange asshole absolutely knows he will be dragged as the worst president in the history of America, so he's trying to fuck up so many things that we have to keep talking about him for generations after he's gone?
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