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Joby Bednar - The Big Cheese seriousfondue.rodeo VHS thrifter and software developer extraordinaire. Former rocket scientist & game designer. Currently developing @videobarbershop.bsky.social Also the cyber guy for @foundfootagefest.com

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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 30/05/2026
Blues Hammer announces they will not be playing Freedom 250
Blues Hammer, the band from the movie Ghost World
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 14/03/2026
It’s the small joys in life that make it all worth it. Happy Pi Day, Happy Birthday to me!
Today’s WhichYear score was 6 4 1 3 1… an anagram of Pi… on my birthday, Pi day.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 08/03/2026
Video Vector is getting feature packed with basically a shader language, but instead of pixel based is more geometry based. Three equations here (coloring background, lines and faces). That and simple vertex info. But basically just three equations.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 05/03/2026
Video Vector's geometry scripting language Spider Graphics ASM is capable of building self-similar L-system fractals. If you want to keep track of the app's development, follow on Instagram @ videovectorapp
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 21/02/2026
Video Vector is officially in development. Keep track of progress on Instagram www.instagram.com/videovectorapp A low-res 3D engine specifically designed for generating synthwave vaporwave videos.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 08/02/2026
Kenner, LA, has a museum and planetarium with a space station prototype, evidently assembled locally in the early phases of design. This locker I especially love. Great band name or culinary genre.
Locker is labeled Ambient Food.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 20/01/2026
Estate sale. Three dozen VHS grabbed. 3 VCRs ruined from a moldy and wrinkled tape. Sigh. Was a long day, but everything is up and running again now… though the tape was too wrinkled to save even after it was clean.
Estate sale had a plethora of VHSSo that’s why this VCR wasn’t working.Mold begone!
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 14/01/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Cliff and Norm from Cheers
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 31/12/2025
YouTube year in review… @seanfennessey.bsky.social @akdobbins.bsky.social @foundfootagefest.com @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social showing up strong for this household this year!
YouTube year in review. The curious Mind focused on pop culture, fantasy football and movies.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 27/12/2025
I totally nailed question 1 @overlordusa.bsky.social Great episode as always!
Transformers team up with Spiderman
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 23/12/2025
Happy Holidays! If you need an activity for kids to do while they wait for Santa, here's a fun activity! Draw a reindeer by outlining their hands! I made this myself. No AI. So, if the parents are artists they should especially appreciate the creative activity!
a page explaining how to draw a reindeer using your hand as a template! Good old fashioned fun getting kids off the screen. Definitely not AI.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 29/11/2025
$4 at Goodwill. Xmas came early!
Lithograph painting of Cliff and Norm from Cheers
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 10/11/2025
Getting close to finishing my VHS focused video editing Mac app, @videobarbershop.bsky.social and created this account to post app focused info. I’m hoping to have it done and live before Xmas.🤞 📼💈
Screen shot of the Fade In controls and general UI for Video Barbershop
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 21/09/2025
This month’s VHS of the Month Club arrived today from @foundfootagefest.com Looks like I’m in for a treat!
Shotgun Red VHS, man with an incredible mustache and bouffant with a cowboy puppet
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 06/09/2025
Now they tell me! Today I learned…
Visuals for inserting a VHS tape upright
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 06/09/2025
Well, that didn’t age well. Probably not surprised it’s for sale at the Friends of the Library store.
“Twitter for Good”
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 31/08/2025
Episode 2 of Serious Fondue Rodeo (holding to my plan for episodes to be available on the 1st each month) is in the can for tomorrow! One of my most ambitious edits... for those that stick with it until the end. Pretty proud of this one. www.youtube.com/@SeriousFond...
Playing with Adobe Premiere
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 26/08/2025
Have you noticed anything glowing at night around the neighborhood? Barrels for example?
Them, 1957
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 16/08/2025
What to do with old CDs…
5 uses for old CDsUse them in a garden to scare off birdsObi Wan looking horrified
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 16/08/2025
A few more bugs to fix and a couple extra features to add and this bad boy might actually be ready for the App Store soon! Do you convert VHS and edit videos on a Mac? Not a fan of huge editing suites for 90% of what you do? Have I got an app for you… soon. 😁
Video Barbershop, a video editing program specifically designed for snipping up videos and cleaning them up.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 10/08/2025
Just sitting here staring at my Kleenex box, flipping it back and forth… what are you doing this Sunday afternoon?
My Kleenex box has a game on it. Spot the 10 differences on the sides.Side 1Side 2
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 07/08/2025
Seeing “interactive menu” as a special feature on DVDs was always funny, until I found a movie without it. Side note: The Lost World 1925 is shockingly advanced. The attention to detail with saliva, chest fluctuating from breathing, tail articulation, live action blending… was honestly amazed.
The List World from 1925 has a menu that is a lower thirds with a giant ‘play’ button. No expense was spared.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 26/07/2025
Recently learned about AUv3 audio plugin architecture and was able to get them working in my “soon” to be released video editing app. Because making a commercial sound like chipmunks is a vital bullet point for the features list.
You can add AUv3 audio plugins to video clips in my app now
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 18/07/2025
I’m reminded there was a time when I was a hot shot buckaroo who struck fear in the hearts of clowns everywhere.
Little Joby on my mighty steed with an inflatable clown punching bag behind.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 15/07/2025
Crazy, you can see they taped over Snow White 😂
Taped over cover
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 10/07/2025
Took far longer than I thought it would, but finally got a really solid video transcription system working. Takes less time than the video is long and costs less than a movie rental... unlocks a whole new realm of International cinema and foreign VHS! This is Wahan Ke Log... a 60's Bollywood SciFi.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 07/07/2025
Redid my commercial extracting scripts to account for audio silence as well as black frames and added visualization for what it found and what it decided to do. FAR more accurate now to extract commercials. Hate to do it, but I deleted my 4,500 commercial archive and am totally redoing it now.
Each file it processes details what it did so I can review and clean if needed, but in this troublesome video of a fireworks display it caught just the actual commercials and not just dark moments... which since its a camera pointed at night sky... were a lot!
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 06/07/2025
The Different Strokes, a TV theme song cover band, so much fun! Different Strokes Lavern and Shirley Sopranos Prince of Bel Air Living Single The Love Boat Greatest American Hero Golden Girls The Office A Different World (unknown) The Hills Night Court WKRP Welcome Back Kotter Cheers
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 04/07/2025
Sped up my commercial archive search tool and gave it a sexy log output and dumps videos in a folder to grab what I want. 4,700 commercials currently. Pretty pleased.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 28/06/2025
I bet those Apple, IBM, Commodore and Atari owners felt pretty dumb wasting their money...
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 25/06/2025
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 21/06/2025
VHS of the Month from @foundfootagefest.com just arrived! Bob Lazar AND Scotty!? You never know what you’ll get but well worth the fun of the monthly surprise.
UFOs Above and Beyond narrated by James Doohan with Bob Lazar. Seems legit.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 17/06/2025
Spinal Tap commercial from a VHS taping of the '96 Olympics #spinaltap #smellthegold
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 15/06/2025
Going through a 2000’s VHS tape with Jenny Jones and commercials and this Hot Pocket ad had the best fake product name… Bednar’s! Wonder if I’m related to the graphic designer that worked on this?!
Bednar’s Frozen Dinners fake product in a Hot Pockets add
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 14/06/2025
My VHS “collecting” is getting dangerously close to hoarding after nearly 100 tapes in 24 hours.
Yesterday’s estate sale haul.Wife just now came home from an estate sale with about 70 VHS 😱
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 13/06/2025
Even they know I’m a goner. Ironically the next episode is S4e5 with Ace… who would most definitely save me effortlessly.
The cast of Red Dwarf
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 08/06/2025
Transcribing and categorizing takes an average 15 secs per 30 sec commercial. 2k in 8ish hours. Categories are far more accurate, though not perfect, especially for the more artistic commercials with little dialog, but it finds NOLA related fairly well now. @filmwritr4.bsky.social Getting exciting!
Scripts saving me literally weeks of manual work
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 08/06/2025
Delighted to see @overlordusa.bsky.social shirt and being able to share this in common with the latest @foundfootagefest.com EP Mode. You can see how shocked George is too! Also the only thing I thankfully share in common with the episode. 😂 🍌🤖
I own the book of George’s shirt
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 04/06/2025
Latest coding adventure: So last we left off I had a tool to extract commercials from VHS. 4,000 raw videos later (from 20 of 100 tapes) I made a script to transcribe them, find keywords, rename them and sort and categorize them for me automagically. Working on its accuracy but already a huge help!
Previously, these videos had random names, now they have transcripts and are far easier to work with. Working to shift “uncategorized” into positive identifications.
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 02/06/2025
I couldn’t help myself
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 01/06/2025
I made a thing yesterday… technically an app to clip video and a script to merge clips that makes a thing. Unrelated, I have numerous old episodes of Sesame Street. Haha
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 27/05/2025
I have a pristine sealed copy of this VHS that comes from an award winning film library… so looks like I’m set for retirement.
A video production from an award winning film library sticker across the side of the vhsA documentary on the Grand Canyon by Telly Savalas
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 25/05/2025
Working on a 2-4 player card game with a mechanic I came up with that I think is pretty interesting. Everyone is one move away from winning. Everyone knows what each others winning moves are. Everyone knows that everyone knows… and everyone moves at the same time. Working title is: Inconceivable!
Using a standard deck of cards and Othello tokens for prototyping Never play a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 23/05/2025
Would take all night to clip 20Gb of files... which would be maybe 2 VHS tapes if they didn't go full 6hr SLP on me. Today it took me half the day to process 200Gb! Feeling a LOT better about this shelf. The 20 with orange stickers was todays batch. It's not hoarding if you write code for it!
wall-o-vhs
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 23/05/2025
Programming nerd alert! Optimized my commercial extraction shell script to make parsing through VHS for commercials far far faster than it was before. Then learned how to leverage Shortcuts to turn them into Finder quick actions so I can multi-select and just have it save off all the commercials.
Two scripts: Extract Commercials and Merge Videos
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 22/05/2025
I really thought I had found it… guess I didn’t have cool enough friends as a kid…
Basically 3D Battleship
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 20/05/2025
Norm! Here’s to you, fine sir. Thank you for all the laughter.
“Drinking all day is the Norm.”
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 20/05/2025
If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? Honestly, probably Top Secret and Real Genius. However, I will use the platform to illustrate how North Shore was directly ripped off for Surf’s Up. It’s staggering how much was reused.
North ShoreSurf’s Up
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 15/05/2025
Went to the library yesterday and found the guidebook for the 1984 New Orleans Worlds Fair. Really fascinated by the fact there was a gondola service across the river and a monorail. Had this map inside of the fair space:
Map of the 1984 Louisiana World Fair in New Orleans
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Serious Fondue 🫕 @seriousfondue.rodeo · 13/05/2025
Been reorganizing my thrifted DVDs. I mostly grab the odd stuff, skipping movies. Old cartoon and animation collections pile up, but more so special interest. Been sleeving those and found a bin that holds them perfectly, able to flip through the covers. For the rest these awesome library dividers.
Colored plastic library sectional cards Bin of sleeved DVDs
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