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serialsockthief

@serialsockthief.bsky.social
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Shameless chinwagger, devoted Jambo, purveyor of clutter. Fan of snacks, the snooze button and good travel etiquette. Accomplished pilferer of socks.

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For Women Scotland @forwomen.scot · 12/07/2026
Actually, sharing it only disseminates the defamation and increases potential costs. I doubt @amnestyuk.bsky.social will thank you, especially as the removal suggests they know the law is not with them.
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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We put it in your hands brother
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
After taking positions on football stuffs then readjusting following pressers TWICE this week, I’m considering just outsourcing all my life decisions to Derek McInnes.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If someone was to set up a company adapting/customising football jerseys for women - thinking proper, deeper V neck and reducing width of fabric across shoulders - I would gladly give them many of my hard earned pennies. Or even just make them pls @scotlandnt.bsky.social
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For Women Scotland @forwomen.scot · 21/11/2025
Thank you so much to the Herald and the judges for recognising our campaign!
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I’m really quite surprised that the board did that. Sacking Critchley. It’s uncharacteristically quick and decisive. Comforting in a weird way.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I’d just managed to talk myself into believing he deserved a shot with his own squad. I can’t say I’m sorry to see this news though. Thanks and everything but let’s move on now. I can’t see the back of this season soon enough.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
All the daft wee metal baking pans I bought and were found to be too small for their intended purpose are now coming into their own in our Air Fryer Era. My ‘never throw things away, they’ll come in handy sometime’ principle is working for us…. For once. 😂
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
And I don’t want to talk about Saturday. The whole day felt like a microcosm of this season. Dodgy decisions, a bit of effort but not quite enough, some shaky and disappointing performances, missed chances, but lovely to spend time with great pals.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m pleased to read this and I’m glad someone at the club has the energy to follow up this imbalance of poor decisions, but I’m out of energy and just scunnered by this whole season. I’m ready for it to be over. I’m ready for binning some players and getting fresh faces in.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
One day I’ll learn to go to bed at a sensible hour the night before a cup game. That day (and night) is not today.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’ve been wondering for several years now.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Today was nuts. Actual historically and legally significant levels of nuts but I don’t think BlueSky allows or encourages discussion of women’s rights so I’ll just say that I’m bursting with pride and leave it there.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Can’t wait to go to Hampden next week. 😣
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Right. Motherwell. Traditionally a bit of a grim destination for the mighty JTs.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I also have things I want to say about results and the league and the cup but I don’t want to jinx anything, tempt fate or anger the football gods so I’m going to say nothing further about that at all. But yeah. You know.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I much prefer football seasons when I don’t have to pay any attention whatsoever to hibs results. Could really do with a result of our own tomorrow.
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Hearts Standard @heartsstandard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
🆕How London Hearts rewrites history, including club legend's record | @craigcairns.bsky.social ✍️ 🔹Missing records ▫️Rewriting history 🔹Modern challenges www.heartsstandard.co.uk/news/2490618...
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London Hearts: Genesis, rewriting history and taking away Robbo’s Scottish Cup record
Meet the man behind the huge database that documents everything Heart of Midlothian.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Must remember it’s 1st April Must remember it’s 1st April Must remember it’s 1st April Must remember it’s 1st April
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Had lunch at Tynecastle yesterday in the Skyline restaurant and I assumed all the amazing reviews might be exaggerated or partly driven by loyalty to the club etc but honestly, they really aren’t exaggerated at all. The food was terrific. Even my hibee dad enjoyed it!
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Clocks go forward tomorrow? Losing an hour of sleep on Mother’s Day sounds about right 😅
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
“What is marriage like?”
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I don’t like the way links are presented here. It’s weird. Or maybe it’s just that my links are weird links. I dunno.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This time next month, sunset will be around 20:30 or maybe even a smidge later than that. In 8 weeks it will be almost 10pm. That’s a nice thought.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“This book isn’t a manifesto for change. It’s a set of talking points for people who never want to be in the uncomfortable position of realising that they’re wrong.” archive.is/2025.03.23-0...
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
And my darling Roman Bednar… ♥️ “When I scored that header, oh my god…”
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“One of the best times of my life, actually” Mine too, Liutauras Varanavicius. Me too. ♥️ #CzarOfHearts
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
John’s got your number Tim. He’s taking precisely none of your nonsense this evening. NOT A SMIDGEN OF IT. YAS! #MAFSAU
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Hey @alexstaniforth.bsky.social I have written to my councillors asking them to reject your misogynistic motion this Thurs. Your attempts to coerce, threaten and defund women’s vital rape services are utterly despicable. Shame on you.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
That’ll be Hearts v Celtic in the semis then.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Thanks to Sander Kartum’s cup QF antics I’ve had Vengaboys Boom Boom Boom stuck in my head for almost 48 hours now. Not even Outhere Brothers or something tolerable, just the bloody VENGABOYS.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have some brilliant memories featuring Hummel kits but the double maroon look in Hummel is (or certainly was) too much like jammies for my liking. Maroon & white pls.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The players aren’t responsible for behaviours of the folk in our support who refuse to use more than 10% of their brain function, but they should still consider the impact that their rubbishness is having. And god they are RUBBISH.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Starting to think there’s a faction within our support who aren’t happy unless they have a target for hounding. There’s always someone they want to chase out of the club. Always. It’s very weird behaviour.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
People still raw about the result might not like this but the disrespect to Budge tonight, from mouth-breathers, was breathtaking. The woman has devoted more of her time and money to Hearts that almost anyone in the history of the club. Thick cunts.
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Joel Sked @sked21.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
An embarrassing episode for Heart of Midlothian Football Club. The worst European result on the club's 100th European match.
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How Hearts were knocked out of the Conference League with worst-ever Euro result
Heart of Midlothian failed to defeat Petrocub, drawing 2-2 at Tynecastle Park. They are now out of the Conference League.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I don’t even want to hear what any of them have to say about it. I want actions, football ones on the football pitch, not words. Go away.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Found this pic earlier on today of my boy as a pup. Aww. There were certainly some early signs that he was going to be a complete mischief. ❤️
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Panic button activated. I really struggle to see how Hearts can fix this. They all look completely lost.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Get a win today and we could jump to 8th 🤔 Fingers, toes and everything else crossed. About time we left the bottom of the table. Had quite enough of that nonsense.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Didn’t have time to stop but Jo Malone are doing some sort of wheel of fragrant fortune freebie game thingy at St James if you’re down that way and feeling lucky.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Still Game | Permagrip, Timpsons, £19.99! ❄️ 😁 youtu.be/nYd1WK7mJk0?...
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Still Game - Permagrip, Timpsons, £19.99!
YouTube video by Scotland’s Angry Grandpa
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Joel Sked @sked21.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Six points is unlikely to be enough for Conference League qualification - but seven should be. Where Hearts stand going into the final two fixtures and what chances of qualification
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Why Hearts will need one more Conference League point to reach knockout stage
Hearts can all but ensure qualification to the Conference League knockout stage with a positive result against Copenhagen on Thursday.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Good luck to the bank balances of Jambo pals hanging out in Copenhagen just two weeks before Christmas. Spent a lot of time there for work and was always grateful that I wasn’t the one paying for it all. Nice place though. 🇩🇰
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I really want to know more about this Luigi Mangione character but also I don’t want to go down any rabbit holes because I have lots of things to do, it’s almost Christmas, and who’s got time for rabbit holes at Christmas?
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
And also Durbar Indian restaurant on Shandwick Place is fab. I can’t even specify what I had that made it so good, because between us all I think we had most things on the menu, but every single dish was delicious. Big gold star. Will definitely be going back.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m not quite sure what Encore on Hope St used to be - downstairs at old Ryan’s Bar? - but I am sure that the cocktails are very nice. I also managed to drink this very nice cocktail from this fancy glass without breaking it, so I’m pleased about that too.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If dogs got their colours done.
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serialsockthief @serialsockthief.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Things you never want to hear when checking in at a hotel: “Have you stayed here before? No? Okay, here’s a map…”
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