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Writer from Manchester, baby anarchist, abuser hater, pro trans rights, never called Twitter "X" and never will. Ciaratheauthor.org #istandwithamberheard #FreePalestine

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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Women will be called "attention seeking" for wearing a dress that shows their boobs but of a man craves attention he'll do it by saying the most racist thing you've ever heard.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ADHD medication doesn't work properly unless you take it before 10am with a good, protein-rich breakfast. That's like if they made autism meds that you have to take at a different time every day with a food you've never tried before.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This has lowered my cortisol significantly
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would very much like to be "left behind" when it comes to AI
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is obviously not the main takeaway but you all need to stop getting upper bleph surgery just leave your hooded eyes in peace
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wake up bestie new Hot Priest written by Mike Flanagan just dropped
Chiwetel Ejiofor as a priest in Mike Flanagan's upcoming "The Exorcist: Martyrs"
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One must imagine Gregor Samsa happy
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh YEAH I sure HOPE it was
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zionism is a SELF-DESCRIBED settler colonial movement and has always operated as one. Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining. It's like describing apartheid south Africa as "an urban planning movement" get the fuck out of here.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"UwU Zionism is just the belief in Jewish self determination" yeah sure describe the movement that has been openly settler colonialist/ethno nationalist since the beginning in the vaguest most disingenuous way imaginable and everyone against it sounds like a monster.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Electric Mayhem: "Psycho killer, qué-est ce qué c'est" Chicken chorus: BWAK BWAK BWA BWAK BWA BWA BWA BWA BWAK BWAK
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Next time you meet a guy called Seamus, try shortening his name to "Shame"
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I work in student support so I now have Freshers flu in my 30s. EMBARRASSING.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One time a horse drawn carriage with Esther Rantzen in almost crashed into my family. Rip.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My eyeballs physically hurt and I'm falling asleep at my desk despite three coffees why do I function so poorly
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To my stupid body, losing one (1) hour of sleep and not having slept for three days are functionally the same
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going up the escalator in Manchester Piccadilly and a bloke passed me going the other way with an actual fuck off falcon on his arm
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Cushings Syndrome-maxxing
A diagram illustrating the symptoms of Cushing's syndrome including a buffalo hump, thin arms and legs, and abdominal weight gain
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOOO DANNY MY QUEEN #gbbo
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely adore that lil autistic queen on Bake off "the flavours are inspired by cyanide! 😁"
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if the orange order wasn't just trying to inflame tensions by marching through a Catholic area. Imagine they were attacking Catholics, killing them, taking their houses by force, and doing it with total impunity and the backing of the army.
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"Men are your protectors" men won't even challenge their friends in a group chat if they're openly bragging about gang raping a woman.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I googled self defence classes near me. 50% of the results are for Krav Maga 😒.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favourite thing about northern Irish protestant loyalists is nobody they worship gives a fuck about them. The British government/crown forgets they exist, white supremacists don't see them as any different to Irish Catholics, even trump said Ireland should be united.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KING
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spectator article by Jacob Rees-Mogg titled "The English are a mongrel people, not an Aryan master race"The worst person you know who just made a great point
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Asylum seekers only come here for benefits" is such a wild lie. Yeah, mate, they walked across an entire continent and crossed the channel on a dinghy with 45 people on it because they dreamed about maybe being living off universal credit in Teeside in five years time. Are you on crack????
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck it, arm the RNLI. If you show up on a speedboat trying to slash a rescue dinghy yelling "send them back" they should be able to blast you in self defence.
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to alarm my fellow millennials but today I saw a young person wearing a long sleeve white shirt under a band t shirt
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's very openly pissed off, and he's right to be. As an audience member, I'm pissed off that not only did we not get a Blade movie starring 2x Oscar Winner Mahershala Ali, but we didn't get any new Mahershala Ali projects the entire time Marvel were farting around NOT making a Blade movie.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Knights who say Ni ass
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need this so badly I may throw up
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My version of that thing where guys think they could land a plane in an emergency is I think I would do decently on Bake Off. Don't think I'd win, but I gave a misplaced confidence that I would make it through week one at LEAST.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most Nathan Fielder coded image of any Pope
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not that one
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My birthday is tomorrow and it always pisses me off that I missed having an Earth Wind and Fire song about my birthday by ONE day
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
7news.com.au/sport/puma-d...
7news.com.au
Aussie Hyrox athlete cops huge blow as PUMA line dropped
The retail line of workout gear quietly disappeared from the global sports brand’s online store.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
7news.com.au/sport/puma-d...
7news.com.au
Aussie Hyrox athlete cops huge blow as PUMA line dropped
The retail line of workout gear quietly disappeared from the global sports brand’s online store.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do the transphobes who cry about "fairness in women's sports" have anything to say about the female athlete who just came first in Hyrox after SPRAYING HER OPPONENTS WITH LITERAL DIARRHOEA???
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Gene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the dark era of my rule "booktok romance" shall be outlawed
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran voice: "if you form any strong opinion on me either way I will kill myself"
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I bring a real "Doctor Doom needs to be explicitly Romani and played by a Romani actor it's a key part of his motivation and origin, him being portrayed as white is like a batman movie where his parents are still alive" vibe to Avengers Doomsday hype that MCU glazers don't really like.
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Leaning against glass and leaving a MASSIVE patch of condensation where my back was oh I will kms
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FREE NOVEL IN PINNED 🇵🇸✍🏻🏴🤠📸🦌🦭🌹 @serialciara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Easy, shapeshifting.
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The man has BARS
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes popping an entire bubble with one line has to be added to his resume
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