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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
for whatever reason an episode of the animated Tales from the Crypt really freaked me out as a kid. I'm not even sure which one, just one of the apparently several that feature vampires.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saturday's figured out the most important part, you can make the dog and sheep kiss
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this makes me miss Archenemy, it was so good for that kind of play. it's been ages since I played and I don't think I ever had any of the cards myself
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 01/10/2026
More Big Walk & more #extralife as I join @boyks.neocities.org @ilyon.bsky.social & @sephoris.bsky.social for some postgame content in a few minutes and ponder the food horrors of this years Food Crimes with Midge coming in NOVEMBER...
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure, but now she makes an excellent scapegoat for the thing they hired her for.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh I'm sure it's some sort of hideous McMansion, yeah
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh not the NVIDIA guy who doesn't know where his own house is, the other one although I guess I don't know for sure if that guy knows where he lives either
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like you can't really make that kind of qualification for game of thrones because there's no point where you can bail out of the show and feel like you reached a satisfying conclusion. The final seasons being so bad just ruins the whole thing because it was all building up to that ending
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know the interviewer's going to want a rock to wind a piece of string around. that's leverage
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geoff (a ghost) @geoffaghost.cardiosoles.com · 23/09/2026
More Big Walk tonight (9/23) at 7pm (~40 min from now) with the @ruffcuts.bsky.social gang ( @boyks.neocities.org @ilyon.bsky.social ) plus @retroheart.net & @sephoris.bsky.social getting REAL tired of the derailing for #extralife and general merriment?
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not surprised, but I am a little insulted he couldn't be bothered to come up with an even slightly believable bullshit excuse. "concerned about jobs" as if the immediate effect of the merger isn't going to be massive layoffs.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh hey, they've got my favorite hot dog topping, filth orbs
Hot dog from the AI generated food truck menu. Some unidentifiable round objects line the bun.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UF has one and the city has one! what could we possibly need a third golf course for
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
remember when UF used to pretend to care about the environment and converted like half the parking lots on campus for building space so they didn't have to pave over any green space? feels like an eternity ago now, and I'm sure this golf course will do more damage than everything they saved then
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think people get so flabbergasted by cumming in the fluffer that everybody kind of glosses over the fact that ~40% of participants didn't cum at all, which feels like real amateur hour shit from a sex cult
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
at that point we've really gone beyond imminent danger to idle scifi speculation. like even if current development leads to some kind of superintelligence, a premise that deserves a lot of skepticism, we'd then need the part where it asks us to make a vast robot horde for it and we just do that
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the whole scenario has so little thought put into it that's it's kind of insulting. "AI will destroy humanity to stop us from turning it off" okay, but for the AI to continue to exist after that it'd have to be able to automate every process involved in powering and maintaining it
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Three hams will certainly kill her
Brak, an alien, and Thundercleese, a heavily armed robot, stand around a fish tank with Ponyo in it
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can't help but notice the same guys who think they're gonna ride out the apocalypse in a bunker also fail to consider that the AI would have material needs that require a functional society
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cool. How does the computer keep the infrastructure that provides it electricity going for more than a week once there are no more humans? What does it do when its components start failing?
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel like it's pretty clear they wanted their own Hugging Face hack for marketing reasons so they engineered one. they have to act surprised because "going rogue" is part of the pitch
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's also at least the 3rd time he's promised direct payments and obviously those others never happened. he promised checks from DOGE cuts, he promised checks from tariffs
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's like when people say being put on the rack for a little bit would fix them, except this actually does fix you
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the only utility of crypto is unregulated illegal transactions or unregulated scams, of course they would fight any kind of regulation
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm convinced that Bezos has personally mandated that they keep producing this garbage
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
one of the two original pokedex entries for it, the Pearl entry, also states as fact that it tries to steal children (however, it's incapable of doing so): "It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead."
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know netflix kills everything it touches, but I still can't believe they didn't make more of this show
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
but even then Kadokawa was just the publisher. unless they have ex-Grasshopper people they don't actually have any of the original development team.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
how do you even manage to mess up Toriyama designs fitting together? his favorite thing to do was make a bunch of absolute little weirdos that somehow still work as a coherent group
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I gotta go with "Can cause big problems." (full sentence)
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it reminds me a little of cats kneading. do they dig around in a similar way to get comfy before sitting? I wonder if it's like "this is the thing I do to get comfy. now I'm being made comfy by other means, so I guess I should do the Comfy Action"
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel like the whole WNBA thing has given the game away to the point that anyone still acting like there are good-faith concerns about trans people in sports is either lying or too gullible to be in politics
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
here's Dolmir, my funky mushdruid. art by the fantastic IPaintCreatures, who I don't think is on here
a dwarven druid covered in mushroom growths, painted in a sort of psychadelic style
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
mayor of some random small town at that it looks like. it's a little hard to read that stamp but I'm pretty sure it's from Großostheim
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Diana Chan @thingsbydiana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
✨It’s giveaway time! We’re giving you the chance to win an Aroace Longboi Plush & Pin Set!!
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's especially funny because these guys spend so much time hanging around evangelicals that they pick up some distinctly un-Jewish beliefs. Ben keeps trying to gatekeep Jews who support abortion rights. Dennis Prager believes in original sin (and called Anne Frank a bad Jew because she didn't!)
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
like sure, I think there's reasonable uses for synthesized vocals just like there are for synthesized drums. but that isn't an argument for AI, it's one for Hatsune Miku.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hanania's always been a remorseless liar. He wrote all his racist screeds under a pseudonym and started claiming to be "reformed" as soon as he was found out, because he knew his beliefs weren't acceptable in the circles he wanted to run in. He thinks that's changing now so he's dropping the act.
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
thank you for confirming that! time to finally play Keeper!
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
been waiting to hear this! gonna pick up Keeper immediately
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
by an enormous margin, yes. the most recent approval poll has him at 69%, higher than any NYC mayor since Giuliani immediately post-9/11 and he's not even that far behind. meanwhile Adams's approval rating crashed into the 20s in the first 6 months of his term and never recovered.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just got put on a CPAP and I just want to say that every time the thing wakes me up in the middle of the night and I resist the urge to chuck the mask across the room I think of this post. so thanks for the Bad Life And Also Uncomfortable solidarity
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the ideology is more or less the same, but somewhat less held back by incompetence
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
looking around a little more, Double Fine's statement on the split said ownership of their games was returned to them so I'm optimistic www.doublefine.com/news/indepen...
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Double Fine is Independent again
We're thankful to everyone at Xbox for seven great years together, and for working with us to reach an outcome which preserves our history and culture,…
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
really hoping for this fate for the last few @doublefine.com games too. doesn't seem to have happened yet though
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Depends on what you consider AI exactly, but Erewhon from 1872 is often credited as the first story about intelligent machines
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 Bluesky Update added feature to send GREEN GOBLIN TRUCK from Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to selected users
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Sephoris @sephoris.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's also a pretty good bit when The Part Where He Kills You achievement pops up in Portal 2 I think
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