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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Proud to play magic: the gathering, the tcg of heroes
Miles O'Brien from Star Trek saying what we all feel. "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
reading Halloween books to my daughter
the epic handshake meme but this time its GOBLINS shaking hands with GOONS and they are uniting over BEDTIME
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You: "Man this el nino year feels weird, right?" Me, looking over my shoulder at the pacific ocean "Yeah it feels a little different."
Accumulated cyclone energy, or ACE, is a metric that measures total energy produced by tropical storms and hurricanes over a given period, accounting for both how strong they were and how long they lasted.
https://weather.com/2026/09/04/storms/hurricane/hurricane-lowell-marie-karina-pacific-atlantic-maps-tracker
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Changing my name to sleve mcdichael again
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wow i cant believe Tatsuya Endo would quote me directly but it makes sense, im always saying this
Tatsuya Endo's Spy Family Chapter 140
https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1029988
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Introducing my daughter to the 15 minute city
A playmobile train set on a teal carpet
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
You wake on the night of a full moon in a haze. You stagger sleepy to your bathroom when you find a glow. Do you take the toilet quest?
A single shaft of moonlight illuminates your toilet in an unearthly glow
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
the world continues to be what it is so have some Chainsaw Man out of context: mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1027297
Asa (War) has just caused Chainsaw Man to vomit up the concepts of teeth and legs, which it had previously eaten to remove from the universe and incapacitate. Chainsaw Man uses his new legs to promptly kick Asa in the solarplexus 
Chainsaw Man 225 https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1027297
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Baby’s first
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
incredible email that somehow bypassed my spam filters. can't wait to win my lounge wadon, whatever this thing is
a clearly AI generated image of.... something that seemingly holds other things with the words LOUNGE WADON written on its side. Above and below this object is the following text: 
Congratulations! 
You can win an exclusive prize
Lounge Wagon
You have been selected as one of the lucky few for a unique opportunity to receive a brand now Lounge Wagon!
Get it now!
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
take me home country roads to the place i belong *unintelligible* MOUNTAIN MOMMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
An AI generated map of Appalachia with all the names of states wrong
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Me: hey I had a rough night can you take the baby this morning for a change? My beautiful Wife:
Bugs bunny “no” meme
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Latest Chainsaw Man goes hard mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024680
Fujimoto going after the US hardAmerican atrocities in weekly shonen jump
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The cow in my daughter’s pediatrician’s office is really high
A clearly stoned cow painting
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I won a finger puppet as a consolation prize and so now I introduce to you the latest and most important dinnertime figure: The Wizard of Eating All Your Food.
A tiny finger puppet wizard sitting on a painted candlestick. The wizard wears a blue robe and pointed hat with yellow stars. His white beard shows how wise he is. His fucked up little face shows that he was probably injection molded
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Thanks this is a great travel tip! Here’s mine in return: if your baby drinks 3/4s of this badboy and inverts the nipple from pulling too hard it can hold its pressure differential long enough it to explode with enough force to send shrapnel into your shoe when your kid drops it on the pavement.
An 8oz glass bottle with the words “Philips Avent” on the front
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This guy was in bloodborne right?
A stuffed alpaca with its head in a rainbow ball for toddlers
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Watching my single friends slide into summer
Kim Jong Un inspects the water slide at his new theme park
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Hail fellow
the pokemon shelmet
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
when you've just woken up but still want to get in on the group photo
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
In addition to being a certified freak, Boichi is a huge fan of science fiction and always wanted to draw it. In the panel on the left, he's clearly calling out Arthur C Clarke & 6000 is HAL 9000's number flipped. Can't recommend his one shot, HOTEL, enough. links to images in the alt like usual!
Current Chapter of Boichi's Marshal King with a shot of the principal's arm. The frame focuses on the name of the armament, "CLARKE 6000 SUX"
https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024185 the opening page of Boichi's Hotel: https://imgur.com/a/hotel-manga-DdLCU 
Hotel is the story of the final resting place of humanity's knowledge & genes on a ruined earth and how the passage of time affects everyone
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
four cards to get to know me? i like my games a little chaotic
https://scryfall.com/card/wot/52/doubling-season

Doubling Season
{4}{G}
Enchantment

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.

If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.

Illustrated by Eva Eskelinenhttps://scryfall.com/card/bro/340/over-the-top

Over the Top
{5}{R}{R}
Sorcery

Each player reveals a number of cards from the top of their library equal to the number of nonland permanents they control, puts all permanent cards they revealed this way onto the battlefield, and puts the rest into their graveyard.

Illustrated by Cristi Balanescuhttps://scryfall.com/card/blc/95/chatterfang-squirrel-general

Chatterfang, Squirrel General
{2}{G}
Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warrior

Forestwalk (This creature can’t be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead.

{B}, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn.

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Illustrated by Yoshimohttps://scryfall.com/card/moc/94/rashmi-and-ragavan 

Rashmi and Ragavan
{1}{G}{U}{R}
Legendary Creature — Elf Monkey

Whenever you cast your first spell during each of your turns, exile the top card of target opponent’s library and create a Treasure token. Then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it’s a spell with mana value less than the number of artifacts you control. If you don’t cast it this way, you may cast it this turn.

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Illustrated by Joshua Cairos
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Of WSJ's current headliners, I think Kagurabachi has the weakest story and hook. And while I think the author knows where he wants to go I think it suffers from not being sure how to get there, which you can see in the approach to the abilities of the supernatural swords. But the action is great!
Kagurabachi Chapter 76 https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024219
The character, Seichi Samura, draws his blade against a black background of crow feathers as power surges from his eyes. He says, "That's enough out of you."
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Really like Ichi The Witch and hope it continues to do well because its got that mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024146
Ichi, from the eponymous Ichi The Witch, telling the crowd why he's a winner with his signature catchphrase, "Feral Instinct!"
https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024146
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Poll: submit your awesome ideas for NPC sorcery powers & we'll pick our favorites to draw! Kagurabachi Response: I drew my MC killing your OC love it (mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024009)
The title page for this week's Kagurabachi by Takeru Hokazono (https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1024009) announcing the winners of the NPC Sorcery Contest they ran where readers could submit their ideas for NPC sorcerers & Powers. Their prize? The mangaka responded to all these amazing OC's by drawing his MC beheading them
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We are having baked ziti for dinner but we don’t own a cat
Neighborhood gentleman Tux sits on our kitchen rubber against white cabinets
Tux, in focus, against the corner of ziti
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We are having baked ziti for dinner but we don’t own a cat
Neighborhood gentleman Tux sits on our kitchen rubber against white cabinets
Tux, in focus, against the corner of ziti
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I've been driven into a corner by @jcsalterego.bsky.social and so i have to post a pic of this & say that i once knew a guy who didn't learn the orders of the days of the week until college because he'd just do this all the time
a picture of a post because i wasn't allowed to quote it. it is a regular Jerry @jcsalterego.bsky.social post: "can anyone who's good at weekdays tell me if tomorrow is friday"
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Oh Jerry? Yeah his stuff is
A green smiling face with the word MILD above it
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Good luck taking these guys down
A photo of the Philly phanatic and the Galapagos gang(?) monsters at citizen bank park
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I don’t own a cat
Tux, A sr black and white cat who lives in our neighborhood, has come to grace my kitchen. To thank him I have placed out a blue and white striped bowl filled with water next to a blue plate with a few pieces of chicken on top. The two dishes and tux stand on the white linoleum kitchen floor against our white cabinets with gold handles. Behind tux, our kitchen runner has been pushed into a corner because the sticky things on the bottom have long worn out
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This was so good we made more congee and I made chicken and waffles for dinner tonight
Mushroom and Chinese sausage congee waffle with a chicken thigh on top w/ maple syrup sitting on a white plate with a red rim
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the drake meme but it's Luigi Mangione instead. In the first panel, he's clearly questioning the wisdom behind my statement, "Watering my plants," whereas in the second panel he is clearly impressed by my statement, "Actively feeding the slime mold growing under my sink."
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Recipe banger of the week: congee waffles. Wife made mushroom congee w/ Chinese sausage (delicious, breakfast coded) and we had a bunch left over so I loaded it into a waffle iron this morning and the results have been spectacular. Serve w/ a runny egg, green onion, and some chili oil
A waffle made from congee, mushrooms, and Chinese sausage sitting on a white place with a red rim. It is just as crispy as you might imagine. Unfortunately, I didn’t make an egg or cut up green onions but imagine those.A close up of the congee waffle in all its crispy glory. It’s sitting on a white plate with a fish print
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A picture of the following text, too long to post to Bluesky:
Remembering an argument with an idiot at my BiL’s wedding (his best man) who wanted an economic collapse and effective dissolution of the US since it was the only way he’d be able to afford a house in Southern California. He couldn’t understand that if the US collapses then his dollars were worth shit. He died drunk driving a 4wheeler w/o a helmet and I bet he would have loved this shit. Anyway, like I said, I’m thinking about this for no reason whatsoever.
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Me to my brain
The damn bitch you live like this meme but with the word THINK over implying the hot goofy girls brain is the mess
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The classic Simpsons Frame from The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show S8e14 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Itchy_%26_Scratchy_%26_Poochie_Show 
but the text has been replaced with poorly generated text so that it now reads, "Note: CAIT died on the way back to HER home planet"
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The Oracle from The Matrix (1999) created by The Wachowskis, and portrayed by Gloria Foster
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Our baby likes to pee in the middle of diaper changes so I always pause between opening the diaper and taking it off cause first I have to be like
The gossip girl meme but it’s been photoshopped to remove letters and say “go piss girl”
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sunday Morning: The Witch & The Mercenary by Kaeru Chōhōkiteki The Faraway Paladin by Kanata Yanagino Tower Dungeon by Tsutomu Nihei Shangri-La Frontier by Katarina That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime by Fuse Witch Hat Atelier by Kamome Shirahama Frieren: Beyond Journey's End by Kanehito Yamada
A two-page spread from Tower Dungeon by Tsutomu Nihei showing the size and scale of the floating tower the team has to climb
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the trans community built bluesky and idk if theres more that i can say except fuck transphobes
that bugs bunny meme where he's wearing a black tux against a black background with the text, "I wish all TRANS FOLK a very FEEL GOOD TODAY IN SPITE OF THE BASTARDS"
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Wanted to add these two guys to the mix, from a LACMA exhibit a decade ago
Frustrated rat catcher netsukeFox with a walking stick and cloak netsuke
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
LACMA had an incredible exhibit on Japanese little guys (netsuke) a while back and I could resist photographing them all
A pair of Fox netsuke at lacma, 2015A netsuke of a fox with a walking stick & cloak“Frustrated rat catcher” netsukeA tanuki playing a stringer instrument netsuke
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
21st century version of this
a man very excitedly wearing a propeller hat. the man has a black shirt with rainbow suspenders and looks absolutely thrilled to be the face of Michaels' propeller hat listing.
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
counterpoint:
A title image from a Calvin & Hobbes comic by the master, Bill Waterson. 

The picture features Calvin, a young boy w/ blond hair & his imaginary tiger, Hobbes, wearing goggles and seated in a cardboard box, sorry, time machine, encountering some long-necked dinosaurs.
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
how i plan to raise my daughter (ichi the witch mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1022627)
"feral children belong in the woods!" from Ichi The Witch https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1022627
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
whenever my baby spits out her pacifier and i put it back in her mouth
mario from the mario games holding a crown with the caption, "you dropped this queen"
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good light this evening
Evening light hitting the Surplus StoreSunset down an alley
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s a full moon so you know what that means: our toilet is giving quests
A picture of my bathroom at night. The full moon’s light is streaming through our skylight, illuminating just our toilet and giving us the impression that it has something very important to tell us
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if on a winters night some soup @semiprowizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
a picture of Gordon Ramsay saying, "Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food". Gordon wears a white tshirt and stands in front of a yellow background.
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