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Sam

@semerson.bsky.social
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Just a guy.

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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just be financially responsible. Instead of one big ass snake, get a modest swarm of geckos, say just a thousand or so.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have taught my cat to bioluminesce.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See, this is the kind of scientific inquiry we need to be funding.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most concerning thing about the current economic shit show is that, contrary to prior ones where the people in power were (competently or not) trying to fix things, the current administration is actively creating and worsening the problem.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is my dream to see a seagull master snake style king fu.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Walmart what the fuck? It is September.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pog-based TTRPG!!! That is all.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get stick bug’d.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just got jumpscared by a goldarn hummingbird.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Part of the problem here is a lot of people have had their worldview shaped by fiction to such a degree that they view scifi concepts like godlike AI and interstellar colonization as inevitable scientific advances rather than a thing some guy (likely high) thought was a cool idea for a story.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are both dead, but they had ice wine at Aldi so I’ve got that going for me.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hell yeah, free knife!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Doors are just walls with commitment issues.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Warm for my form” is now a part of my lexicon.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But who cleans the solar power cleaner’s solar panels?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy “There Will Come Soft Rains” Day to all who celebrate!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Covering myself in novels. Call it plot armor.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The great beast lounges, bathing in the glory of a successful hunt (she eated a bug).
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New knife who this?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Instructions unclear. Made Loss canted at a 45 degree angle.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The thing about the slippery slope fallacy is that it isn’t always a fallacy. Sometimes the slope is actually slippery.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It can be three things.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So, was anyone going to tell me there was a miniseries about a man-shark monster where Giancarlo Esposito plays a guy named Peniston? Was I meant to just find that out on my lonesome?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Brb, gotta go haunt the narrative real quick.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Anole time.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Getting kind of tired of Pride Month. When do we get Sloth Month? We could celebrate the sin and the animal at the same time!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This summer I shall delight in states of relaxation unimaginable to the hammockless peasants of the world. #hammocklife
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Reading The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco. One of those books that is clearly just an excuse to info dump about the writer’s interests. Like we get it, man, you’re a medievalist. (good book tho)
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
✨✨pride fashion✨✨
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Okay, I understand the logic behind putting a character limit on posts now.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Crazy to think this thing can take down a deer. #killdeer
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Look, I’m all about picking up random reptiles, but while they’re boning? That’s just rude.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ah, but have you considered the majestic duck boat (that only occasionally capsizes and kills people).
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Daisy is unsure about the neighbor’s puppy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s me, I’m Vegan Sickos.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Currently enjoying a White Claw. My transformation into a basic bitch white boy is complete.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
An under appreciated aspect of my and future generations’ inability to ever reasonably retire is that we will finally break the curse of dying tragically one week before retirement.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Welp, off to start my new life as a lighthouse keeper. Probably go mad, maybe start seeing strange visions in the sea mist, begin scrawling eldritch symbols on the walls then go mysteriously missing never to be heard from again. Yknow, normal light house stuff.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Him scream.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This kind of biting social commentary is why Kelly is one of the political satirists of our time.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Niagara Falls’ beauty pales in comparison to the glory of CASINO.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I have imprisoned Canada’s strongest warriors. None can oppose me now.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Canada y’all been holding out on me.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Marriott’s new branding is unexpected but I dig it. “Riott” indeed.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This may be the best picture of a seagull on top of a restaurant sign I have ever taken.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The only visitor I ever get to my bird feeder is this same squirrel. One day those suction cups are going to give under the weight of his despicable greed.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Terry Pratchett once wrote that five exclamation points is clear sign of a diseased mind. I shudder to think what this man’s use of ellipses indicates, to say nothing of his abuse of those poor commas.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
At the grocery store getting jump scared by a cardboard standee of the Dos Equis guy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fancy lad. #pigeon
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