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Sam

@semerson.bsky.social
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Just a guy.

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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have taught my cat to bioluminesce.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Walmart what the fuck? It is September.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get stick bug’d.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The great beast lounges, bathing in the glory of a successful hunt (she eated a bug).
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New knife who this?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Anole time.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This summer I shall delight in states of relaxation unimaginable to the hammockless peasants of the world. #hammocklife
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
✨✨pride fashion✨✨
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Crazy to think this thing can take down a deer. #killdeer
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ah, but have you considered the majestic duck boat (that only occasionally capsizes and kills people).
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Daisy is unsure about the neighbor’s puppy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Him scream.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Niagara Falls’ beauty pales in comparison to the glory of CASINO.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I have imprisoned Canada’s strongest warriors. None can oppose me now.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Canada y’all been holding out on me.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Marriott’s new branding is unexpected but I dig it. “Riott” indeed.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This may be the best picture of a seagull on top of a restaurant sign I have ever taken.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The only visitor I ever get to my bird feeder is this same squirrel. One day those suction cups are going to give under the weight of his despicable greed.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fancy lad. #pigeon
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Long boy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My pineapple plant is growing a little pineapple! This is not a drill, people!!!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The stupid dumb idiot corner for stupid dumb idiots.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We truly are a decadent and depraved people.
A grocery shelf with Cheeseburger and Pizza soups.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Boxing Day dinner guest at my parents’.
A raccoon eating dog food on a wooden porch.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Merr Crissmas🎄
A beautiful yet extremely stupid cat laying in front of a Christmas tree with gifts beneath it.  The cat is very stupid, but there is no visual indication of this fact.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Goodbye, best friend.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Cindy. The greatest dog I’ve ever known and a better friend than I deserved.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving to the world’s cutest tripping hazard.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Got my cat a Glock.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
America is finally great again.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy explosions day!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Moon tree at Bham Botanical Gardens
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Fuzzy little dick tried to get the drop on me.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Guess who made vegan stuffed shells? (It was me)
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Spider friend helping me measure.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Get pat, idiot.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I saw a turtle foraging at the bottom of a pond today. Never seen that before.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Aw yeah lily time
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Weird lookin birds out here today.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Lady of the lake lookin a bit heftier than I imagined. #fatdog
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
One of my dad’s friends stopped by to say hello.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hiking near Mena, AR with my mom. Forgot how beautiful it is here . #nature
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My dad’s squirrel friends. #squirrel
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Guess who found a snake skin under his trash can? It me. I find snake skin under trash can.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Rainy day at the botanical garden.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Eepy #ducks
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Daisy does not like the trespasser. #cat
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The babies. #bird
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How I feel after giving a bird a French fry.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Eatin falafel and watchin the birds.
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