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Sam

@semerson.bsky.social
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Just a guy.

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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have taught my cat to bioluminesce.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most concerning thing about the current economic shit show is that, contrary to prior ones where the people in power were (competently or not) trying to fix things, the current administration is actively creating and worsening the problem.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is my dream to see a seagull master snake style king fu.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Walmart what the fuck? It is September.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pog-based TTRPG!!! That is all.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get stick bug’d.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just got jumpscared by a goldarn hummingbird.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So Dolly Parton and Tim Curry are both dead, but they had ice wine at Aldi so I’ve got that going for me.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Doors are just walls with commitment issues.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy “There Will Come Soft Rains” Day to all who celebrate!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Covering myself in novels. Call it plot armor.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The great beast lounges, bathing in the glory of a successful hunt (she eated a bug).
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New knife who this?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The thing about the slippery slope fallacy is that it isn’t always a fallacy. Sometimes the slope is actually slippery.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So, was anyone going to tell me there was a miniseries about a man-shark monster where Giancarlo Esposito plays a guy named Peniston? Was I meant to just find that out on my lonesome?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Brb, gotta go haunt the narrative real quick.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Anole time.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Getting kind of tired of Pride Month. When do we get Sloth Month? We could celebrate the sin and the animal at the same time!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This summer I shall delight in states of relaxation unimaginable to the hammockless peasants of the world. #hammocklife
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Reading The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco. One of those books that is clearly just an excuse to info dump about the writer’s interests. Like we get it, man, you’re a medievalist. (good book tho)
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
✨✨pride fashion✨✨
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Crazy to think this thing can take down a deer. #killdeer
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Daisy is unsure about the neighbor’s puppy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Currently enjoying a White Claw. My transformation into a basic bitch white boy is complete.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
An under appreciated aspect of my and future generations’ inability to ever reasonably retire is that we will finally break the curse of dying tragically one week before retirement.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Welp, off to start my new life as a lighthouse keeper. Probably go mad, maybe start seeing strange visions in the sea mist, begin scrawling eldritch symbols on the walls then go mysteriously missing never to be heard from again. Yknow, normal light house stuff.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Him scream.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Niagara Falls’ beauty pales in comparison to the glory of CASINO.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I have imprisoned Canada’s strongest warriors. None can oppose me now.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Canada y’all been holding out on me.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Marriott’s new branding is unexpected but I dig it. “Riott” indeed.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This may be the best picture of a seagull on top of a restaurant sign I have ever taken.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The only visitor I ever get to my bird feeder is this same squirrel. One day those suction cups are going to give under the weight of his despicable greed.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
At the grocery store getting jump scared by a cardboard standee of the Dos Equis guy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fancy lad. #pigeon
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Long boy.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So what I’m getting from the Kash Patel email hack is that the man has never taken a good photo in his life.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Every Republican president in my lifetime has started a war in the Middle East. I’ll give Trump credit for this, though, he waited until his second term to do it.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Apropos of nothing, here’s my Jurassic Park hot take: book Hammond is better than movie Hammond. Sure, movie Hammond is tons more likable, but book Hammond works so much better in terms of plots and themes. Instead of “science playing god” it’s “capitalists are short sighted, cheap dipshits.”
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Kind of getting tired of people saying every insane, despicable thing Trump does is just to distract from the Epstein Files. Do you think he wouldn’t be a fascist, hateful, war-mongering, narcissistic wannabe-dictator? All of this is in character for him.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hate when people call animals lazy. Why are we applying Protestant work ethic to the wildlife?
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Okay, how the hell did skirts become girl clothes and pants become boy clothes? If anything, the gear (and by gear I mean genitals) each (cis)gender is working with goes better with the other gender’s clothes.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“Money doesn’t buy happiness,” say rich folk as they do everything in their power to push their personal wealth even higher.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My pineapple plant is growing a little pineapple! This is not a drill, people!!!
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The stupid dumb idiot corner for stupid dumb idiots.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
In most cases the primary service your speech provides is the capture and retention of attention. Whatever speech is better at capturing and retaining attention is the speech that will be amplified regardless of truth, care, or consequence.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is the single greatest political cartoon in the history of mankind.
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Sam @semerson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The great thing about American imperialism in 2026 is that there’s no need to make new protest signs. You can just re-use those old “No Blood for Oil” signs from 2003.
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