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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 3h

The patent on "Axis of Evil" expired and this collection of soulless ghouls has cleverly captured the brand for a relaunch.

US-Russia talks on Ukraine now involve an oil deal tied to Trump allies

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 21h

Went to my GP for a routine checkup and the next day I got a message asking me to leave a Google review???? (Are tips next?)

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who pronounce “orange” as having one syllable and those who pronounce “orange” as having two syllables.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Confederate generals, J6 rioters, now our second-most-uncriminal president--this administration will not rest until all of U.S. history's victims have been acknowledged.

Decades after Watergate, Justice Dept reviews whether Nixon got a raw deal.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I had a boss like this--always picking up the restaurant/bar tab but putting it on his company account. It's not Trump's $500 million!

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It used to be that brylcreemed dimwits like this topped out as drive-time radio guys or at best the Alec Baldwin character in Glengarry Glen Ross, but now they’re making ten figures a year on ESPN or running the country into the ground as unleashed cultist cabinet members.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I once had to sleep overnight at the Denver airport because of weather-related delays, but this really seems like too long to wait.

She has sat at an airport help desk for nearly four decades--and seen it all

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI will not kill us. SI will kill us. Thank you Mr. President, you have ended another war, the war against humanity.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If it turns out that some of them are, in fact, being tortured and killed, then they can come back.

Supreme Court allows rapid third-country deportations, for now

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can she get Tom Homan to testify as an expert witness?

After mistrial, Pirro says she'll bring Trayon White bribery case to new jury

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you not have kids? This happens every day. Wait until she’s a teenager!

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s like if these guys don’t humiliate themselves at least once a day they’ll die.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Domestic Abuser Doctrine keeps getting pushback and it’s obviously our fault.

At every turn, Trump’s ideas for aiding US consumers run into resistance

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had a dream that I was talking to some guy and halfway through the conversation I realized that he was a cyclops and that I had been staring at his eye. I felt terrible!

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you wrote down important issues ("food," "housing," "waste and fraud," "immigration," "civil rights") on random pieces of paper and then pasted them together in the worst possible way.

Unused tents and uneaten food: watchdog finds "waste" in immigration crackdown

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Relentless in their pursuit of ways to make Americans less safe. Every day a new milestone.

Trump officials are rolling back protections against heat-related illnesses and deaths

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

See? The free market thrives on competition.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This fuckin’ guy! It’s like he’s always thinking about ways to make the lives of the people he serves better and more interesting.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Charisma? Honesty? Integrity? Relatability? It really is a toss-up.

Republicans start making moves to challenge JD Vance for 2028 nomination

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kid Rock slowly morphing into the MyPillow guy.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We’re going to breed giant spiders and put them inside the Triumphal Arch. Then when terrible criminals (the worst of the worst) walk under the arch the spiders will drop down and paralyze them to eat later. This is safe because only criminals will walk under the arch.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Also they have measles. Hopefully the enemy are idiots and don’t believe in vaccines.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A toxic culture of impunity, the exchange of corrupt favors, and an absolute lack of awareness of the concept of morality. When he says this kind of thing is "common" buddy save your breath we see that from you literally every day.

Trump says son has paid back Russian for wedding party

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay, at what point do we seriously start talking about the 25th Amendment? He doesn’t understand basic economics, international relations, climate science, medical science, or a free press. Maybe he gave Natalie the nuclear codes?

Trump says he has banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

But will they be willing to meet the Pro-despicabilty Party halfway?

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me, absently eating another cookie as I read a review of three recent books about resistance movements within Nazi Germany: “So courageous!”

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s Jeff, isn’t it? Jeff’s the one who’s not in the cult. (No one likes Jeff.)

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Obama did the same thing at the White House.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This guy is like a one-man Richard Scarry book.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The cutaway shots to the cows rolling their eyes at this guy are priceless.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Multiple Navy commanders relieved that this was not about about blowing up boats in the Caribbean.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

To be fair, the subject line didn’t specify who was getting the check and who was writing it so it’s not technically a lie.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why assess the candidate‘s views on this? Some other guy is saying controversial things! Isn’t that who we’re *really* voting for if you think about it?

A provocative streamer creates headaches for El-Sayed in key Senate race

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If Pete Hegseth sees this Wall St Journal interview with Irish Lt. Commander Maria O'Callaghan, captain of the George Bernard Shaw, you won't have to impeach him, he'll have a heart attack. A lady captain of a ship named after a writer?? He'll have to watch shirtless Putin videos to revive himself.

Wall Street Journal video about Irish defense spending includes an interview with Lt. Commander Maria O'Callaghan, captain of the George Bernard Shaw

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026

i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They were busy not talking about the US providing 60.000 one-ton bombs to Israel.

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We must do this bad thing immediately! No, we don't have time to discuss it--what part of "immediately" do you not understand?

Trump's arch will harm historic sites but must proceed, federal officials say

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Self-driving carp @self-driving-carp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They met innocently enough on a human-hunting safari in Uzbekistan. Who could have predicted that their friendship would take a morally questionable turn?