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SNK Corporation

@snkcorpjp.bsky.social
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Official Bluesky parody account for SNK Corporation. pre order the brand new NeoGeo AES+ today and support the regime.

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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go ahead, pretend like you all weren't boycotting blizzard a year ago. Hypocrites. They announce a bunch of awesome shit and you all go running back. Well WE HAVE AWESOME SHIT TOO. We're re releasing metal slug for the 87th time yall better get off your high horses and give us that sweet cash
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yall don't even want to know what we'll do to our workers if they ever try to unionize. Let's just say it's the last thing they'll ever do
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can ask for pre order refunds if you want but let me put it this way: I have $250,000 gambling debt and a guy named Rico said he'll break my legs if I don't pay by next Thurs so overall things aren't looking good. We're all in this together right? Right guys?
An announcement that the NeoGeo AES+ is being delayed by a full year, supposedly due to manufacturing issues.
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
SURPRISE, FUCKERS youtu.be/7Za4-IxvxEs?...
youtu.be
FATAL FURY: City of the Wolves – Announcement Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look we're with you here but you need to stop saying the quiet part out loud, you're making us all look bad
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pfft you call that harassment? We can't even go to 7/11 without an angry mob gathering outside and last Tuesday someone clogged all 6 toilets in our head office. It's highly coordinated corporate sabotage and we're sick of it
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If we Ported Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves to Nintendo Switch 2, would you buy it? We're not going to do that ever, we're just curious.
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SNK needs its own brilliantly modernized take on a beloved classic that's why we're bringing back Fight Fever as an open world action adventure game! Coming to all platforms spring 2027!
Cover art for SNK's Fight Fever 

With stylized 90s logo and the cast of eclectic fighting game character stereotypes
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nothing but western propaganda. Also our Saudi benefactors have stated they will not retaliate against any journalists who publish these lies, even if they really deserve it BUT if any journalists go missing it wasn't us
SNK sees operating loss of $125 million and widening deficit despite revenue growth
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That's cause we love our fans almost as much as we love dropping bombs on starving kids in Yemen
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Like this post if you would unlock your door for shiguru miyamoto but bolt it and close the blinds for Hayao Nakayama. This might be too deep of a cut for some of you kids
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We are so thrilled to announce the next playable guest character for Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves Israeli defence minister Itamar Ben-Gvir!
A picture of Itamar Ben-Gvir with a vacant smile on his face
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Accountability is so important. Like for example if you assassinate a journalist, which we would never do, you have to be held accountable. We're always saying that
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Someone should start an emotional support group for people who still play this game
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We heard your feedback on this but we don't care. Also we aren't bringing back Michael Max, stop asking it's weird.
A boxer wearing blue red striped boxing shorts. An open yellow vest and red boxing gloves
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yes the NeoGeo AES+ overpriced at $250 USD with games retailing at $89.99 USD. We know this. Our wish is for consumers to think to themselves 'I will work more hours to buy one'. We want people to feel that they want it, irrespective of anything else."
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We are thrilled about this collaboration even though Bill initially told us video games are for 'dorks' 'pants shitting basement dwellers'
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We are thrilled to announce the next playable guest character for Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves will be none other than legendary comedian Bill Burr.
A photo of Bill Burr, a middle aged balding comedian
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If we don't sell at least 5000 pre orders for the NEOGEO AES+ we are going to dismember the entire marketing team.
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sure we may be guilty of heinous human rights abuses but it could be worse. We could be Microsoft
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