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See A Germ

@seeagerm.bsky.social
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Tech lawyer guy. Recovering CISO and IT Director. Still optimistic but it’s not getting any easier. Views my own, skeets definitely not legal advice. Currently under occupation. #DCStatehood

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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder.”
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe not the lesson we hoped she would learn, but definitely A lesson.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is he suggesting we test this theory?
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<insert-hot-dog-meme-here-dot-gif>
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good. I hope it hurt.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was sitting at a bar the other night, and the two AI bros next to me talked about AI and *ONLY AI* for the entire duration of my meal. If that wasn't bad enough (and it was), one said, "I just don't want to work past 40. I'm saving $15k/month now." And then I managed to hate them even more.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Funny how brave they all get when they're not running.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would be great if Tom P could get his seat back. He took a tough (at the time) yes vote on Obamacare knowing it could cost him, but also knowing it was the right thing to do.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Joel Kaplan, now Meta's head lobbyist, was part of the "Brooks Brothers Riot" during that recount too.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazing.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've lived an entire 35+ year professional career and never once been asked my IQ, my GPA from any school, my LSAT score, or my bar exam score. And I'm totally fine with that.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All those laws that use terms like "operators must use reasonable safeguards" to implement information security controls could stretch their legs on this one.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looololol says the clown that called the metaverse “the next chapter of the Internet.” We need to stop pretending rich people are necessarily smart. He’s rich. He’s not smart.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d been kicking the can down the road to buy an EV for years, but this did the trick.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The way they just smirk when they lie, knowing they're going to get confirmed by a feckless GOP Senate anyway.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate it when you're right.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a fun (and terrible) game to try to spot all the cameras in airports. They're everywhere. *Everywhere*.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"After Trump" may have been a defensible position in 2018, but when we went back to the well in 2024 that stance doesn't hold up anymore.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He looks like McMurphy, post-lobotomy.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
nah
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looololol nope
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw a Confederate flag *in northern Michigan* this weekend. That 35% is not just south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s a Pulitzer quality photo right there. 🏅
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Jessica Friday (@fridayseconomics)
👀
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This guys only technical experience is as a Sharepoint administrator. We don’t have to pretend he’s an expert in anything else.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The *real* American way.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(wait do the kids still say "lit?")
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NBC after dark is *lit*
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel safer already.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can't believe I forgot about that. The whole Sand Hill Road gang is rotten but Andreesen is the dumbest of the rotten lot.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Damn it feels good to be a gansta.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was interviewed by a few outlets on that settlement. One line that didn’t make it to print that I wish had: Journo: Why do you think Meta agreed to the terms in this settlement ? Me: Agree with it? I think they wrote it.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wore a "Marybury was wrongly decided" t-shirt to Con Law once. My prof said he liked it. I said I was wondering how he would feel about it. "I said I liked it, I didn't say I agreed with it."
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Congratu...lations?
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only rule I have for who I will support in 2028 is this: no more rich white guys. We're full.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh he gonna die
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*Everyone*
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Same here. In fact I think my last three jobs had that same policy.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Oh Me Too Man
Alt: Oh Me Too Man
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Better than what we’ve got now anyway
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That pedicure. 🥰
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Remember tho that FDR had just carried like 42 states. He had the clout to throw around. We may not see that kind of landslide again at least in my lifetime.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
…or, I fear, “does the Supreme Court work for the President?” If you have seen a survey like this and know the answer, please don’t tell me.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All those years with two generational players in Trout and Ohtani and bupkus to show for it.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are two reasons for everything: a good reason and the real reason. The 1:1 ratio between Justices and circuits is a (very) good reason.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Grifters, Inc. See also: every Republican politician suddenly Seeing The Light after they decide to not run again.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Rihanna: Queen with a Crown
Alt: Rihanna: Queen with a Crown
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I actually practice in this space and spent a good chunk of my career building software, and the research on it is pretty robust. I've spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to make sense of these metrics, but I'm no PhD like you... pages.nist.gov/frvt/html/fr...
pages.nist.gov
Face Analysis Technology Evaluation (FATE) Age Estimation & Verification
FATE Age Estimation And Verification
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I remember having the inverse of this conversation 10 years ago with a group of younger millennials. Their whole political frame of reference was Obama, so when Trump came around a lot of them were completely gobsmacked.
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See A Germ @seeagerm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hate to break it to you, but "it's hard" does not relieve a legal obligation.
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