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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"make all mistakes"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wait wtf I kind of love this
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh! Linus Pauling and vitamin c. Common knowledge: "vitamin c cures colds" "I know better"/Braess equivalent: "actually Linus Pauling thought C cured everything and he was wrong. Therefore you can ignore vitamin C"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
see now I love a cold Builiorium as much as the next guy and am a big fan of nonsense text but I don't get it, is it that hard to paste together a couple of Heineken and Corona ads?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"the 2025-26 Heave Rule" "after the reform, the heave rate jumped to 94 percent" incredible
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hi John! Years ago I saw a TMG shirt ("outnumbered and unafraid") I should have bought but flinched. I still think about it. eBay etc, can't find it. At this point, would you mind if I buy a bootleg and send you $30? Or does the bootleg business hurt y'all even so?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
all I remember is swinging gorillas around (and then they die? I forget)
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh my god, the Bad Street? You were also a Brawler? Shoot I haven't thought about that for like 33 years
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ha ha you can't fool me, these are actually ads from my local weed dispensary
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I didn't realize that was from 2009! incredible
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this clip is so damn good
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"listen! my good man, I have come here from the future. this is your fate. what's a guacamole? it turns out you almost share the name of a new world fruit. I do not think you can avoid this fate. but it's... not that bad. who is Trader Jose? well look it's like Trader Joe but Mexicanized. who is Tra
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
bahahaha I love this well, "it contains a lot of vegetables", so not powersmoothie.org/power-smooth... (and obv far from mealsquares/soylent/huel)
powersmoothie.org
Power Smoothie Recipes
Intro/guide This page spells out exact quantities, calorie counts and prices for different versions of a Power Smoothie. It is far from comprehensive, but it tries to give a feel for different ways…
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ok Ryan I loved your post but I love this post about your post even more
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It looks like Bezos and Centre are running for president and vice president
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
so this was one of my finest moments in a pun competition. we had to make a pun about candy. "Me and my friend were arguing about Goethe's best work. he said Faust, I said Young Werther. Faust is boring, "sell your soul" story has been done. But Werther's Original"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love every "what else is like this?" @norvid-studies.bsky.social thread. they could post a Werther's Original and "what else is like this?" and I'd eagerly read the whole thing. the form creates excitement, regardless of the content. ... What else is like this?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
plus I wanted to try your reply embedding. it works! now I wonder if this one will show up too.
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
yeah, mood it seems completely muddled, to the point where someone without context talking about ai feels like ... idk like asking "what are your thoughts on materials? you know, wood, metal, plastic. just, as a whole." best I can do is kinda gesture "uh, I think a lot of things?"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What else is like this?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh no Tag yourself, I'm Vane
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
And "my 9: " ah fuck sorry everybody! sorry! I'm trying to delete it
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm gonna pre-register "my Richmond Hill friends: Sikhs"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
damn this is a good toot
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
new Old Man Goal just dropped
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
this always boggles my mind too
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No Doubt fan dismayed to learn their favorite album is old enough to buy tobacco: "Tragic Kingdom, smoking cigars??" A palindrome for @joshuahhh.com
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I knew of Zvi Mowshowitz back when he was a pro Magic player
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Neil Cicierega? The Yatta guy and surely nothing else since then?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ahh man yeah I did a project about color once and ended up very much feeling xkcd.com/1882/
xkcd.com
Color Models
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Surely it has to be "prompromprompting"? (... unfortunately. I do like the sound of pompompom better)
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
you should be able to click "it's ok, I'll make sure they watch it on the web with an ad blocker"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
tfw you're standing waist deep in your especially constructed manhole
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
amazing: this entire panel could be played by Tim Robinson
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
yeah same! And helps me use up uncommon ingredients too I was in a nut butter phase a while back but didn't really get anywhere better than "just cashews" I'll give it a try next time I fire up the food processor The miso is a neat idea, I've got some I need to use anyway
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sounds good, thanks!
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
these were the good days 😥
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
huh, I like all of those things! tell me more; is it just "blend them together"? what proportions?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
incredibly crafted post
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Boyz III Men
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I vote hey ya too. It's just a once in a generation song and Teen Spirit : "here we are now, entertain us" :: Hey Ya : "y'all don't wanna listen to me, you just wanna dance"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Claude: Nonupeipe Chatgpt: Tanx Gemini: Tezcatara Mistral: Orobas Whatever Facebook's thing: Pael Qwen on Llama.cpp: Darv Grok: Vakku
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
oh man, I didn't even notice how all the other Little Caesars are actually really highly rated. what goes on in The Bad Little Caesars
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
honestly it sounds even better than Shirt Up's Good Stuff
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
considering moving? I made a thing: input the potential home, input all the places you might go to, see where you'll want to walk and bike, see what that'll feel like and your average time traveling (green: walk, blue: bike) closeness-to-things.netlify.app
A map of Pittsburgh with a house, some points of interest, and a green polygon denoting "places it's easy to walk to" and a larger blue one for "places it's easy to bike to"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Afroman posting this before the verdict was read: m.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8E...
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Imagine a 2x2 of "can do it / can't" and "say you can do it / don't say anything" "Don't say anything + can do it" feels impressive, unassuming newbie surprisingly wins But "say you can do it + do it" is actually way more impressive. You're so good, you can stake reputation on it
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Thread of and about called shots
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
this made me google and I was like "wait ... that's a real guy!" ... but then, nevermind, I was thinking of Joe Shlabotnik well that's cool anyway, idk
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