sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026see now I love a cold Builiorium as much as the next guy and am a big fan of nonsense text but I don't get it, is it that hard to paste together a couple of Heineken and Corona ads? 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hi John! Years ago I saw a TMG shirt ("outnumbered and unafraid") I should have bought but flinched. I still think about it. eBay etc, can't find it. At this point, would you mind if I buy a bootleg and send you $30? Or does the bootleg business hurt y'all even so? 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love every "what else is like this?" @norvid-studies.bsky.social thread. they could post a Werther's Original and "what else is like this?" and I'd eagerly read the whole thing. the form creates excitement, regardless of the content. ... What else is like this? 130
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 07/06/2026No Doubt fan dismayed to learn their favorite album is old enough to buy tobacco: "Tragic Kingdom, smoking cigars??" A palindrome for @joshuahhh.com 030
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 29/05/2026amazing: this entire panel could be played by Tim Robinson 030
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/04/2026considering moving? I made a thing: input the potential home, input all the places you might go to, see where you'll want to walk and bike, see what that'll feel like and your average time traveling (green: walk, blue: bike) closeness-to-things.netlify.app 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I feel like Gwern Nicotine is its own category of info hazard "Brilliant, trustworthy writer finds a narrow path to modest improvement with dropoff into great pain; audience thinks they can all walk that narrow path; many cannot" 020
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/03/2026@nedroid.com My wife and I love this comic so we printed it out. Now our 3yo loves it too. But he especially loves Mr. Caruthers. He always says "I wanna see Mr. Caruthers". We say "there's more Beartato and Reginald" but he is not satisfied, he wants the whole Mr. Caruthers extended universe 0791
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/12/2024did anyone make a login library/service called "kenny" yet 120
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/12/2024solomon: we'll cut the baby in half dad 1: no, you can't do it! dad 2, who happens to be michael jackson: 🎵 but the kid is not my son 🎵 solomon: why didn't you just say so? ok dad 1 he's all yours 120
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 05/12/2024for the record I'm not Taking a Stand here, I just can't help posting this 130
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I wish I had someone else learning rails at the same time, maybe a step ahead of me, so I could frequently: - ask "what's the mental rotation I need to do to make this make sense?" - rant "this is absolutely dumb, right?" 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I've got a lingering cough for weeks. Doctor said I'm not contagious but idk how to broadcast that to everyone I'm around. ... I should just carry a cigarette, then ppl will think it's just a smoker's cough! 220
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/12/2024alex honnold: I free soloed that iconic yosemite climb zoomer: no cap? a: yeah, el cap z: lol a: what? z: as if anyone could free solo that a: I did! z: no cap? a: el cap! barista: here's your drink z: cap? a: yes, I free soloed it! z (taking a sip, it's black coffee): no cap :( 030
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 30/11/2024joke got memory holed on Twitter bc it has a link: when will.i.am dies does his name change to will.he.was? 020
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 26/11/2024every so often I find some angle that seems so obvious to me, that the rest of the world continues to get absolutely, flamboyantly wrong and sometimes someone else writes a blog post saying the exact same thing! sometimes with a solution, even! 030
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024omg is one of these Connections going to be "all you need"? 020
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024my new bit is gonna be reposting my Very Good Tweets that did not go superviral, to prove that it was surely because of The Algorithm 120
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024nosferatu? looks more like a teethsferatu to me! 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024proposal: I'll let the Brits call it "Cluedo", if the US versions of Lord of the Rings write our hero's name as "Fro" 000
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 18/11/2024you, amateurs: prompt engineering me: by psychokinesis creating a square shaped Claude using skills I have learned from amateur psychic T. Chase www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo...youtube.comBy Psychokinesis a Psychic turns a Cloud into a Square Cloud in Sept. 2010YouTube video by revelation13net 021
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I bet this feels good as hell for a curve: a.carapetis.com/csf/a.carapetis.comCurve Shortening Flow - Interactive Demonstration 001
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Ron Paul fighting Neil Degrasse Tyson? Absolutely here for this 100
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/06/2023I haven't figured out what to post here since we stopped saying "sheesh" 320
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 26/05/2023I don't think she lived happily ever after; she clearly had a stroke halfway through this sentence 010
Reposted by sedate snailJoshua Silva @silvascientist.bsky.social · 05/05/2023Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh 8183
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 03/05/2023logging on to twitter to see what my IRL friends and some online friends are up to logging on to mastodon to see what my old academic friends and some of the ex-twitter friends are up to logging on to bluesky to sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh 041
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/05/2023joined in this thread now my notifications are all "sheeeesh", "sheeeeeesh", "sheeeeeeeeeeesh", and y'know what, dear notifications, same 030
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 01/05/2023how did the numbers threads stop? I mean I know there was a lecture on computational complexity; after that did *everyone* collectively decide "nah this isn't fun anymore"? 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/04/2023order of magnitude mnemonic songs: I would walk 12,000 miles and I would walk 12,000 more just to be the man who walked (almost) around the world's equator 100
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2023anyway I'll probably be back once there's an android app 010
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2023oh no I commented on numbers thread and then left for 3 days, 312 notifications 000
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 11/04/2023biggie's a gemini, turns out. what's the sign of tupac? 2 sin(pac) cos(pac) 000
sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 10/04/2023gosh if this is just "twitter, but shitposts only", I'm so into it 210