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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
see now I love a cold Builiorium as much as the next guy and am a big fan of nonsense text but I don't get it, is it that hard to paste together a couple of Heineken and Corona ads?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Hi John! Years ago I saw a TMG shirt ("outnumbered and unafraid") I should have bought but flinched. I still think about it. eBay etc, can't find it. At this point, would you mind if I buy a bootleg and send you $30? Or does the bootleg business hurt y'all even so?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love every "what else is like this?" @norvid-studies.bsky.social thread. they could post a Werther's Original and "what else is like this?" and I'd eagerly read the whole thing. the form creates excitement, regardless of the content. ... What else is like this?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
new Old Man Goal just dropped
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
No Doubt fan dismayed to learn their favorite album is old enough to buy tobacco: "Tragic Kingdom, smoking cigars??" A palindrome for @joshuahhh.com
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
amazing: this entire panel could be played by Tim Robinson
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
considering moving? I made a thing: input the potential home, input all the places you might go to, see where you'll want to walk and bike, see what that'll feel like and your average time traveling (green: walk, blue: bike) closeness-to-things.netlify.app
A map of Pittsburgh with a house, some points of interest, and a green polygon denoting "places it's easy to walk to" and a larger blue one for "places it's easy to bike to"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Thread of and about called shots
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I feel like Gwern Nicotine is its own category of info hazard "Brilliant, trustworthy writer finds a narrow path to modest improvement with dropoff into great pain; audience thinks they can all walk that narrow path; many cannot"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
@nedroid.com My wife and I love this comic so we printed it out. Now our 3yo loves it too. But he especially loves Mr. Caruthers. He always says "I wanna see Mr. Caruthers". We say "there's more Beartato and Reginald" but he is not satisfied, he wants the whole Mr. Caruthers extended universe
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
did anyone make a login library/service called "kenny" yet
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
solomon: we'll cut the baby in half dad 1: no, you can't do it! dad 2, who happens to be michael jackson: 🎵 but the kid is not my son 🎵 solomon: why didn't you just say so? ok dad 1 he's all yours
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
for the record I'm not Taking a Stand here, I just can't help posting this
a "live laugh love"-style sign but instead it says "deny delay depose"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I wish I had someone else learning rails at the same time, maybe a step ahead of me, so I could frequently: - ask "what's the mental rotation I need to do to make this make sense?" - rant "this is absolutely dumb, right?"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I've got a lingering cough for weeks. Doctor said I'm not contagious but idk how to broadcast that to everyone I'm around. ... I should just carry a cigarette, then ppl will think it's just a smoker's cough!
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
alex honnold: I free soloed that iconic yosemite climb zoomer: no cap? a: yeah, el cap z: lol a: what? z: as if anyone could free solo that a: I did! z: no cap? a: el cap! barista: here's your drink z: cap? a: yes, I free soloed it! z (taking a sip, it's black coffee): no cap :(
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
joke got memory holed on Twitter bc it has a link: when will.i.am dies does his name change to will.he.was?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
every so often I find some angle that seems so obvious to me, that the rest of the world continues to get absolutely, flamboyantly wrong and sometimes someone else writes a blog post saying the exact same thing! sometimes with a solution, even!
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
omg is one of these Connections going to be "all you need"?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
my new bit is gonna be reposting my Very Good Tweets that did not go superviral, to prove that it was surely because of The Algorithm
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
nosferatu? looks more like a teethsferatu to me!
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
proposal: I'll let the Brits call it "Cluedo", if the US versions of Lord of the Rings write our hero's name as "Fro"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
you, amateurs: prompt engineering me: by psychokinesis creating a square shaped Claude using skills I have learned from amateur psychic T. Chase www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo...
youtube.com
By Psychokinesis a Psychic turns a Cloud into a Square Cloud in Sept. 2010
YouTube video by revelation13net
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I bet this feels good as hell for a curve: a.carapetis.com/csf/
a.carapetis.com
Curve Shortening Flow - Interactive Demonstration
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ron Paul fighting Neil Degrasse Tyson? Absolutely here for this
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
I haven't figured out what to post here since we stopped saying "sheesh"
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
I don't think she lived happily ever after; she clearly had a stroke halfway through this sentence
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Joshua Silva @silvascientist.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
logging on to twitter to see what my IRL friends and some online friends are up to logging on to mastodon to see what my old academic friends and some of the ex-twitter friends are up to logging on to bluesky to sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
joined in this thread now my notifications are all "sheeeesh", "sheeeeeesh", "sheeeeeeeeeeesh", and y'know what, dear notifications, same
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
how did the numbers threads stop? I mean I know there was a lecture on computational complexity; after that did *everyone* collectively decide "nah this isn't fun anymore"?
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Buffalo win
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
order of magnitude mnemonic songs: I would walk 12,000 miles and I would walk 12,000 more just to be the man who walked (almost) around the world's equator
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
anyway I'll probably be back once there's an android app
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
oh no I commented on numbers thread and then left for 3 days, 312 notifications
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
biggie's a gemini, turns out. what's the sign of tupac? 2 sin(pac) cos(pac)
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
gosh if this is just "twitter, but shitposts only", I'm so into it
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sedate snail @sedatesnail.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
no
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