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SecurityELF

@securityelf.bsky.social
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Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Timeline cleanse: an amazing story of an altruistic bear. Empathy + Action = A Better World
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A bear showed up at a wildlife center carrying an INJURED raccoon. Something UNEXPECTED happened...
YouTube video by Neal K. Shah
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am watching Jack Smith’s testimony online and every couple of minutes, a fried chicken commercial plays. I don’t know whether to roll my eyes or laugh heartily.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why the FUCK were the files unencrypted? Where were the DLP tools? So many questions!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I found something truly wonderful today. #playingforachange
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight, I heard three men complaining about DEI hires. Upon paying my bill for dinner, I stopped by their table and told them, “This DEI hire has a dual Masters.” I heard them choking on their food as I walked off.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So… an arch that is so tall it will disrupt air traffic… and now, it will have missiles and drones? Talk about air traffic control issues! Someone is feeling a bit insecure. Maybe he needs a low T test from Kegsbreath!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am watching a show in Mandarin. Would you believe that I just saw a scene on a ski slope with the female lead wearing a pussy cap? I kid you not!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was lucky to get a quarter until the last 2 (they were $1 ea)!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m so tired that I have started taking daily siestas after work
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My cat is snoring on my desk. I want to join her in a nap… but the desk would be a bit uncomfortable for me…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone I know didn’t understand why a relative blocked her online. I asked what happened. She said, “I posted something Republican.” I said, “You mean something MAGA?” She said, “Well… yes.” My reply? “I think I understand why you were blocked.” Her response: “Oh.” And to believe she’s my sister!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a GRC SME, this scares me
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fort Augusta stood where St. Paul’s on the river is.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same here. I immediately started wondering if they were related to Fort Augusta
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Will it be tall enough to turn it into a two storied East Wing office space? I would rather it disappear, but thinking practicality at this point…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have experienced this
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank God for Anonymous, if it was them…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have to admit that they are quite creative and I enjoy the videos.
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strea3m.bsky.social @strea3m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Musk crawled out of wherever he was & has his shady fingers all over our elections again, & he's also grabbing more of ppl's info "[His website Vote Safe claims to provide users w info] they need to “vote with confidence.” But all the while, the site is secretly collecting information of its own"
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Elon Musk Spends Millions Tricking People Into Giving Up Personal Data
Musk’s midterm spending has a sinister ulterior motive.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even if you aren’t aware of any such agreements missing from the State Department’s site, you can still help out by RT’ing this piece…or share it in relevant Reddit subs, email listservs, etc. Tysm 🙏
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Mitch Jackson ⚖️ @mitch.social · 08/09/2026
Congress made it a federal crime in 1865 to bring armed federal agents to a polling place. In this video I break down the law and the four sentences to say when an agent stands between you and your ballot.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Democratic Socialist Social Democrat @allie-froglegs.bsky.social @sngreen.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @susanrichter.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @rkimberlily.bsky.social @cdatrish.bsky.social @yodamonkey2.bsky.social @metalmofo666.bsky.social @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
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Banned Camp podcast @bannedcamp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
post 2 i can’t even with this. public libraries are facing political interference, harassment, book bans and funding threats. when libraries become censorship battlegrounds, what exactly are we protecting? [story](pen.org/report/out-o...)
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Out of Circulation
Attacks on public libraries have been worsening in recent years, threatening freedoms that form the bedrock of American society.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Where I live, they seem to specialize in “ham fried rice” at every type of Asian restaurant. It is mind boggling and nowhere as good as that looks!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There are so many of them near my Mom’s home that it looks like a bad case of the measles on a map.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have been there. It is awe inspiring
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Candyman
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like Pie
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I had one hang out with me last November when I visited Arizona. I was surprised by how small they are!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And rice
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Space Force #2? Did he forget about the first one?
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was raised thinking that the Republicans wanted less government interference…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today, I went to do some errands. I discovered that my regular route had SIX (6) Flock Cameras! When I drove home, I was Flock free, thanks to an app that tracks them. As a Privacy SME, the Flock cameras p1$$ me off!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think all airports should be named after deceased people who are being honored. Example: Dolly Parton Airport. NOT Donald J Trump Airport.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I loved working on the spiral binders!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How does one cite AI in a paper? Something to ponder AND avoid as a reference…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Redoing prior post: using AI to write a book is NOT writing a book!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Using AI is NOT writing a book!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Child abuse!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is beyond bad.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seen in DeKalb County, GA.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was 10 when I met my first Moose. I was going potty and looked up to the largest, UGLIEST critter I had ever seen. Went back to camp, told my Dad. He doubted me until it decided to come THROUGH our camp. Then he said, “I think you met a moose.”
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think I have watched this a dozen times now. Just can’t get enough!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The same President who threw paper towels at them after a major hurricane…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am craving lettuce. I mean on my hamburger, a salad, on my chicken salad sandwiches, on everything! I definitely need the roughage to boot, but I dare NOT eat lettuce now. This is just mind boggling… freaking FOOD!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It is interesting hearing people’s takes about belief systems that they have no clue about. Last night, I learned that one of the ones that I am intimately familiar with is one that “worships the devil”. The speaker couldn’t be more wrong.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I thought the badger was on his head!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He also gaslit his wife!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As a trained infosec and risk person… it makes me cringe when I hear that the “hacks on water systems are the fault of the states where the hacks happened.” NO. Getting rid of our core Cyber protections helped.The hacking tests started on water systems over a decade and a half ago. Iran is in top 4
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
May the force be with us all!
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