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SecurityELF

@securityelf.bsky.social
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Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.

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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seen in DeKalb County, GA.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Best bumper sticker of the day…
I bought this before ELON went crazy bumper sticker
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Who wants to go on a trip? ASCII does!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Meanwhile, this sign was seen ~2 miles from the SC border… notice… Buddy is a MAGA WARRIOR! When I asked my neighbors who he is, they said “Oh, he is an a$$h0le
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Augusta GA #nokings
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Augusta GA #nokings
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Contemplation
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Aggressive raccoon is rabid about the data centers being foisted on Columbia County, GA. Photo from News 12 26 Augusta.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Oh lawd! It is the Devil’s Dandruff!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Winter storm in the e CSRA. This is where grocery stores empty out of ingredients to make emergency French toast when storms come.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Let there be peace on earth
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I had breakfast with a roadrunner this morning.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I am traveling with this guy. So far, he has run away and hidden under a table at TSA, and stuck his tail out in the aisle on the plane. He seems to be a nervous flyer. To imagine that he is a DRAGON!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
My bio Dad was card carrying, so these are not just “claims”
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This is the cover of a magazine. Which of the article titles gets your attention?
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
“Devastative” is not a word in the English language. Did you mean “devastating”?
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
When I see this sign, I think of the movie “Argo.” One of the key phrases in the movie is “Argo fuck yourself.” This is one of those nights.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Augusta, GA
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Augusta, GA #nokings
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Godot..
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Still waiting…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Introducing Esmeralda the Great, Wueen of Mao Tse Tong.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This what I get when I try to log in
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
… but they want to take our tax returns and garnish wages?
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What, me?
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Priceless
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Guest bedroom bookcase
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I saw the most amazing, timely thing today. It speaks volumes about where we are today as a country. The image belongs to me.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Looks a bit like ASCII
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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