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SecurityELF

@securityelf.bsky.social
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Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Timeline cleanse: an amazing story of an altruistic bear. Empathy + Action = A Better World
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A bear showed up at a wildlife center carrying an INJURED raccoon. Something UNEXPECTED happened...
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am watching Jack Smith’s testimony online and every couple of minutes, a fried chicken commercial plays. I don’t know whether to roll my eyes or laugh heartily.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I found something truly wonderful today. #playingforachange
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight, I heard three men complaining about DEI hires. Upon paying my bill for dinner, I stopped by their table and told them, “This DEI hire has a dual Masters.” I heard them choking on their food as I walked off.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So… an arch that is so tall it will disrupt air traffic… and now, it will have missiles and drones? Talk about air traffic control issues! Someone is feeling a bit insecure. Maybe he needs a low T test from Kegsbreath!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am watching a show in Mandarin. Would you believe that I just saw a scene on a ski slope with the female lead wearing a pussy cap? I kid you not!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My cat is snoring on my desk. I want to join her in a nap… but the desk would be a bit uncomfortable for me…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone I know didn’t understand why a relative blocked her online. I asked what happened. She said, “I posted something Republican.” I said, “You mean something MAGA?” She said, “Well… yes.” My reply? “I think I understand why you were blocked.” Her response: “Oh.” And to believe she’s my sister!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have to admit that they are quite creative and I enjoy the videos.
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strea3m.bsky.social @strea3m.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Musk crawled out of wherever he was & has his shady fingers all over our elections again, & he's also grabbing more of ppl's info "[His website Vote Safe claims to provide users w info] they need to “vote with confidence.” But all the while, the site is secretly collecting information of its own"
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Elon Musk Spends Millions Tricking People Into Giving Up Personal Data
Musk’s midterm spending has a sinister ulterior motive.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even if you aren’t aware of any such agreements missing from the State Department’s site, you can still help out by RT’ing this piece…or share it in relevant Reddit subs, email listservs, etc. Tysm 🙏
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Mitch Jackson ⚖️ @mitch.social · 08/09/2026
Congress made it a federal crime in 1865 to bring armed federal agents to a polling place. In this video I break down the law and the four sentences to say when an agent stands between you and your ballot.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Democratic Socialist Social Democrat @allie-froglegs.bsky.social @sngreen.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @susanrichter.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @rkimberlily.bsky.social @cdatrish.bsky.social @yodamonkey2.bsky.social @metalmofo666.bsky.social @boxdonkey17.bsky.social
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Banned Camp podcast @bannedcamp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
post 2 i can’t even with this. public libraries are facing political interference, harassment, book bans and funding threats. when libraries become censorship battlegrounds, what exactly are we protecting? [story](pen.org/report/out-o...)
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Out of Circulation
Attacks on public libraries have been worsening in recent years, threatening freedoms that form the bedrock of American society.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was raised thinking that the Republicans wanted less government interference…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think all airports should be named after deceased people who are being honored. Example: Dolly Parton Airport. NOT Donald J Trump Airport.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How does one cite AI in a paper? Something to ponder AND avoid as a reference…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Redoing prior post: using AI to write a book is NOT writing a book!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Using AI is NOT writing a book!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seen in DeKalb County, GA.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It is interesting hearing people’s takes about belief systems that they have no clue about. Last night, I learned that one of the ones that I am intimately familiar with is one that “worships the devil”. The speaker couldn’t be more wrong.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
As a trained infosec and risk person… it makes me cringe when I hear that the “hacks on water systems are the fault of the states where the hacks happened.” NO. Getting rid of our core Cyber protections helped.The hacking tests started on water systems over a decade and a half ago. Iran is in top 4
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Odd statement made about me, by a coworker, at work today: “You Learn TOO FAST”. The engineer who told me this had been learning the system for a YEAR with constant mistakes before he figured it out. He said that I make far fewer mistakes than he did… I am at month 4…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Last night, I was up reading @altonbrown.bsky.social Brown’s “Food for Thought” There is a chapter in there about an incident at a bakery that had me in stitches. I was howling in laughter. Only thing is that the dumpster that I was imagining was, in fact, a #CYBERTRUCK. Made it even funnier…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You know the economy is tight when you watch a lady hand over her Walmart purchases to-the chauffeur of her stretch limo.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Best bumper sticker of the day…
I bought this before ELON went crazy bumper sticker
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think someone ate my coffee almond fudge ice cream, because when I opened the freezer, I found chocolate peanut butter on the shelf… NOT what I bought… hmmm. Sibling?
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES DAY 27 JULY 2026 THESE HORRIFIC TIMES Meet Kim ...She standing at the start of the Colorado River..La Poudre Pass Lake Colorado PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LISTEN TO THIS SHORT CLIP 7 States, 40 million people THEY WANT MORE DATA CENTERS HELL NO THIS SCARES ME ! OMG
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Thank Gd for Cruise control! I have a long drive tomorrow with a broken toe on my right foot.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is it just me or does anyone else think that it is a BAD idea to congregate a large number of our Naval ships together in Pearl Harbor? History seems to be a tough subject for the Kegman
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🐧💖 kindness is everything 💖 🐧 be kind to animals 🤎🖤🤍
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
10-year old boy plays one of the Hardest Violin Piece EVER in public 🎻
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thanks to the new folks following me.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I once dated a guy named Kermit. Other kids asked if he was a frog. His Father started calling him Ponch when they lived in South America. He came back to the USA, and CHiPS was the hip tv show. The kids in his school started asking him if he was a cop. He decided it was easier being Green.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I once dated a guy who told me, a bibliophile, that I had way too many books for my condo. I stopped dating him immediately. I now have a house and books in EVERY room!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think you mean HIPAA
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“When’s the last time you were in a grocery store?” 👀 🔥 Senator Hassan grills pathologically out-of-touch rich guy treasury Secretary Scott Bessent about Trump pursuing taxpayer-funded vanity projects while ignoring the struggles of regular Americans.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Indivisible in my area is pushing us to support a candidate that gives me icky feels.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@chrislhayes.bsky.social help need in GA! Need investigative reporter re Brantley County Fires & #datacenter to contact me.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I have found that I have absolutely no impulse control over eating mint chocolate chip Klondike bars.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@ossoff.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov please check your contact us folders. URGENT information sent re Brantley County and Glynn County Dara Center and fires. My contact info is on the forms. Pls. Call
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Public Citizen @publiccitizen.bsky.social linktr.ee/public_citizen
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I might be slow, but I was yesterday years old when I realized that the number (47) on the Heinz ketchup bottle (that you whack to get the ketchup moving) matched the number of the Presidency. Is that why he has such a propensity for throwing it when angry?
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The stories & photos from today’s voting rights marches in Alabama deserve to be seen by people who weren’t able to stand there in person. If this piece moves you, please share it widely & help make sure these voices aren’t lost in the noise of a crowded news cycle. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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Selma Rejects Jim Crow 2.0
Half of the population in Dallas County, Alabama, where Selma is located, was African American in 1965.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I voted today. Please, please check to see if you need to vote! In #GA, there were many things on the ballot. Voting day is May 19. Of course, among other things, I voted for Sen #jonossoff @ossoff.bsky.social
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Who wants to go on a trip? ASCII does!
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My CPA has said that I have a “BAD book habit.” Could that be because I read 167 books last year, and I am at 53 so far for this year? I know she was just looking at the numbers (thank goodness)! 27632 pages, 12735 hours listened last year…
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Today, I went to book club to discuss The Beheading Game. Then, I went to the independent bookstore and purchased two books… then, I worked a shift at the big bookstore in town. Tomorrow and Tuesday, 2 more book clubs. Recursion and The Red Tent.
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SecurityELF @securityelf.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I received a glossy multi-page campaign booklet extolling the virtues of a Georgia candidate for Governor in the mail (unsolicited) today. Instead of piquing my interest in her story and goals, I found myself wondering what her campaign budget is. Stunning.
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Gatekeeper @retiredwanttobe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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The Brainypedia (@thebrainypedia)
Mia Heller, an 18‑year‑old high school student from Virginia, invented a filtration system that removes about 96 percent of microplastics from drinking water. According to Smithsonian Magazine, her de...
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