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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 6h

Wordle 1,942 6/6* This happened to me when I took Reverse Weegovy. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Wordle 1,941 4/6* Shite parcel company. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Long winded way of telling the internet you’re a cunt.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Wordle 1,940 4/6* I could give you a clue but I need to keep a lid on this one. Or do I? ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is there just enough material to make a posing pouch for your equally tiny weiner?

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Wordle 1,939 5/6* I got help from a Blue Mr Man. ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wordle 1,938 5/6* Needed some help from Ground Control and Mr B on this one. ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wordle 1,937 3/6* Hard work this morning had to scatter all my letters by hand 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wordle 1,936 6/6* This one needed patience waiting for the right word to rise. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wordle 1,935 5/6* Me when I’m doing Wordle badly in an unclever way. ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wordle 1,934 3/6* How to ruin a good coffee. ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wordle 1,933 3/6* The B52’s have one of these. 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wordle 1,932 5/6* Annoying ghost from HP. ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wordle 1,931 4/6* This was a biblical theft. 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wordle 1,930 5/6* This is not the Hilton. ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I tried getting one of those capsule outfits together but as they only came in xxxxs it wouldn’t fit.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wordle 1,929 X/6* Dammit my best ever streak washed out to sea. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our corporate overlords are busy building Boltzmann brains as we type. Don’t worry - go biking.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wordle 1,928 4/6* My skills took a dive for this one 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I did my driving test across that. Piece of piss when you get it. It’s just a number of mini roundabouts in a row Plus there are 2 ways to every exit.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wordle 1,927 3/6* Has some help from Nellie today. ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The base has been on high alert since Friday and the nearby village was on the list for the next evacuation. I’m guessing this is one of those “intelligence led” operations.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wordle 1,926 4/6* My grandfather and I did this one whilst sitting on our boat. 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Speaking as a supporter of the only club to have been relegated 2 divisions for financial irregularities, for a fraction of Cities offences I say this would be a good result.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Typical shite BBC article. Manage to use E-motorbike once and e-bike a dozen times. Just to confuse the subject completely

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wordle 1,925 5/6* I almost sang at my own funeral. ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wordle 1,924 3/6* Couldn’t see the wood for the trees on this one. 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’d argue it’s an elevated roundabout.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wordle 1,923 2/6* The big purple cloud of a Mr Man. 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whomever says they’re cheap obviously hasn’t eaten one in London.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wordle 1,922 6/6* Bit risky like a Scottish bridge ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wordle 1,921 5/6* FFS Wordle you have merely grown the fires of my determination. 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wordle 1,920 5/6* Help I need to bleep a Doctor ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

But in other contexts it’s confusing the way a tool does the job with the results of the job. If the results are functionally identical then the method is irrelevant.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Niche way of telling the internet that you’re a cunt.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a bit of a poorly constructed story. It doesn’t appear the writers or commenters know how midwifery services work. Most domestic abuse disclosures would be to community midwifes who don’t have ward rounds. Not to say there isn’t an issue but really badly portrayed.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026