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Secret Squirrel

@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
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Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids. (he/him) Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.

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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 13h
Wordle 1,932 5/6* Annoying ghost from HP. ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 4/6* This was a biblical theft. 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wordle 1,930 5/6* This is not the Hilton. ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wordle 1,929 X/6* Dammit my best ever streak washed out to sea. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 4/6* My skills took a dive for this one 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 3/6* Has some help from Nellie today. ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social #NotExplodey Phew!
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wordle 1,926 4/6* My grandfather and I did this one whilst sitting on our boat. 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wordle 1,925 5/6* I almost sang at my own funeral. ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 3/6* Couldn’t see the wood for the trees on this one. 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wordle 1,923 2/6* The big purple cloud of a Mr Man. 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wordle 1,922 6/6* Bit risky like a Scottish bridge ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wordle 1,921 5/6* FFS Wordle you have merely grown the fires of my determination. 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wordle 1,920 5/6* Help I need to bleep a Doctor ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wordle 1,919 3/6* What the sun used to do. 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wordle 1,918 5/6* Time to get up! ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why does the New Siri start with a giant set of bum cheeks?
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wordle 1,917 5/6* It gets like this in winter 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wordle 1,916 2/6* Winner. It’s all Greek to me! ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wordle 1,915 5/6* Like the best kinds of underwear. Also chocolate bubbles. 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wordle 1,914 4/6* Got it sorted. ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wordle 1,913 3/6* The first bit of washing your hair. 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wordle 1,912 4/6* Lots of concentration needed for this, it’s a bit blurry. 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wordle 1,911 6/6* Got worried there. A useful result ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wordle 1,910 4/6* Daisy the gardeners cousin. 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wordle 1,909 5/6* I didn’t get wet doing this one ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wordle 1,908 3/6* Exploded this one like a balloon. 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wordle 1,907 5/6* To zhuzh up a drink. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wordle 1,906 4/6* Matt Murdoch is this ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wordle 1,905 4/6* Well this is a dull result. A bit meh. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wordle 1,904 4/6* Festival mud goes like this 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wordle 1,903 5/6* I bet you can get this but it’s not coral ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wordle 1,902 5/6* Structural wood in a house 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wordle 1,901 5/6* I’ve hit a 60 day streak for the first time ever! Keep things straight and measured for this one. ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wordle 1,900 4/6* Like the original but with more bass. ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wordle 1,899 3/6* This one is not a big hill to climb. ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wordle 1,898 4/6* The CIA gave me some information to help with this one. ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wordle 1,897 4/6* I vant to suck eet ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wordle 1,896 4/6* Not a child, not a teenager. ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/08/2026
Burnham drops support for political funding cap aimed at curbing mega-donors
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Burnham drops support for political funding cap aimed at curbing mega-donors
PM said he would set bar at £500k, but trade unions say funding reforms could undermine their ability to donate to Labour Andy Burnham has dropped his support for capping political donations, causing anger among activists and Labour MPs who have long campaigned for change to the way parties are funded. The prime minister has decided not to back amendments to the elections bill, which would cap the amount a person or an organisation can give in a single donation, according to government sources. Continue reading...
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wordle 1,895 4/6* Like a video nasty or a bad Jewish boy. 😬 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wordle 1,894 3/6* You can get this - don’t be chicken. ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wordle 1,893 4/6* Half of the noise a seatbelt makes when you fasten it. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wordle 1,892 3/6* Always have eggs like this. But never noses. ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My life is a bit like The Neverending Story today. But instead of getting to ponce around on a flying cloud Muppet, I’m getting to slave away over a giant pile of holiday washing. C’est La vie!
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wordle 1,891 5/6* Solved it like a medieval peasant ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wordle 1,890 3/6* This is a cracker of a word ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wordle 1,889 3/6* Just draw over the top of my answer for this one. ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wordle 1,888 4/6* Opaque like a dirty pond ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Going to weigh in here with some personal stuff. My son is diagnosed autistic. It made a world of difference because his school had to make accommodations that allowed him to actually cope and learn there, rather than be categorised as "naughty" in an escalating round of attempted control that
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