The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Only one of these thoroughbred patriots runs this Bluesky account. 171
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 29/05/2025It's time to take our country back. Get to your nearest cul-de-sac ASAP. This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡 5478
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Rupert Lowe is a coward and a viper. 161
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Lee Anderson has just asked Zack Polanski to hypnotise his boobs smaller 181
Reposted by The Secret Reform MPJoncbirder @joncbirder.bsky.social · 13/05/2025The Talbot, Blackpool. The UK’s first Reform pub. No matter what you order, you just get bitter. @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social 1143
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Keir Starmer's immigration plans are pathetic. When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes. 082
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025REFORM FACT OF THE DAY Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered. 2453
Reposted by The Secret Reform MPJoncbirder @joncbirder.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Easy mistake to make… 062
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025We are now able to confirm that recent reports of a cluster of Farage sightings near Clacton Pier this afternoon, were in fact a raw sewage discharge by Anglian Water. 013119
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025We can either confirm nor deny reports Lee Anderson is secretly furious that he could potentially be upstaged by the poor man's Pecksniff 061
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Most expensive and impossible tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party.... So far. 162
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This is watered down anti-migrant rhetoric. Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners. 0407
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025NEW: Reform are looking to the future, and when we form the next government we will be willing to accept luxury jumbo jets from all gulf states. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...telegraph.co.ukQatar to give Trump $400m jet to replace Air Force OneGift raises ethical and constitutional questions as US president prepares to tour Gulf states 061
Reposted by The Secret Reform MPHumpDog @hump-dog.bsky.social · 11/05/2025It’s certainly impossible for me to think any less of her. 021
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I would say 'tanks off our lawn, Yvette' but we drive Panzers. 050
Reposted by The Secret Reform MPalan @spacexecadet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Great to hear candidly from a Reform MP, I've been hoping that we might. 021
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Isabel Oakeshott refused to perform mouth-to-mouth on Richard while he was choking on his own vomit, and nobody thought on the less of her for it. 120
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Just had a lovely VE Day party round at Lee Anderson's. Couple of renditions of Horst-Wessel-Lied followed by a Luftwaffe themed BBQ. Only downside was Rich Tice getting his stomach pumped after Lee tried to make a point about chlorinated food by marinating the sausages in water from Ashfield pool. 0658
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Reform will makes sure the UK retains tariff-free access to all hormone injected beef and chlorinated chicken from the USA. 371
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 11/03/2025For those of you asking why Lee sat on the allegations of Rupert's bullying until Rupert criticised Nigel, I'm afraid you wouldn't understand. This is 5G chess. 250
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Suspending people for bullying is woke, apart from when it is expedient. 220
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Just to say, basically Lee's only job as chief whip was managing Rupert. 140
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 08/03/202525% of our MPs have now been to prison for violently assaulting women. 410418
Reposted by The Secret Reform MPTensegrityFan🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Bот что я люблю 121
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Россия - священная наша держава, Россия - любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава - Твое достоянье на все времена! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой, Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой! 110
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Я не могу ни подтвердить, ни опровергнуть сообщения о том, что Найджел Фарадж имеет абонемент в московский «Спартак». 010
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I have not had voice coaching lessons. 110
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Happy Brexit Day! I celebrated today by taking my blue passport into my local Paddy Power to get my account unblocked, followed by an offal and turnip pie with John Redwood for lunch, and this evening I'm rounding things off by going to protect my local cenotaph from junkies. How do you celebrate? 181
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Cracking start to the day, watching a Jim Davidson Red, White and very Blue VHS with a bowl of Frosties. There are some pleasures the woke will never be able to take from us 030
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025As the speculation to my identity continues to mount, lets just say there's a one in five chance I've been to prison for assaulting an ex-partner. 060
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I'm back. Sorry, I had to nip to an emirate. 030
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 17/12/2024This doesn't give you a clue as to which Reform MP I am by the way. We're all men. We all fight our own Sommes. 020
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Apologies for the radio silence. I've been on my Somme. 140
Reposted by The Secret Reform MPTensegrityFan🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Calling it now. If Reform uses only Pareto principle political slogans like this, they’re gonna crush it at the 2029 General Election. They need to plaster this particular slogan large across their GE manifesto front cover. 011
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024A massive 80% of Reform MPs haven't been to prison for violently assaulting women then lying about it. 160
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just had an emergency meeting to discuss James McMurdock who was jailed for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend and not pushing her as previously claimed. A willingness to lie so brazenly is astonishing and consequently, we have promoted him to shadow Home Secretary. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...thetimes.comReform MP James McMurdock was jailed for repeatedly kicking girlfriendThe MP had told the media he had been jailed for ‘pushing’ former partner in 2006, when the court records suggest a more violent assault 083
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Excellent meeting of the 1933 Committee of backbench Reform MPs just now. Chief Whip Lee Anderson gave a rousing speech about Turkish barber shops being money-laundering fronts followed by a performance of the Dambusters March on his spoons. 260
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Nigel Farage calls his Braun electric razor 'Eva'. 361
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024James McMurdock got so institutionalised after his ten day stint in prison, to this day he can only eat his meals off a compartmentalised plastic tray. 020
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Reform UK backbenchers call Isabel Oakeshott 'Lady Penelope' and Richard Tice 'Parker'. 020
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Rupert Lowe hunts otters in his spare time. 030
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Integrity in politics is important, which is why I feel compelled to tell you that Lee Anderson wears suits from Jacamo and not ASDA, as he claims. 040
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Today we're having a breakfast meeting to discuss what can be done about foreign people who talk to loudly in shops, and the 100ml limit on liquids in hand luggage, with reference to Nigel's access to piles medication on his recent long haul flights to the USA. 030
The Secret Reform MP @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I am an anonymous MP for the Reform Party. Please follow me for insights behind the lace curtain of the UK's fastest growing political movement. 251
