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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I have initiated quite a few conversations today in order to feel entitled to a small piece of candy that I wouldn’t normally eat during the rest of the year

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

I set up Hinge again and let the AI pick the best pictures. One of the pictures it suggested was of @sparklecate.bsky.social so obviously it has good taste…

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

So. It turns out that you CAN drop your keys down the gap in the elevator

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

So you can make friends with children. Got it.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

First I feel I need to explain what “friends” are to the attorneys in the audience

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I feel like the person that said “making friends as an adult is hard” never tried joining a cult.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

She bought it in 2013. So, still a senior but not a vulnerable person like she is now. I’m just going to see if I can sell it.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Today I spent four hours going through all of my Auntie’s paperwork but my soul was crushed when I got to the last item - a contract for a timeshare purchase…

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

This weekend I left my house and got stuck in traffic. And that’s why I will never leave my house again.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Are people in Vegas contractually required to say “but it’s a dry heat” after they throw out some ridiculously high temperature?

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

No, I love it! It’s a great time period and genre that helped usher in a lot of musical changes.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I brought my purse bacon and my purse broccoli in my carryon an didn’t get stopped at security. So…

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

This song I could never get on board with. I’ll have to try it again. Thanks for the suggestion!

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Concerned in what way? I swear, it’s legal…

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

1) Can you bring “purse bacon” on a plane and 2) would “purse bacon” make up for the “purse broccoli” that you also bring?

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

These are great- the only ones not already included are ‘Black’ (we’re preparing for a party and that song is sooooooo heavy) and ‘She Talks to Angels’ (also sooooooo heavy). Pearl Jam is represented with ‘Animal’ and ‘Reviewmirror’ and in Temple of the Dog, although I feel we need more Pearl Jam.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Song request - me n’ @iragilligan.bsky.social are rocking the 90’s grunge look for the ENGAGE party next week (let’s just say there’s some plaid and childhood memories involved). I’m making us a playlist to get into the vibe. What is one song that most definitely should be on there?

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

I might be fated to hate broccoli forever, despite my best efforts….

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Scared off lots of folks, so it’s working great!

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I’ve been consistently going to the gym for two weeks to lift weights which means I’m now at the “New Gym Phase” where I start randomly flexing at strangers to either attract or scare them off. You wouldn’t understand, it’s a gym thing.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Now that we can add emojis to outlook emails… I can see a use for this.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Who decided that a “serving” of broccoli was a whole cup. I’m not going to do anything, I just want to talk to them…

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

My dog apparently offended a family of crows so much that I’ve now had to start leaving offerings to appease them. This was after I got dive bombed twice in one day. ME. Not the dog. ME.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I will take that under advisement

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

This morning I did my 5k training in the rain. This wasn’t disclosed in the original program, that there might be *inclement weather outside*. I would like a refund.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Today I started the first day of a lifting program. And everything was going great until we did ‘Wall Squats’ and I knew that the creators of this program were cruel people who wanted nothing but misery. The Wall Squats were the first item after the warm up, btw. Anyway, I feel great.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Next Sunday. Unfortunately I have 4 more weeks on the 5k app, but I figure I can just keep telling it that “It’s a Breeze” every run to get to the end…

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Week 4 of 5k training. What’s my secret? Telling the app that the last run was too easy so it skips me ahead

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

There’s nothing like the shocked exclamation of a bystander at a store at my pants size to reinforce that 90’s body dysmorphism. If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading an Ally McBeal cookbook.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

If you’re confused about all of the wacky ‘Words of AI’, may I suggest the amazing IBM Technologies YouTube channel? The videos are short and they use a see through white board. It’s easy to go back through a video again for a refresh. youtube.com/@ibmtechnolo...

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Had my first crypto scammer. I could tell it was going to be a scammer of some kind because the conversation sounded like a script. Plus, he made sure to mention how into BTC he was and asked if I liked investing too. Goodbye Engineer at Architecture from Prague that did home decor work

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

One more coffee date and I’ve got my BINGO and I’m deleting the app.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

So. I found out what Kubernetes was. And I’m kind of disappointed in myself for caving so easily.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

This is my 3rd year watching MS Build (this year from the comfort of my laptop) and I still don’t know what Kubernetes is and I’m too afraid to ask (because someone might try to tell me)

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I feel like a lot of y’all follow me for content about AI, so I also feel like I should tell you that Google announced a tool called Alpha Evolve that can self-correct and learn while building software. …if I don’t get some better tax software updates by the end of this year… Link in next

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I doubt that would make them better conversationalists

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I have two men on Bumble who have commented on my hilarity. And left it at that. I try another comment to kick off the conversation… short response. Am I…. What is supposed to happen here? Do I have to do all of the conversation? Both sides?

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

He was a scammer. Usually when they call you beautiful twice one message, they are.

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

He hasn’t mentioned his billions yet… it usually interferes with their requests for money because they’re stuck somewhere

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AshleytheCPA @seattletax.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Haha, true. Plus he’s an attractive jacked body builder who thinks I’m beautiful and so funny. I’m trying to catch him out…

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