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@seanzbean.bsky.social
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he/him 20. Salmonid. Nocto my beloved. COMMS ARE OPEN!!!! tiny.cc/xoivyz (pfp credit: CrescentMoore on Twitter)

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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 56m
Significantly more effective splash wall
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Vulpixie 🦊⛩️ @vulpixie.bsky.social · 10h
I had four deaths today during the Artlocke but I also had some cool drawings that I am proud of ;-; Artlocke is so fun and art is so fun I love art and drawing and learning to draw ueueueue
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Che/Eve @che-da.bsky.social · 6h
Hey, you! Whatever you are going through, I want you to remember that you are strong. Getting better takes months or years of hard work, while it only takes a couple moments to get worse. Despite everything you've been through, you are choosing difficult path, and I am proud of you for that.
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Westor Lowbrood, Dungeon Master @westorad.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Glocktober!!!! *opens mouth, starts dispensing 9mm bullets from my mouth. They make metallic clangs and clatters as they pour onto the floor into a brassy puddle around me.*
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 1h
Remember to choose kindness.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 9h
truculence ball
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Omega @omegazidan.bsky.social · 13h
Drew art to play with a famous Inkbrush player !!! Go comm Puni next
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 14h
I‘m sending a bevvy of near-teenage girls on a wild duck chase across the cruise ship I’m on 🤣😭 I told em to check the foliage for ducks and now I told em to look in the promenade I am the worst sidequest giver ever
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Floridian Telephone @monicracar.bsky.social · 18h
FAT BEAR WEEK IS STILL GOING SEND POST This is gonna be my rare Grizztar Yaoi SLOP come get your slop
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Xman @notxman.bsky.social · 18h
The connections have lost the plot
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Stumps @stoodwood.bsky.social · 19h
K rool time
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Snoozie @snoozieperhour.bsky.social · 19h
Commission (For Bagel) #Splatoon
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Splatoon Stronghold @splstrong.com · 20h
@chronicallykrill.bsky.social's Discord server, Chronically Krill, is excited to bring together disabled, chronically ill, neurodivergent folks, and their allies. Their goal is to make #compsplatoon more accessible to all. Read more: www.splatoonstronghold.com/guides/chron...
Pale white dots on a light green background. White text in a green bubble says, "Chronically Krill"; below it in green text over a white background is text saying, "A Community for Disabled Cephalopods! and allies!" To the left of the text is Krilliam, a shrimp holding a walking stick that looks like Splatoon's Bamboozler Charger.
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oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 20h
it all comes back to popgun and his popfactories ..
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 23h
Mature Stepsisters And Their Forbidden Lesbian Fun
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Basil ✨ @basil4ks.bsky.social · 22h
new video trying out ramble stuff youtu.be/mwgeTmCUDJE?...
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Why I Can't Win
YouTube video by Basil
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Omega @omegazidan.bsky.social · 22h
This is my debut as an artist
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Westor Lowbrood, Dungeon Master @westorad.bsky.social · 23h
A dragon lays low in a dirt trench, surrounded by fellow soldiers. The ground is muddy and wet. Their scales are riveted and scared from enemy fire; mundane and magical They pull out a heart locket, and open it- Dozens of sweet heart photos of their kobolds spring out, unfolding in a long stream
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 23h
Holy shit it’s the ed sheeran eyes exploding song Wait fuck he’s a zionist now uh May his lungs be filled with martyr’s blood and his throat filled with smoke and ash
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there was a bit of a healing
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oven🛸 @ovengoats.world · 30/09/2026
brush your teeth
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🎣 Hibi | Nana ₍^. .^₎⟆ @hibighost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When the Moon Light..Up :] 🌙✨ @moonlightspl.bsky.social #fanart
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inflicted with Got Woken Up Way Too Damn Early By My Dad Talking To His Friend At Three In The Morning, Causing Me To Stay Awake Until Sunrise (Cranky) 😔
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moonlight splatoon quad umamusume ult skill pop Just one ult after another until they take the gold God i need to make splatoonamusume real somehow i’ve been assigning gradings to tournaments for MONTHS
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🌺 boop! 🌺 @booparoos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when i play raiders high i can feel the pain and excitement of each salmonid
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Moonlight ✨ @moonlightspl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moonlight places 2nd 🥈at JUBILEE GOLDEN Tropical Tuesdays 50! Ggs to all the teams we faced As we near the goalpost, it grows farther away. We'll keep trying & trying to reach past it #LIGHTUP 🌙✨
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Omega @omegazidan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did eat a hearty meal before Grands, so I can't have as many regrets ty goat @scarygreenmountain.bsky.social
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Basil ✨ @basil4ks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
first tourney since riptide and someone tells me I’m their favorite player… I really gotta play this game more than I do
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey there paulina what's it like in new donk city
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Shadowind @xshadowind.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MOONLIGHT IS BACK
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you know? Idols often sing while working out to train their breath stamina Now imagine Big Man on a treadmill singing Anarchy Rainbow while jogging at 5mph.
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is NOT a Lime and Coconut. R*yal C*ribbean is LYING TO ME AND TO YOU!!!!! (it has guava syrup in it.)
evil fucking beverage that lies to you and comes in a cool souvenir bucket
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Twig @twigthebluepikmin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck you for making me tear up at the thought of this random person I dont know
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Lucyfer 😈 @lildevilhorns.ink · 29/09/2026
go my vodsca gifs (better quality)
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Chronos @chronospyli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am bad at putting things coherently in text so I made a quick ramble on my thoughts on bans and where we go for majors in the current state of the game. youtu.be/WJcqSGl6zQU
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Do ban .52. YES
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Acing (luna blaster guy) @acing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bit random but staff credits themes that are entirely new compositions and something you havent heard yet in the whole game >> staff credits themes that are medleys of songs throughout the game
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
88 miles to victory.
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Lime and Coconut should ONLY have Lime and Coconut!! No guava!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Coconut Lime Refresher. aka: a TRUE LIME AND COCONUT.
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s tm opera o tuesday everyone behold the grandiose sight of the conquerer of the century’s end
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Tm Opera O Uma Musume: The Great Centurial Overlord
ALT: Tm Opera O Uma Musume: The Great Centurial Overlord
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eeri stripes 👻 🐦‍🕷️ 🏹 @eeri-stripes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i cant help but find it funny in splatoon when people will refer to any and all weapons as "gun" and u look at it and it's just
a teal-colored hissen, or japanese multi-sectioned paintbrush washing bucket. the splatoon 3 tri-slosher is modelled after this kind of bucket
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Oliy 🎋 @oliytc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
made this for my next chara video not sure if it'll make the final cut because there's nowhere to organically fit it in but you all deserve to see it :)
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Calamity Forge Neo @calamityforgeneo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Up and coming blaster player right here ladies and gentlemen #CompSplatoon
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Hoggan @hoggan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Salmon run. For fat bear week 🐻 The spicy version is also available on my Patreon if you want to remove that particular fish !
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cursed with being The Only Young Faggot At The LGBT+ Meetups On A Cruise Ship 😔
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Splash Panda @splashpanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no way it's w. d. blaster
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plot convenient toilet paper
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Somthy @miyolylesomthy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Salmonid OC Their name is Sardie Undercover brella isn’t protecting you
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🐟Skye the Salmonid 🦑 @salmonidskyefish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goldie’s Here! #splatoon #splatoonraiders #salmonid #salmonrun
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Z-Bean… is on a boat! @seanzbean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me when i‘m in a sofa making competition and i have a moment to aura farm:
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Dominic Sharma @kilyion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SUPER COOL ERENOK PIECE THAT @paratysu.bsky.social MADE ITS SO COOL
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