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Sean Milstead

@seanmilstead.com
559 followers 1.6K following 2.3K posts

Technology executive. Amateur father of four and husband. Oregon Ducks, Seattle Mariners and comics fan. Happily married to @jennywho.bsky.social

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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Who is this fucker blaming the victim in the Dante Moore injury?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
I want to read this college thesis.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
Sorry ESPN crew. You do not get to invoke “After Dark” in a CFB game ESPECIALLY when and ex PAC member is playing.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Darth Vader's Iconic 'NOOOOOOOO!' Scene
Alt: Darth Vader's Iconic 'NOOOOOOOO!' Scene from Revenge of the Sith
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Graham 🔜 TFN Swindon @thomsongraham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎉 To celebrate six years of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand-new Transformers Retro Optimus Prime! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 3 October 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!
A photograph of a MISB Transformers Retro Optimus Prime toy
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 21/09/2026
Try the 72 yard FG! Make history!
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 20/09/2026
One of the most hilarious things about CFB is, because polls exist and the playoffs are an invitational, you need to root for anyone you play against when they’re not playing you. So I’m a BSU and OKST fan for the rest of the season. Once you get to conference play, it gets more complicated.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 18/09/2026
Sports app citizens… Coming in late cause I was dealing with bedtime routines. Is either football game worth watching?
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Jenny Who? @jennywho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the same weak bullshit that props up bigots and shoots down disenfranchised groups. Fuck this framing. The scales are weighted and this guy is trying to “be fair to everyone.” Fuck that. We’re beyond that.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 16/09/2026
Man oh man do I agree with this statement the older I get and the higher up I get in my career.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 16/09/2026
Hey @the-core.bsky.social, HR question for ya. If the only member of your software team that is asked to do a demo and do a dev project to change something when being evaluated by their potential new boss is a woman, does that set off any red flags for you? Asking for a friend.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 15/09/2026
Muthafuckin gotdammit. This skeet made me want to watch the Joe Pera Baba O’Riley episode and I can’t watch it on either of the main Adult Swim platforms (HBOMax and Adult Swim).
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 11/09/2026
Would (eat).
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 11/09/2026
So like, national socialism? Maybe there’s a way to shorten that phrase. Sex it up a bit…
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 09/09/2026
@stevelieberart.bsky.social Is there an alphabetized key for the Jimmy Olson HC cover so one (me) can easily create a booth key for people tracking down autographs at @rosecitycc.bsky.social?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 06/09/2026
This is probably not the right forum for this cause it’s BlueSky and we all now hate sports betting and don’t do it as it’s become such a cancer. But if anyone put money on this game for WMU to win whether early or late…sue. Sue to get discovery. I trust CFB refs as much as I trust WWE refs
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 05/09/2026
This is still my favorite part of the website because now I want to figure out how to make the perfect “Breakfast Nachos.”
Snippet from the website below. Definitely AI generated text. Image shown in the bottom of the screenshot is either AI generated or a poorly sourced stock photo as everyone is eating hamburgers at an outdoor picnic table with everyone laughing. 

The theme of this website is bagels. And breakfast.

The text:

Headline: Create The Perfect Forest
Grove Breakfast

Body text:
These are the best bagels in Forest Grove, OR.

Instead of breakfast nachos, grab a whole wheat bagel with blueberry cream cheese to eat with a mocha in your favorite mug.

Instead, you could choose a green chile bagel with garlic cream cheese but it would be incomparable. The food you select definitely beats a breakfast sandwich!

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So many horrible recipes I want to experiment with to make the perfect breakfast nacho.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 04/09/2026
Still rooting for UMass, but wouldn’t hate to watch an amazing 23 point 4th quarter comeback.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 03/09/2026
I want to say thank you to my fellow sickos live skeeting the UMass/Rutgers tilt in such a way to convince me to have it on in one browser window while I finish the last of my on camera work calls for the day.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live. Los Lobos Cyndi Lauper They Might Be Giants x2 Miami Sound Machine Elvis Costello x5 Reel Big Fish INXS The Cure Aimee Mann The Offspring
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Johanna Potente @johannapotente.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A man works too much, disappoints his family, and has a heart attack.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolutely there is a slapped-only sequence
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 28/08/2026
I think about this a lot. When I grew up, TMNT came out, Spidey turned 25, and the DC heroes were all turning 50. Now, how old is Pokémon? And the old Gods? Now wondering what the first modern (19C+) generation to have childhood icons and modern icons mix in media and zeitgeist was.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 22/08/2026
Can we trade to get her on the Fire squad?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 21/08/2026
As someone who deals with tech…this is so very true (and I have horror stories about it).
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 11/08/2026
Mood.
youtu.be
I WANT TO VANISH (LIVE) - ELVIS COSTELLO & STEVE NIEVE
YouTube video by lazy poker
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 21/08/2026
Ya know what’s funny (not in a haha kinda thing, but more of a City of Angels song “Funny” sorta way)? I know there were recalls in the past, but I also know we are hyper aware now. So I wanted to go back and look. This article showed top ten of recalls, but look at the number affected vs today.
consumerreports.org
10 Dangerous Food Recalls and Outbreaks of 2023 - Consumer Reports
Consumer Reports identifies the 10 most serious food recalls and outbreaks of 2023, based on deaths, hospitalizations, and illnesses.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 18/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song ME: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 17/08/2026
WTF?
abcnews.com
Hayden Panettiere dies at 36
Her representative confirmed her death to ABC News.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 11/08/2026
New moods (1/3):
youtu.be
Elvis Costello - Beyond Belief (Live 2003!)
YouTube video by thomsund
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 11/08/2026
Mood.
youtu.be
I WANT TO VANISH (LIVE) - ELVIS COSTELLO & STEVE NIEVE
YouTube video by lazy poker
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 09/08/2026
As a child, I thought “Never Gonna Give You Up” was a cruel song. I thought the name of the song was “Gonna Give You Up,” or “Give You Up,” and thus, I heard “(I’m) never gonna give…” as “Yeah, I’m gonna give…” Or maybe I thought that was the name of the song because I misheard the lyrics.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Christ, what a miserable shit you are" is a totally valid reason to block someone.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/07/2026
Finally saw Supergirl. Really don’t understand the hate on this movie. My kids and I really enjoyed it.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man!
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 22/07/2026
Shall we agree that just this once, I’m gonna change my life…
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 18/07/2026
It is 9:50 and my 8 and 5 y/o who would normally be conked out at this point are enthralled by Raimi’s Spider-Man. This movie has the juice for the younger generation and if any of my follows (doubtful) know Raimi, please share this with him.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 18/07/2026
Christopher Nolan’s Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 17/07/2026
We saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe
Jay and Silent Bob from the Jersey-verse standing outside a Mooby’s restaurant looking either menacing or amorous. It’s hard to know with these two.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 17/07/2026
I have a new enemy. www.pdx.edu/politics-and...
pdx.edu
Jack Miller
Dr. Jack Miller has been teaching political philosophy and American politics for over 30 years. He has held positions in such far-flung places as Romania, Azerbaijan, Mississippi, and Seattle. He is c...
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 17/07/2026
When you’ve even lost the mods of r/politics.
reddit.com
From the politics community on Reddit: Discussion Thread: President Trump Gives National Address Expected to Focus on Debunked Election Conspiracies
Explore this post and more from the politics community
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 16/07/2026
I’m not trying to make light of this, but the first time I saw this image, I thought it was a Magic: The Gathering art for a red/green dual land.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
Alt: Blonde man with a mullet and handlebar mustache mouthing “What the Fuck?”
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 06/07/2026
Thank you for this Internet stranger posting what was in my head so I didn’t have to Google a Stefon image to make the exact same post.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This thread is some truly genius obscure humor
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 02/07/2026
I would submit 4-6 as interesting takes: 4. Thomas Wayne paid Joe Chill in advance, it went according to plan. 5. Martha… 6. Bruce…
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
T-MINUS ONE HOUR TO SCHISM
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 28/06/2026
I’m sure I’m gonna get on a watchlist for this, but god damn, do I feel bad for the soccer fans of Iran over the past two nights.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 13/06/2026
A thread about this evening’s sporting event as seen through the eyes of musical theatre fans: 🧵
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 12/06/2026
Please, take pity on these new kids, sir. They’re on the block
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