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Sean Milstead

@seanmilstead.com
561 followers 1.6K following 2.3K posts

Technology executive. Amateur father of four and husband. Oregon Ducks, Seattle Mariners and comics fan. Happily married to @jennywho.bsky.social

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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 6h
I think “This is your brain” is more an early GenX thing, whereas “I learned it by watching you” is more late GenX early millennial.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 7h
I was in a meeting recently executives wanted to create a dashboard that showed the physical location of devices that we monitor within individual locations. I asked how were we going to provide that sort of dashboard since we don't collect or manage any location data. Their answer: ChatGPT. SMDH
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23h
But also…watch your back.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23h
You know he’s gonna add an E and a J.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23h
And he’ll be able to do Intelligence?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23h
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Blues Brothers Iconic Energetic Dance Performance
Alt: Blues Brothers Iconic Energetic Dance Performance of the classic song “Soul Man” on SNL, which is a reference to the movie “Soul Man” where someone takes an overdose of tannings pills to masquerade as an African-American man to get a special scholarship. It was funny to an 8 y/o with the hijinks that ensued trying to protect his identity, but dear lord that propaganda wrapped in saying it doesn’t matter the color of your skin…
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 30/09/2026
I’m so sorry for their loss. I can imagine as a father, but I hate to.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 30/09/2026
That is a skill I wanted but abandoned in my late 20’s mainly cause we have no flat lawns in the suburbs of PDX.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 30/09/2026
And that’s with the pay increases cause she’s a shit player and not worth a good contract.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 30/09/2026
And then she’ll be a conservative commentator making a helluva lot more than she ever could have in the WNBA.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
What is the website that allows you to make these templates (or has them already locked and loaded)?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
My son is currently playing D3 (against my recommendations and desires for someone who wants to be a surgeon), and he got a bad ankle injury in practice before the season started and never once did they do an X-Ray even though he couldn’t practice for 3 weeks due to swelling. They’re all cattle.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
HIPAA I think doesn’t allow it. Having said that, I grew up when they would talk openly about just giving players cortisone on broadcasts when players would get banged up badly, so wouldn’t put it past them.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
What are you implying, pray tell?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
From the labor getting their cut of the pie.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
Their sharp cheddars are to die for.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
It should be.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
You know we’d all slide into those DM’s for confession and shit.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 29/09/2026
They were being drafted I think is the big key.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 28/09/2026
This is the most BlueSky coded post ever (at least based on who I follow).
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 28/09/2026
Always Ted Kord.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Who doesn’t?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Is bad that this image made me Randy? Have I unlocked something?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Shit, I’m watching SNL with my son and there is schadenfreude to be had?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
LOL. LOVE THAT.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Fair. But put them where they should be in the bottom quartile of the rankings.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
But yet they keep getting ranked.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
I would welcome a fistfight at the end of this game.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
I mean it’s great and all for the team, but gotdamn do I hate the ease of the transfer portal. I don’t see a better way to do it (given my belief these kids should be paid), but the charm of college football is really starting to wear off.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Victim blaming and shaming. Cool.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Needs to be the next person we drive off of BlueSky. We don’t need anyone blaming the victim here.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
We know who we need to drive off of BlueSky now…
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Blaming the victim. How do you feel about this idiot @nauerbach.com?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 27/09/2026
Who is this fucker blaming the victim in the Dante Moore injury?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
Hey, I took the same research and applied it to three or four different classes across multiple disciplines. Comic book research. Communications, Business, Political Science are the three disciplines I can remember right now. Might’ve doubled up on one of the two in different classes.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
Fucking typos when the cat jumps on your lap.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
I want to read this college thesis.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
I want to read this college thesis.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
Sorry ESPN crew. You do not get to invoke “After Dark” in a CFB game ESPECIALLY when and ex PAC member is playing.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
Which is awesome for NW moving forward.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 26/09/2026
Now I want to see that story with David Boreanaz playing his role looking at this pic.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 25/09/2026
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Darth Vader's Iconic 'NOOOOOOOO!' Scene
Alt: Darth Vader's Iconic 'NOOOOOOOO!' Scene from Revenge of the Sith
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 25/09/2026
Oh my pup, my pup forgive me! That I dressed you up this way There’s a shame I have provided There’s a shame, goes on and on
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 25/09/2026
I can definitely see it.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 24/09/2026
It’s called the family wave in our household.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 24/09/2026
When I used to travel a ton for work, I often found that it was cheaper to just taxi/Uber/Lyft the days I was traveling than renting factoring in gas and parking.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23/09/2026
Gwildor has thoughts.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23/09/2026
That is beautiful. Thank you for resharing.
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23/09/2026
Wait. When did Dundon buy the Fire?
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Sean Milstead @seanmilstead.com · 23/09/2026
And half the time the thing they summarize is BS.
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