Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@stevehyett.bsky.social Just came across this again, 4 days too late to send you a card! 120
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wife has bought this. For cleaning shoes, apparently 🤔 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That deported Nazi bloke does have the look of a young Prince William turning into a werewolf.theguardian.comFar-right media provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos deported by ICE from US to UKEx-Breitbart editor has vocally supported immediate deportations for anyone who can’t prove US residency 020
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026'I leave with a smile ...' I was really hoping that Starmer was going to go into 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' there, with the Downing Street staff behind him joining in with the chorus and doing high kicks. People would have liked him then. 000
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My 16 year old just saw My Chemical Romance and the support act was Joan Jett. Date wise, this is the equivalent of 16 y/o me seeing The Kinks supported by George Formby! 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Quite worrying that Americans see God and Jesus as looking like Dave Lee-Travis and Noel Edmonds. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Just made blueberry cookies. they taste okay, but look like they were discovered in an old biscuit tin that was last opened in 1946. 020
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 22/06/2026No matter how butch you are, it's impossible not to look camp while carrying a lectern. 121
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Non-story of the day: boy prefers the barbers near his Granddad's house, so he has a haircut when they are in that area to visit his Grandad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.uk'We travel 530 miles to Lowestoft so our son can have a haircut'How a very special hairdressing salon in Lowestoft is cutting it when it comes to neurodivergence. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Old MacDonald had a computer generated farm A-I-E-I-E-I-O 000
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Bluesky Discover feed: I know what Sean would enjoy, an entire timeline of strangers saying that their dogs have just died. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The things that Peter Murrell bought with his embezzled money is basically the combined prize list from Bullseye and Blankety Blank. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The world may have been taken over by the far right, but I've found a watermelon with a picture of a cat on it 030
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I've done the Find My Politics thing that's doing the rounds. Apparently I am 90% a Social Democrat and 89% a Liberal Progressive. I should live in Holland. The person most similar to me is Martin Luther King ... I mean, it's often been said. findmypolitics.comfindmypolitics.comFindMyPolitics — Political Compass Test & Alignment QuizA better political compass test. 5 dimensions, 16 named ideologies, plain-English results. No agenda. Find out where you actually stand. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hang on: WEST, then WES ... So, tomorrow Starmer will get challenged by someone called WE. The next PM will either be Chinese or a Teletubbie. 020
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It's surprising that the Nazis didn't find her sooner. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Theory: Andy Burnham is actually Superman, because he is unrecognisable when he takes his glasses off. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Starmer should call Catherine West's bluff and make her be Prime Mininster. 011
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 15/04/2026This is a haiku It's not a very good one But it's a haiku 120
Reposted by Sean CarpenterWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/04/2026The lady doth protest too much, methinks. 453325717
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Churchill bombed dams. Otters build them. No contest. 001
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Currently have a long tailed tit spying on me through the kitchen window. 020
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Post the cover of a book you love from the 90s. (Any century!) #BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books 1101
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Every few weeks Bluesky will decide, apropos of nothing, that I'm really interested in something and fill my Discover timeline with posts about it. Currently it's herons. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026New Year's in my Mum's village where middle class hooligans have defaced the deer statue with a bow-tie. 021
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Happy New Year everyone. Here is the best 'New Year' song out of the three that I know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Pp...youtube.comLoudon Wainwright III. - THIS YEARYouTube video by tomkat69pc 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I thought this was a fake post that someone had mocked up to do a joke about Kemi Badenoch, but no, THIS IS WHAT SHE ACTUALLY SAID! 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I bet Twitter is currently full of people asking why there isn't a White Friday. 011
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Today's winner of the 'most random graffiti seen in Staffordshire' award goes to ... 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 22/10/2025@stevehyett.bsky.social Were you aware of this 'fact' about Klingons? Really? How exactly was this information revealed in an episode of Star Trek? 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I see Louis CK is doing a two-hander with Jimmy Carr in Riyadh. Makes a change from his usual one-handers. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 01/09/2025The Welsh for 'danger' is 'peril' said in the voice of Gollum. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I still maintain that this is the best joke that has ever been posted on Bluesky. One like. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Update: Putin messed around at Alaska summit. 010
Reposted by Sean CarpenterHelen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025This is incredible 23490782654
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I'm sure if there's one person the Nobel Peace Prize committee look to for guidance, it's definitely Benjamin Netanyahu. 020
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Post a celeb you've been told you resemble. Luckily I still have this in a folder from Twitter. Travolta and Lyndhurst were about a week apart. 000
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Me: "show less like this" Bluesky algorithm: "Ooooooooh, he interacted with that! It must be what he's into." 000
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025This is clearly the same bloke with and without the wig. 010
Reposted by Sean CarpenterEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 08/06/2025What do we think?🤔 Hmm…. A Daily Mail headline so clearly designed to make you furious. Being shared by salivating Tory MPs who love a good rage farming story! So, what’s going on here? Let’s take a look!👀 🧵 1/13 691153588
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Oh go on, I'll play. Post a banger that's not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IoK...youtube.comKent - VinterNoll2 (Official Music Video)YouTube video by KentVEVO 010
Reposted by Sean CarpenterYouGov @yougov.co.uk · 27/05/2025Keir Starmer leads Nigel Farage by 15pts on who Britons think would be the best PM Starmer (44%) vs Farage (29%) Starmer (36%) vs Badenoch (25%) Starmer (27%) vs Davey (25%) Davey (41%) vs Farage (27%) Davey (33%) vs Badenoch (21%) Badenoch (29%) vs Farage (25%) yougov.co.uk/politics/art... 20330103
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 20/05/2025From the picture, I'm guessing that Starmer said something mean about Spandau Ballet. 010
Reposted by Sean CarpenterSteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Island of Strangers - by @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social m.facebook.com/story.php?st... 161036527
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I had to do a google seach for the names of US basketball teams for today's #Connections and now my Bluesky Discover feed is full of bloody basketball content. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I'm sure I remember British Steel getting closed down in 1986. 110
