Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 10hThat's stealing sausages, surely. Smuggling would be sneaking sausages IN to the supermarket. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Let's not rush to judgement until we find out if my Mum's won the lottery. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes, the Fish solo stuff I've heard is much more recognisable as songs that someone could get up and play with just an accoustic guitar or piano. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've tired listening to that free mp3 taster album they sent me a few times and ... there is nothing on it that I could describe as 'catchy'. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah. Some really nice lines but. for some reason, Marillion are a band I struggle to get into. Sugar Mice is great, but the more recent stuff, to me, is a bit like film music. Really atmospheric and I can appreciate that 'musically' it's very accomlished ... but it just doesn't stick in my head. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is a good recent song - it's Iggy singing to to Bowie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k-R...youtube.comLLOYD COLE 'The Idiot' - Official VideoYouTube video by earMUSIC 210
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I loved The Commotions, and a lot of his solo stuff is also very good. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Was about to say the same about the Lloyd Cole song. And Simone de Beauvoir died 40 years ago. I just hope that Jodi who wears a hat although it hasn't rained for 6 days is okay. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is it bad that I hate AI but still quite fancy Tilly Noorwood? This must be what it feels like for a racist to see a Rihanna video. 000
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can't help feeling a bit of respect for Jeffery Archer doing those big interviews about the release of his 'final' book - then dying a few hours later while writing the next one. True to form to the last. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@stevehyett.bsky.social Just came across this again, 4 days too late to send you a card! 120
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wife has bought this. For cleaning shoes, apparently 🤔 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That's not hers, but it's on YouTube so she would be able to make it. I don't know what I want for Christmas, so she's just going to crochet me a £50 note. 001
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Basically the rule is, if she can find a video of someone making it on YouTube, then she can make it. So she probably can ... 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yes. And my daughter has already started crocheting all her Christmas presents. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh I think you are underestimating how middle class I am. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We have 6 of those jars, each with a different shape of pasta. In a cupboard, though. They are not out on display like I'm George Osbourne hosting a cookery program. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's the first time there has not been a single one of them I would recognise from a photo. Yet they still haven't asked Ed Davey. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I recognise the names, if not the faces, of two of them. Celebrity Traitors on the other hand, I recognise the majority of them, so it can be done. 111
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And you've had bases there since 1951. It's amazing how much one man has undermined trust in the American government. 200
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yeah, nothing has really changed, but a lot of your compatriots are going to see the headlines, just before the midterms, and believe he has achieved something. Good luck with that! 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To make him go away, they seem to have offered him the status quo - Greenland remains Danish territory but the US can have bases there - while allowing him to pretend it's a victory. The 'deal' seem to be keeping things as they have been for the last 75 years. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They deliberately wanted to write her a hit, so that was their most poppy song. I have a vague memory of it being inspired by Billie Piper's Honey to the Bee. This was more typical of their oeuvre ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxRm...youtube.comBlack Box Recorder - Child Psychology (Official Video)YouTube video by Black Box Recorder 130
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026She was the best friend of Annie who I did the Scandinavian ferries with. Not at all like her quite scary stage persona. I remember them doing The Facts of Life on TOTP. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if you need to borrow one, I know Nigel Farage has one he isn't using. 030
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That deported Nazi bloke does have the look of a young Prince William turning into a werewolf.theguardian.comFar-right media provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos deported by ICE from US to UKEx-Breitbart editor has vocally supported immediate deportations for anyone who can’t prove US residency 020
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And he always seemed so nice on Match of the Day. 030
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh no, that's very sad. She was an excellent human. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Plant a piece of ginger, then 5 months later you'll have grown a piece pf ginger that's about the same size as the one you buried in the first place. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Mo Moreland was The Mighty Atom of The Rolly Pollys wasn't she? 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I am doing a gig on the 31st floor roof garden of a tower block and we thought it was the fire alarm! 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I literally photographed this at an airport WH Smiths yesterday because I couldn't quite believe it. £1 in Asda. 5140
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Didn't he live in Quinton as a child? I know he went to a primary school that's 10 minutes walk from my house. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There doesn't even seem to be a centre-right in British politics at the moment. As far as parties go, there is a empty space between the centre-left and what used to be the most hard right fringe of the Tory party. There is no party that Major, Patten or Hesseltine could stand for. 1351
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm also sceptical about that Downing Street cat account. 1140
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 20/07/2026'I leave with a smile ...' I was really hoping that Starmer was going to go into 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' there, with the Downing Street staff behind him joining in with the chorus and doing high kicks. People would have liked him then. 000
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trent Reznor does not succeed in breaking the world record for the longest ever sausage - Nine Inch Fails Then buys a gay porn magazine - Nine Inch Males And smuggles it into an innapropriately small prison ... Finally someone has invented the world's easiest joke format! 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Considering that I've never heard of Trent Reznor. 200
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trent Reznor makes a tiny little model of Aberystwyth and surrounding area ... Am I doing this right? 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My 16 year old just saw My Chemical Romance and the support act was Joan Jett. Date wise, this is the equivalent of 16 y/o me seeing The Kinks supported by George Formby! 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Now that Nicholas Parsons and Richard Whitely are dead, they are the only two keeping that look alive. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026They definitely have a similar Freeman's catalogue style vibe. 100
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Why is he wearing brown paper trousers? Also funny that the post you are quoting is by 'Parker' when Farage looks like a Thunderbird puppet. 110
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Congratulations. You have passed the British citizenship test. 010
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I have never annoyed somebody so much they set up an Amnesty International proscribed hate group. I will have to make more effort in future. 140
Sean Carpenter @seancarpenter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Would you like us to send Count Binface over? 110
