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Stephen Darlington

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I solve business problems with technology. Field engineering, fast/big data, Open Source, Apple, running, dad jokes. He/him. Toots auto-delete after a month. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mas.to/@sdarlington, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16h
At an AI conference today. I decided to spice up my talk with content that an LLM would be very unlikely to include. Let's see how it goes...
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elle mundy @ap.exch.gr · 07/10/2026
the scale of software is not and should not be lines written per second, it’s how well the product does on the market, which is a function of its quality, which (oversimplified) is its ability to solve a problem divided by further problems it causes
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
With the caveat that I’ve not seen the finale yet, this season of Ted Lasso has been… fine? There have been some good bits, it’s not like I haven’t enjoyed it, but it’s not been super memorable. I’ve not seen much chat on The Socials.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Rhetorical question of the day: why do people think it's okay to abbreviate my name to "Steve" without asking first?
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
“Small Prophets is sad and funny and whimsical, an unlikely piece of alchemy that comes together as simultaneously wild and understatedly humane.” That’s a pretty much perfect description.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Sad news. Seems that Robert X Cringely may have recently died. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=499494…
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Tell HN: Bob Cringely has died
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Apple TV with a big chip upgrade.
Apple TV with a tortilla chip inserted in the top
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I’ve barely heard any mention of General Magic for years, yet I’ve recently heard three podcasts about them.
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Ian Robinson @ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Ian Hislop, who celebrates 40 years as editor of satirical magazine Private Eye, speaks to BBC Newsnight about his four decades at the publication, what he says he got right and wrong, journalism's role in the "assault on truth", why Britain "isn't" broken and what's led to seven Prime Ministers […]
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Some contractors decided that 2am was a good time to drill the road outside our bedroom window last night.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, all jokes have been made obsolete by this mastodon.social/@jasoneckert/117372…
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Jason Eckert (@jasoneckert@mastodon.social)
Making dinner: Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes. Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
My 222nd #parkrun on their 22nd birthday. And I finished in 22:22. No, that's a lie. I'm not that fast, but imagine if I had! Anyway, I went to Crystal Palace for the second time. Quicker than I was three years ago, beautiful weather. Nice start to the weekend.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
This is a good interview -- Stern is really great at asking challenging questions in a friendly way. And Zuckerberg comes across pretty well. I say this as someone who isn't a fan of his or Facebook. youtu.be/2cg56uF4hlc?si=rjSE8rhKv1y…
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Listening to Erasure on #totp and reading about them in the Guardian. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/oct/…
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
My Mastodon instance was down. But the worst part was that I had nowhere to complain about it.
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Ian Robinson @ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Small Prophets | Official Trailer- Apple TV Apple bought the rights to this from the BBC. It’s still available on iPlayer in the UK. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7vdQWnaZts… #BBC #AppleTV #SmallProphets
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: mastodonapp.uk/@wood5y/117358888699… [leopards eat my face.gif]
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MrAlanCooper @mralancooper.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I still remember the day in 1976 when Gary Kildall typed in "dir" to an "A>" prompt on his hazeltine green-screen character display to show me a directory listing on his 8080-based, eight-bit computer running the first release of CP/M, the first real microcomputer operating system (that Gary […]
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Ian Robinson @ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
“And so I am announcing a new national commission on electoral reform. I invite all the political parties to be part of its work. We will contest the next election with a manifesto commitment to change the electoral system so that everyone’s vote counts and everyone’s voice is heard.” - PM Andy […]
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Something I'm working on right now reminds me of a blog I wrote four years ago in the wake of the Log4Shell vulnerability. I asked how we could prevent it from happening again. I'm not sure we've learned. www.zx81.org.uk/posts/2022-10-11-pr…
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Project versus Product
With the fuss about the Log4Shell vulnerability finally dying down, it’s time to step back and take a good, long think about what happened and, more importantly, what can be done to stop it from happening again. Sadly the prognosis is not good. The tl;dr is both simple and obvious: we simultaneously like free stuff and getting paid for our own work. Most companies treat open source software exactly the same as commercial software but with a much lower purchase cost. When the software goes wrong, we want _someone else_ to fix it for us. Unfortunately, sometimes we don’t even know where the software comes from. In the case of log4j, it’s run by volunteers. There is no 24/7 help desk with eager employees waiting to take your call. But even if there is a company that backs the project, one that does have engineering, QA and support staff, is it reasonable to expect an immediate fix to a vulnerability? Whether a company backs it or not, using open source software is more like being part of a community than being a customer. I came across this phrase about free software a few years ago: “If it breaks, then you get to keep both pieces.” It’s very apt here. My small part in trying to fix this perception is by calling free software _projects_ and commercially supported versions _products_ or _services_. The idea here is that the word “project” implies some degree of a work in progress, one that requires effort from all stakeholders. In my Day Job1, I often see companies expecting to get commercial quality support for free because the software is free. By “commercial quality” I don’t mean “good.” The level of knowledge and support provided by most free projects is phenomenal. Instead, I mean that there are service-level agreements and _guarantees_ of service within a particular time frame. As it says in “Cloud Without Compromise”: > But there is something to the old adage that “You get what you pay for.” (… there’s a world of difference between building systems for pet projects versus designing for the needs of enterprise.) Those service level agreements come with a cost. If you want a fix or an enhancement, you’re welcome to _ask_ a project for it, but it might never come or, if it does, maybe not on a timescale that helps you. The rules change when you pay for the help. My hope is that those companies that only ever take from open source projects and never contribute learned a lesson. By helping keep the project healthy, you don’t even need to be altruistic. Think of it as insurance. If you use the software, there are many ways you can “pay it forward”: share enhancements and fixes, write documentation, share your knowledge and experience to bring in more users, or help other users with community support. But if there’s a mechanism to pay for it, the simplest way for most users is cold, hard cash. * * * 1. An open source database, so I have both skin in the game and bias. However, I think I’d be saying the same thing even if I worked for a vendor of closed source software. ↩︎
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
The guy next to me in this cafe just said, “Thanks, it’s been real” to the barista. I don’t know what to make of this.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
RE: flipboard.com/@flipboarduk/news-uk-… Can confirm. We still have water, but the pressure is low. I did get a shower after my run, honest.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
@IceCubesApp Hey, are you still working on the app? Long-time user (and subscriber!) but there are some issues running on iOS 27.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: mas.to/@carnage4life/11734303513511… What I find (with tech consulting) is that AI saves a little time, but it now takes twice as long to convince clients of the correct approach because an LLM told them the wrong answer. It’s amazing how AI seems to get automatic credibility […]
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Visiting Big Data London. Which vendors should I visit? Other than those serving coffee, of course.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I may need to start creating a more ambitious distance goal for my running. Still, 600km is not too shabby.
Congrats! You accomplished your yearly
distance goal.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The difference between the performance of immigrants in England and Western Europe is staggering. (20 pts equals a year of learning.) I looked at this in detail in the post - it can't be explained away by language or relative advantage of different immigrant communities. There is a policy factor.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Looking at the talks scheduled for Big Data London, and all the ones I want to attend are on at the same time. How do they plan that?
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Call me old fashioned, but I don't trust someone with the word "visionary" in their job description.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Weakest link after using Siri AI for nearly a week is the performance (in general) and from my Watch (in particular). Things like turning on or off lights, starting timers and workouts, take much longer than using Dumb Siri.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Joe Wicks, of YouTube and early pandemic fame, was at Figges Marsh Junior #parkrun this morning. Much bigger turnout than usual, but all appeared to go smoothly. Wicks was very patient with all the selfies and enthusiastic with the warm-up.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
'The opposite of “I don’t know” isn’t “I’m certain.” No, the opposite is, “I’m not sure, but…”' seths.blog/2026/09/i-dont-know-2
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“I don’t know”
The opposite of “I don’t know” isn’t “I’m certain.” No, the opposite is, “I’m not sure, but…” “I don’t know” is a…
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
I don't feel that they know me at all.
Notification with the following text: "Run South London. Feeling social, Stephen?"
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Why is this treated as "Oh, we were naughty, let's behave more responsibly at some undefined future time" rather than an authorised access of a computer system, which is illegal. Where is the accountability? www.theguardian.com/technology/2026…
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
I think my new, least-favourite LinkedIn post is not the AI slop but the "small business owners" complaining about having to pay minimum wage and how it's destroying "wealth creators."
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
RE: zeppelin.flights/@sixcolors/1172872… This is interesting. I wouldn’t think to use AI for probably most of this stuff, but, actually, it likely would save time…
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
OS27 update first thoughts: mostly invisible, in a good way. Some apps need updating (Ice Cubes) and when I “Hey dingus,” my Watch always triggers rather than my HomePods.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
I asked Siri AI is AI was going kill all of humanity and it gave a long, detailed, measured answer. Quite impressive on the one hand, but a simple “no” would have been more reassuring.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
“We should find whoever did this and tell them to slow down.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/p…
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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker! @losttourist.social.chatty.monster.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Sadiq Khan is now Lord Tooting. Just sayin. #TootToot www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c674kwe… > The mayor of London has become Lord Khan of Tooting.
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Mayor of London Sadiq Khan sworn into House of Lords
The mayor of London has become Lord Khan of Tooting.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Today's 1001 Album does not get the best reviews.
Keywords from Reviews
Nick Cave Cover Noise Interesting Noisy Seeds Art
Fun Shit Cool Terrible Worst Awful Abrasive Bass
Hate Lyrics Production Raw Guitar Dark
Energy wild
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Upgrading my laptop to macOS 27. All going well so… NO CARRIER
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
It's amazing what people have managed to do with so little hardware. www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/09…
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The improbable music of the ZX Spectrum's one-bit speaker
Ingenious coders coaxed multichannel chiptunes from the humblest of sound hardware
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@Tinrocket/11727047… Reception compares favourably to AT&T*. * Insert your own least favourite cell provider.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Every few weeks, a guy with a white van knocks on all the doors in my neighbourhood selling fresh fish. That's weird, right?
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
The same week that new phones are being released, mine jumps out of my pocket onto the tarmac. Coincidence? (A few scuffs on the titanium frame but the glass looks to be okay. Phew.)
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
At the London Podcast Festival for the last ever Noncensored. No spoilers, but it was good, a fitting send off.
A promotional stand for the London Podcast Festival, featuring colorful graphics and text. Highlights include "London's home of live podcasting" and a quote from the Evening Standard about the venue, Kings Place.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
[Death] Just learned that a local legend passed away yesterday. Always a fun presence. Will be missed. #FuckCancer
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Tom Lyon ✅ @aka-pugs.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
70 years of hard drives! OTD 1956, IBM announces the RAMAC 350. www.computerhistory.org/revolution/… Hard drive platters started at 24", peaked at 48" (very rare), shrank to 0.85" (just before flash). 14" dominated for a couple of decades. Now 3.5" drives dominate […]
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