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Stephen Darlington

@sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
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I solve business problems with technology. Field engineering, fast/big data, Open Source, Apple, running, dad jokes. He/him. Toots auto-delete after a month. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mas.to/@sdarlington, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10h
@ianRobinson This is Mastodon. You're not supposed to like AI!
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
@ianRobinson Your comfy chair is already occupied, so no.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
YOUR BUTT NAPKINS MY LORD
Picture of a skeleton with some toilet roll. Text reads: YOUR BUTT NAPKINS MY LORD
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
“Muscles, metrosexuals and male tears: the 39 pictures that changed the way we see men (for good and for bad).” A really interesting selection. www.theguardian.com/society/2026/oc…
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Ha, my UK feed is split between #TOTP and the Traitors. 90s pop for me.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@ianRobinson It can both be true and not enough to want to go back. Twitter did have a mix of tech, music and politics that you don’t get here, and miss it, but not enough to be willing to return.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Correction: it is a joke.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Most (all?) defibs have audio instructions on how to use them. I’ve never used one — and hope never to need to — but almost everyone should be able to operate one.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
I have a self-imposed rule that I listen to the whole of each “1001 Albums to hear before you die” but today I might make an exception. Nearly ten hours! Of Thin Lizzy. Jeepers.
118 songs, 9 hours 52 minutes
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@benedictc Radiohead should be banned.
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Tim Bray 🇨🇦 @timbray.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Today is FORTRAN’s 70th birthday; its reference manual “appeared in a glossy cover, handsomely printed, with the date October 15, 1956.” softwarepreservation.computerhistor… (The actual software wasn’t released till the following year) No longer […]
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
My head hurts because I’ve been banging my head against my desk during that meeting. My t-shirt says “This meeting could have been an email” but only in the sense that I could easily delete it.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
One of those fun* things where you're reviewing something so wrong you don't know where to start. * Not fun.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
For context, this is only slightly more expensive than the new Apple TV.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Is this normal for a machine with 16Gb of memory?
Process Name Mem... +
Safari Web Content (Cached) 37.04 GB
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
It's terrible in so many ways, but I still loved my MacBook One.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
There’s someone here with a folding phone. I can see the crease from across the room. I think that would drive me crazy.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
The Private Eye team seem to be enjoying the Jeffery Archer section a little too much! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/page-…
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The Jeffrey Archer Tribute Show
Podcast Episode · Page 94: The Private Eye Podcast · 13 October · 45min
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Just catching up on the Apple event… It’s super weird that the number one feature of the HomePod mini 2 is Siri AI… and that’s not available yet. Plus, the colours are more boring that the first gen. I guess I’m not buying one 🤪 The new Apple TV just seems super-expensive. Odd to sell a box […]
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@ianRobinson Obvious when you know!
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
@ianRobinson You mean it's more or less expensive than you were expecting? Based on the rumours, it's cheaper than I anticipated.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Still a few blackcurrants in my garden, and the birds are not letting them go to waste.
A bird in a blackcurrant bush
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@ianRobinson I'm going to say yes, even though I suspect you may argue otherwise ;)
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@ianRobinson You're going to miss all the Die Hard references as we approach Christmas.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@ianRobinson Smart move.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@ianRobinson See Gruber’s latest piece.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
A Nazi bar with a remarkably friendly and inclusive culture is still a Nazi bar.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
@losttourist Best to think of it as adverts with occasional breaks for sport.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Double #parkrun again this weekend, with Battersea yesterday (best time of the year, somehow) and RD duties at Figges Marsh juniors this morning. One person was celebrating their 100th volunteer and brought homemade cookies.
Gingerbread cookie with a parkrun logo in frosting/icing.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
I hate this song. The first time I ever went abroad, to Italy, this was playing on a loop in every bar and restaurant. Couldn’t escape. #totp
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@Bluedonkey Relatable.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Not a disaster. At least one person got my Evel Knievel reference.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@ianRobinson A solid choice!
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
At an AI conference today. I decided to spice up my talk with content that an LLM would be very unlikely to include. Let's see how it goes...
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@ianRobinson One of Pixar's best!
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@ianRobinson I don’t think I have the patience to be a gamer.
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elle mundy @ap.exch.gr · 07/10/2026
the scale of software is not and should not be lines written per second, it’s how well the product does on the market, which is a function of its quality, which (oversimplified) is its ability to solve a problem divided by further problems it causes
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
@Bluedonkey I’m pretty happy with the 4K Dell screen I have. Powers my laptop, bunch of USB ports.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
With the caveat that I’ve not seen the finale yet, this season of Ted Lasso has been… fine? There have been some good bits, it’s not like I haven’t enjoyed it, but it’s not been super memorable. I’ve not seen much chat on The Socials.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Rhetorical question of the day: why do people think it's okay to abbreviate my name to "Steve" without asking first?
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@ianRobinson "Humane" is such a good word to describe it.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
“Small Prophets is sad and funny and whimsical, an unlikely piece of alchemy that comes together as simultaneously wild and understatedly humane.” That’s a pretty much perfect description.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I literally just finished reading Accidental Empires. Still love that book. Here's what I wrote about it a couple of years ago. www.zx81.org.uk/posts/2024-09-27-ac…
zx81.org.uk
Accidental Empires
_Part of theTwenty Books in Twenty Days series._ Many people in the computer industry don’t understand how we got here. Well, maybe not _here_. Due to the passage of time, it would be how we got to the mid-nineties. This book [affiliate link] does not pretend to be objective or complete, but talks about both the technology and the people that got us from the invention of transistors to Windows PC. What I love about it is that it focuses on the people rather than the technology, yet still manages to put the technology into perspective. The writing is also very chatty and full of character. So much tech history is stodgy or dull or inaccurate. Empires is none of those things. (I understand that Cringely may have made some questionable choice recently. This book is such a favourite of mine that I really don’t want to find out if that’s true.)
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Sad news. Seems that Robert X Cringely may have recently died. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=499494…
news.ycombinator.com
Tell HN: Bob Cringely has died
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
In other news, Image Playgrounds is still bad.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Apple TV with a big chip upgrade.
Apple TV with a tortilla chip inserted in the top
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I’ve barely heard any mention of General Magic for years, yet I’ve recently heard three podcasts about them.
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@ianRobinson Agreed. I doubt it was particularly unsafe. I'm mostly miffed that I missed an hour's sleep!
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Stephen Darlington @sdarlington.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@ianRobinson There's a lot of speculation but no real answers. Probably a gas leak.
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Ian Robinson @ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Ian Hislop, who celebrates 40 years as editor of satirical magazine Private Eye, speaks to BBC Newsnight about his four decades at the publication, what he says he got right and wrong, journalism's role in the "assault on truth", why Britain "isn't" broken and what's led to seven Prime Ministers […]
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