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S Darko 🍉

@sdarko.bsky.social
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Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ♍️👹 #HailYourself Twitch : www.twitch.tv/puzzlefoxx

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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I forgot today was Doja Cat, I had it written down for November 🤪
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My ex broke 12 years of no contact with LinkedIn 💀💀💀 what a fuckin nerd
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy October!! It’s my favorite time of year!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m rarely jealous of others but anyone who got to see Donnie Darko blind during its original release, that is definitely something I’m always jealous of!!!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only upside to spending most if September sick was I got a few pill bottles out of the deal. ✨✨✨✨✨
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I can officially say I have seen Donnie Darko in theaters, only took me 25 years!!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Moonlight for the 10yr anniversary, I’ve still not seen it yet!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck it, I’m seeing two movies on Sunday. I can’t live through another week without seeing Resident Evil. It’s been a living hell avoiding the fomo and spoilers
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep hearing that GenZ is saving the movie theaters…but like I’ve BEEN going to the movies…where is my credit as an AMC A lister???
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My boo just said “that might be the trashiest thing you’ve ever said” Chat, what do you think ✨think✨ I said…
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eating is such a hassle, can I just wither away instead?
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don’t????
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ll ask my boss 😂
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thrive in the chaos!!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three weeks in a row, I remain the top dawg in my departments silly football games. I have no idea what I’m doing, I don’t watch any of the games, or know anything about the sport, but I AM NUMBER 1 BABY
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m writing it down, it’s happening!!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe October 17th??
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Public service announcement, Backroom is on HBO now…but also I own it so when’s the next movie night???
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I swear to gawd it ONE more person gets to watch the new Resident Evil before ME im gonna pop offffff 👀
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven’t said more than “happy birthday” or “merry Christmas” to my MAGA Cow farming Uncle in yearssss, and today he randomly decided to DM about how ICE is in Dodge City…and I genuinely can’t tell where he stands on the matter
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They were for an anime, but essentially the same thing, collectible cards!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s my coworkers bday, to celebrate together we did a quick zoom call and he ripped packs on camera and told me about each card they pulled. I had no idea about anything he was pulling but it was so nice to be able to connect with someone like that when I’m remote and my team is not.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all of this could have been a clipboard
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And unlike candy you can’t shove down multiple at once, it’s so unfair 😭
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Marking myself safe bc I have seen you in overalls!!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I get so mad anytime I see their letterhead at work because I just know the request is gonna be dogshit
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I promise I know how to read, but every time I see lauren boebert’s name I think people are talking about lorena bobbitt.
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn’t know they were being so literal
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If it was ever a question of how disgusting girls can be, me and my friends just took turns sending me each other pictures/videos of the phlegm we are hacking up. The Faygo Flu is no joke, I think I’m gonna be sick till Christmas at this rate
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need a fat plate of spaghetti and meatballs STAT
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Words can change in meaning, we’re skeeting over here
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I skeet on the skitter and no one can’t stop me from using these words!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Where do people find all their audacity!!?
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh, I hate that for everyone involved.
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ooof, that’s so hard! I watch mostly horror movies, Pearl and Midsommar are at the top for me for recent releases. I’m also a big Donnie Darko fan.
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know sometimes it hurts to see others living my dreams, but not this time because that’s bad ass and I hope you have the best time!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again my long nails have made me hit the space bar without noticing making my sentences look weird. Yay for never proof reading!!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed! I don’t allow my parents or religon control me, I have my own home, financial freedom, I’m surrounded by cool people & cats that all love me. Oh and she’d be ecstatic I still love horror movies. She probably thought I’d have more tattoos, but the pink hair is an acceptable alternative
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Rob Zombie’s Pauloween @taulpall64.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
father forgive me for i have yearned
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I was more prepared for this I would sell my house in a heartbeat for this bad boy 😍😍😍
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oooh I bet these are warm!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We also keep the bathroom door closed, mostly because there is spider plant in there all my cats seem to love to munch on. It’s non-toxic but it trips them out and they throw up about half of the time. They don’t seem to care about any of the other dozens of plants I have
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is this happening 😧 Mochi is determined!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never leave home without your trusted crowbar!!
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a cat risk I have never thought of lol, do you have a tooth brush holder? Might be time to invest in one
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wish I brave enough to say something like this, I think my family would croak if they found out I’ve been a registered member of The Satanic Temple since 2018 👹
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hahaha and they act like we’re the crazy ones
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It really does, we had such a nice breakfast and right at the end she had to ruin the moment with religion…like ma’am, we already agreed to let you pray over our meal, wasn’t that enough??
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S Darko 🍉 @sdarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a nice response that doesn’t open the opportunity for much dialog or dispute, I’m gonna try to remember this one!
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