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Steve Danuser

@sdanuser.bsky.social
988 followers 93 following 106 posts

Storyteller. Previous: Epic, Blizzard, 38 Studios, SOE. Opinions are my own.

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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I never discuss my art lightly.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought in Canada it was called Ding Dong Ditch Sorry.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just got home from the Phoebe Bridgers show in St. Paul. Pure magic. She had the whole audience in the palm of her hand. Absolutely amazing performance. The lack of phones was glorious.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was not expecting a dad joke about wind turbines but I'm so here for it.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here I got you this lawn chair from which you can yell at all the young people who anger you
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Camping Comfort: Have A Nice Day
ALT: Camping Comfort: Have A Nice Day
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean, the whole point of being your kind of influencer is that people don't realize they're being influenced. Best result you could hope for, honestly.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No surprise here, as I'm from Minnesota but lived in Phoenix and SoCal for significant stretches. I also lived around New England for six years, but by then I was a grownup and thus able to hold my dialectic ground.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is the correct answer.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Quoth the cannibal, "Nevermore."
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Alexa recently complimented my taste in music so I beg to differ.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything
ALT: Bill Hader as Stefon: This Place Has Everything
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"He's going to be all right."
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Buddy, you made me waaaaaay beyond proud! You and Megan have been absolutely slaying it all chapter. So fun to watch it unfold!
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I’ve got a spicy take on this, hear me out
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I don't recognize that shot and I don't know what you're thinking it is, but the silhouette looks like Ljosalfar architecture. Perhaps an outpost in northern Concordia. Here's an image of their capital, Fieriol, for reference.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
1. Go on as many cruises as possible 2. Lick every handrail and buffet sneeze guard 3. Build immunity by daring viruses to come at me
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I vote for going even more old school and getting wiped out by a giant asteroid.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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a man wearing a silver mask is riding a horse in front of a crowd of soldiers
Alt: Kingdom of Heaven - a leper king wearing a mask is riding a horse in front of an army of soldiers
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*thyself
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Perfecting this right now actually
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This betrayal shall be remembered.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If I'm given a quest to kill Rift Shades, I expect that quest to be titled "Rifty Shades of Grey". Sadly, it was not.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Yeah what’s a little occupation.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
When in doubt, add more garlic.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
bruh
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They should start a law firm.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
“Quality alone no longer beats gravity.” Of the many wise things you have said, this may be the most succinct, and needs to be shouted from the rooftops.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I’m not saying it’s due to questionable parenting but Il’gynoth has a bad habit of dropping spoilers. Just because you can see the future doesn’t mean you need to whisper it to anyone who’ll listen.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"It’s statements like these from Mr. Colbert that have rankled many rightwing fundamentalists over the years because they can’t simply claim he’s being inaccurate or even particularly judgy."
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The Inconvenient Faith of Stephen Colbert
The core of why Trump World hates him.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Will be interested to hear details if/when there is an announcement.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Didn’t realize how much I needed that Superman.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Just write a thousand novels and you’ll be set for life!
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yeah but do you love millies for millions?
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This is the way.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Infuriating. Please thank your wife for all the good she’s done and know it helped make the world a better place.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Wut
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Been on this plane for five minutes and only just realized it doesn’t have a screen to watch movies. Send thoughts and prayers fam.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
She looks like she's planning to kidnap Geordi La Forge en route to Risa and manchurian candidate him to kill the Klingon governor
Lady Gaga looking like a Romulan high commander
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I mean, people still play Oregon Trail.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
When I say I’m busy multitasking, I mean I’m scratching my cat’s neck with my right hand while rubbing my dog’s belly with my left.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The word you were looking for was “inevitable”.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A movie you've watched more than six times, using only GIFs.
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two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard .
ALT: two men are driving a red van with the words `` no point in steering now '' on the dashboard .
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I aged 10 years over the course of the fourth quarter and OT.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Santa in his sleigh with a bag of gifts… yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
He was a phenomenal Caesar.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
It’s really good. I hope they pick up the other seasons.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Owen I need you to drive to that stadium with a sledgehammer and knock it to the ground. Just put on a black & white striped shirt first, because apparently that lets you get away with any crime.
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Steve Danuser @sdanuser.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Girlfriend is a masterpiece, and I feel foolish for not posting about it last week in the thread on perfect albums from the 90s. "Thought I Knew You" is one of the greatest breakup songs of all time. Absolutely cathartic. So glad to see admirers and friends stepping up to help him.
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