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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Would if I could! Best of luck - I'll be up here voting for Ossoff and keeping my fingers crossed.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

By coincidence, he also happens to be on "Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny" this week, talking to Frakes and Spiner.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Day 13 of the missus being out of town. Thirteen to go. I forget how exhausting it is, pretending to be a fully functional adult all by myself. But this was a huge chance for her, she's having a blast, and I've taken off the week she gets home to snuggle her to bits. I've got this.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What else is on the agenda? Not a big horror fan myself - Cabin in the Woods and the Evil Dead stuff are about my speed.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got a 4 stack of the 16oz in Pizza Hut red in our upstairs bathroom.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That sounds like a capital idea - pardon me if I steal it.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My dad died last night. Feeling incredibly numb right now. Also tested + for covid for the first time and am on massive amount of Nyquil, so it all seems very surreal. Head is super fucked up.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We joke, but I have a friend who adores her Jon Bong Jovi and will get a kick out of this comment ✌️

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Wanna see a sick hydroplane into a 990(?) across the center lane and 3 lanes of steady oncoming traffic in a downpour?

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Knew I should have gotten an early start on the holiday event. Now I'm a *checks notes* small piratical robot sailing the endless seas of a human-free earth... *shrug* Could be worse, maties. Yarr!

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

So, there's some fucker(s) out there having an AI generate (current theory) bomb threats targetting random zoos. 30+ so far, and I only heard about it because a friend of mine works at one that got hit today. He says they went through training just for this specific threat like a month ago. 😡

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So sleepy... Started a new co-op save of Coral Island with the missus recently, and that's a damn good way to go from "just after dinner" to "how the fuck is it 2am?!?" in a markedly compressed amount of time.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I had the same reaction to the Doomsday trailer. Only things I've seen since Endgame are Far From Home and Thor: Love and Thunder, so by my count I need to catch up on 13(?) films to be current for Brand New Day and Doomsday...

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I think it's required by law... My buddy from Tampa visited a few months back - they made sure to get a selfie outside the firestation, and in front of the Continental from John Wick.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Shame its a bit big to get the Yerkes Observatory treatment. Damned shame that it could need it...

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Alarm clock says its time to fire up the laptop. Barometer, blanket pile, and all the joints between shoulder to fingertips make a convincing argument to stay burrowed.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

*adds "Mr Torgue-esque evo wizard or artillerist" to idea sheet for next character*

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

That's where they had the pledge and any pertinant school-wide announcements.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That sounds like the type of awesome tapas/tasting event that I could get behind... eat the fallen!

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Scary Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’m at 4950 followers. If I get to 5k followers I’ll do an album giveaway; I have one spare copy of the new How I Became Invisible record, and I also have a lot of other records which I will choose one at random, plus a copy of my book. Sound good?

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Aww, c'mon now. You could've at least let me watch the inevitable 11min Juicehead video glazing Todd & Co before applying reality to the situation... 😉

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 16/07/2026

Durbin: "What is the real reason why Todd Blanche does not want to meet with the survivors of Jeffrey Epstein?" Epstein survivor Dani Bensky: "It appears to be reputational harm. He prioritizes the reputation of the administration over survivors of sexual abuse."

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

TIL Olivia Rodrigo has a new line of merch at Target.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Schiff: The judge, in that decision on Monday, referred Blanche, basically, to the New York Bar Association because of his conduct. How is it possible that after being referred to the bar association for potential discipline on Monday, we’re contemplating this guy for attorney general on Wednesday?

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Took the afternoon off for my 6mo endo visit. Not looking forward to the drive, but picking up lunch on the way home, then diving back into The Last Caretaker. Really enjoying the gameplay loop.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 08/07/2026

#⏰🐘🧵

A typewritten note that reads

this elephant is more alive than mitch mcconnell

With a doodle of an elephant upsidedown with an x over its eyes

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

🙁 I got hand-me-down Underoos from some kid named Eric in my Cub Scout troop that was an absolute cunt, but our moms got along. They lived and died in the back of a bottom drawer.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Dude looks like the assassin from Buffy season 2 that was made up entirely of bugs. Has the same smarmy door-to-door salesman energy as well.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

In HS I worked at an Arby's next to an undeveloped lot. Twice a year, McNair's Carnival would come through and set up in that lot for a week or two. We had more people come through the restaurant on their way home from McNasty's than I'm seeing in the DC fair coverage.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Mine came Monday, card today. Glad it showed up untainted instead of getting "lost" in the mail.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

What next? Medicinal wine from a teaspoon? Then beer from a bottle?!

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/06/2026

Ossoff: “The election deniers, they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing to tell, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission. And you may have seen that one of those election deniers now asks to represent Georgia in the Senate.”

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Dude looks like he's auditioning for the villan in the direct-to-DvD "Who Framed Roger Rabbit 6"

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'm sure this will buff right out... 😬 (nobody was hurt)

Blue sedan with front end damage, missing front fender lying on the gravel next to it.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I don't see why not - we do couples appointments every 6mo at our primary care and endocrinologist. Conversation might be an issue though.

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Clown shoes. It's fucking clown shoes all the way down...

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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Weekend starting off fucking stellar! Landed a solid present vs prescient "I've heard it both ways" on the missus in the freezer aisle...

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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

lmao

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Andy what is happening?

NO WAY

public health guy @publichealthguy.... now

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holy SHIT

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OHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD

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Oh is this about the fucking
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Scynthious 🚫👑 @scynthious.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I... I once had ChatGPT rewrite Gaius's monologue from Prae in iambic pentameter, because I thought it would be funny, but I wasn't that committed to the joke. 😳

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