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@scuttleryan.bsky.social
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I’m just here for good info and to commiserate and maybe make some friends. If I wanted a dating app, I’d use one. Can’t seem to keep up with the block button!

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My wife had a system for haribo gummy bears. She had to separate them by color before she would eat any. So when she was diagnosed I bought her a 3lb bag.
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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
what federal agents did to a father of three Marines while he was cutting grass in Orange County on Sunday has happened in some form daily — and deliberately — all over Los Angeles for 18 days.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19/06/2025
LA DODGERS just now: “This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.” Right on, Dodgers! More of this, please.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Space nascar.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
There’s a word for that and it’s eugenics.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
But I’d hope you’d try hard to make me pee, cause it’s a thirsty night!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The proposed cuts won’t even pay for his golf trips.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
What if I just sat at the bar and didn’t pee in solidarity and tip you for your efforts?
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Only way that’s even remotely not gross is if all 3 parties consent, but it’s still pretty creepy then.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Best judicial system money can buy!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ok, maybe for the healthcare
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’d probably never leave the house
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I want it in me!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
3. Theremin, who had been kidnapped, had developed a completely passive device that would only send out a signal when hit with a beam from the soviets and was hidden inside the seal. Something about Trojans and horses?
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
2. Around the same time, there began a series of leaks. No matter how often they swept for bugs, they couldn’t find one. It was years before they discovered how the leaks were occurring.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
1. The more I think about a foreign government gifting the president things the more I think about Leon Theremin. The soviets made a gift of a lovely American seal, hand carved from a solid wooden block. After a thorough inspection they proudly hung it in the conference room.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Even the Babylon Bee Gets it #HamasForceOne #SwampForceOnce ✈️
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Was t that the plan all along?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 13/05/2025
Just FYI because evidently Fox or OAN or whatever is pushing the lie that America accepted the Statue of Liberty and that’s equivalent to the plane. Congress VOTED to approve receiving the statue. So congress should vote on the jet
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It’s way different with the current owners!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I wish they hadn’t moved so far out! But I’m ok with B-Side, Hungry Tiger and Florida Room!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Evidently my neighbor has no irony at all.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Let me know if you need any punk dive bar recommendations
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My hyperfocus may have developed a hyperfocus…
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
MUST WATCH: AOC just torched GOP lies on live TV. “As a woman, the word was given that my rights would not be taken away by the Supreme Court — and that wasn’t true.” They said our rights were protected. They lied. And now they swear Medicaid is safe? Fuck outta here.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Well, they have so much in common it just makes sense.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Congrats!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We’re still living out the last 5!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pretty sure Elvis’ badge was more legit.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Ouch. That stings. Too soon.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
They always hear him saying “very soon” and immediately stop paying attention. They don’t seem to care that “very soon” never comes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The look on her face says it all.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s like printing money. State sanctioned extortion.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I love the green here! Just not on my work truck
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I had to break out the electric pressure washer yesterday to get all the Oregon moss out of every crevice!
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Listened to an interview yesterday and cringed when she claimed trans women have an advantage in women’s sports.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I hope they all at least got Purple Hearts. His is the worst draft.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
By my estimation, that would make him a senior advisor.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Since they’re going to take it away from us anyway, I expect to be very productive for at least a couple hours a day, at least a day or two a week. Just not on anything I’m supposed to be getting done. If anyone needs me I’ll be over here building a sweet retro gaming emulator box. Cuz reasons.
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Puts me in mind of the “data” on life expectancy for someone a few hundred years ago which failed to mention child mortality rates bringing it down. You know, like the US.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
👇🏽🎯
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Scuttle @scuttleryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Meanwhile, there was a story on NPR earlier about the Boston marathon and they droned on about how easily the foreign runners breezed through customs
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