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Small-DickHaver

@scumbagnobody.bsky.social
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I have been told that my dick pic is an internet urban legend...a creepypasta if you wish to call it that. Legend states that once seeing the original or one of the many copies you have three days until you get the worst cold sore of your life!

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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 1h
I had a friend that had the orange clear N64...the problem is he alwasy just wanted to have me sit and watch him play Aidyn Chronicles. the slowest game on the system
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 1h
Honestly think Putin pushed trump to take this oil deal because he knows that if Trump cannot game the midterms enough he will not as easily be able to manipulate him because democrats will ....well chances are they will fail at whatever they do, but it will be harder.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 1h
Im pretty sure Putin knows that things are not in his favor for these midterms and if Trump fails to game the system in some way he won't have such an easy time using Trump to do things like this. Has to get it out of the way now. Too bad we Americans are ignorant pieces of shit/
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 4h
the whole "interference" thing is bunk considering both our countries interfere constantly in other countries. If you do it, you should expect it to happen to you.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 4h
conversation with three italian people each holding a really full glass of red wine. Then bring up the show Housewives of NY.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 4h
Isnt it crazy when the government is full of loyalists and the country is full of horrible people that dont care about policy only economy so a history of propagandizing those idiots into believing GOP is good at economy has fucked us so hard and we probalby wont be able to unfuck this.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 4h
These are just the worst people.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah. It makes you just repubilcan lite. Who are they trying to get with those lines?
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 4h
That looks like the kind of guy that enjoys a steaming cup of chamomile tea at the end of a busy day just to decompress and let his hair down.
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s monday
an old photoshopped book cover 

Using computers 
to Kill God

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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am american. A huge thing they talk about here is combatting china. Isn't China actually helping developing nations with their Belt and Roads initiative instead of funding colonial projects that keep the people indentured to foreign countries?
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Total Makeout sesh
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXsG... Make sure you are registered. I think they will definitely try to steal this election. You also need to be ready to fill the streets when he they do. What are you willing to do?
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'The country is hurtling to an abyss' | Simon Marks' American Week
YouTube video by LBC
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still one of the worst people ever though but the bar is so freaking low for both parties in this country that just not openly using someones faith as a derogatory comment is somehow stepping up.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#gaming If anyone wants to play 7 days to die I am down. Always down for some 7dtd. Especially the horde nights. love it
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you are into books, check this girl out. Conservative books are amazing in a terrible way. She has an insight into the belief structure behind the writing because she is an exvangelical. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EAy...
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A BAD CHRISTIAN DYSTOPIAN | A RANT
YouTube video by Reads with Rachel
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will say this: Every conservative version of "patriotism" is extremely performative. They use it as a shibboleth. When the time comes to do something actually patriotic...like paying taxes, or wearing a mask to protect others from a virus they fight against it.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ive always loved exotic grasses. They are a pain to take care of though here in florida
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gawrsh. Its almost like the wealthy just do whatever they want with no regard for what the people want or need....kinda like leading up to the great depression, and the french revolution. I wonder what is going to happen?
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think we need to start tracking IP addresses of people doing this. They are a significant danger to society.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...people trying to hurt you. Why do they wear masks? Because conservatives actively try to hurt their lives and livelihoods for doing the right thing.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also the people that are literally afraid of Antifa. Are you an open fascist? Will you be marching in the streets to hurt minorities or scare them? Then fuck off with hating antifa. I guarantee if you were a minority you would like people from the community standing between you and...
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The people that I find so galling and why I don't believe it is possible for things to get better...or at least in my lifetime, are the folks that are still for Trump and are vocally so. They are Too Far Gone. There is no low he can reach that will cause them pause.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I respect the fuck out of this standpoint. I grow closer to it each day when ever I hear dumbass trump supporters that would do this all agasin.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jennifer welch is awesome.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Life In Trumplandia.......
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There needs to be a significant threat of real consequences up to violence to stop these people from doing this. The wealthy no longer fear us and it shows in how our society is situated at this point.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At what point do u just actively fight back?
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I fucking hate my life. Why is shit like this?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best weapon path in 7 days To Die is gloves. Brawling zombies is fun.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#horror#movies I watched an interesting video about a small subset of Found Footage horror movies. I am a huge fan of horror in general, and if you are too check this out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esfu...
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I Watched EVERY Screen Life Horror Movie I Could Find And NOW MY LAPTOP IS POSSESSED!
YouTube video by Stumpt Price
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#chronicillness I have chronic fatigue syndrome. I literally slept from 11:15am to 5am today. How do I live when I cant work hard?
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#music Here is a great house banger for you to check out this AM www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Qv...
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Junior Jack - Stupidisco (Official Video)
YouTube video by [PIAS]
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He hits people with a breadstick
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time to start planting more milkweed
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know what sucks? When you try to be all cool at the Renaissance faire by swinging a sword around all cool like you practiced in your mom's backyard and you accidentally split your pantaloons in front of everyone and all the girls laugh at you.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another dance banger for you to wrap your ears around. Maybe it might make your morning a little funkier www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZP...
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Armand Van Helden feat. Tara McDonald - My My My (Original Club Mix)
YouTube video by Electronic Archive
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Money already crosses borders so much more easily than people. They just want to keep the low labor costs of some parts of the world rather than actually pay the cost of labor in their area
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
seems like the wealthy are taking over their public goods. Slowly defunding them and making them worse because they know they do not have to use those public goods...they just want to keep money in their pocket on taxes rather than be part of a good society
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is exactly why you cannot be with zionists in any way. They are fundamentally broken people.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Him and Jeffries are basically just moderate republicans at this point. We have two republican parties and both tend to just fight the left, and really just do kayfabe between eachother. Just look at the fact Jeffries met with Kushner and then he put Moskowitz on committee for middle east. nextday
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EpicallyEpicSB @seanloch7808.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alanis Morissette - Isn't It Ironic?
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have been saying this forever. This is one reason I hate conservatives. It is not that your taxes are too high it is what you get for your money. It boils down to just how selfish they are and because of this selfishness they forego good for themselves.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Isnt it incredible that Mitch Mcconnel gets to vote on my future even though he is literally brain dead but I cant flip burgers at wendy's whacked out on fent? I get arrested fired, and they take my smock. He gets pudding and a new shower that allows you to wheel a wheelchair into it.
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Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The guy on the far left looks like he just realized how horrible a person he is but just does not care.
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