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Mr. Scruff Monkey

@scruffmonkey.bsky.social
396 followers 927 following 1.6K posts

Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s. A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.

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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 5h
unfortunately that would likely improve their vote share.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23h
𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘴̶𝘶̶𝘱̶𝘦̶𝘳̶ 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw him do a solo set at a festival in Laois, Ireland during the summer. The man did a setlist to die for including both of them.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
multiple backups in multiple locations and non iOS music players solves that issue if it actually is one.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An awful lot of people use their phones for music but it's coming from subscription services rather than actual music ownership
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Matthew J Kuiper @matthewjkuiper.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh my gosh, this is real. I’ve already been a DDG user (mostly avoiding Google) for years. But this is now set as my home page. noai.duckduckgo.com
Screenshot of the no AI version of DuckDuckGo. The search dialogue box reads search privately without AI. Underneath to text boxes read: we’ve turned off AI assisted answers, we removed AI generated images.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bye bye amazon rain forest.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RFK Jr. likely has the weirdest boner right now.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bunch of utterly creepy virgins
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cup from two girls, one ...?
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
read and fucking weep! www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 88🎉 98🔥 97🔥 97🔥 Final score: 966
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
like 6 feet under levels?
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so a bit like the wetspot in the bed...
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Herself and Dickie Tice are in a timeshare agreement on a brain cell, he obviously has possession of it at the moment.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no, that's not needed or feasible. You're all setup to tear yourselves apart whilst the rest of the world watches.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen Marco, if the shoe fits.... well it's not the one he gave you
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's missing the required two hairs per ball.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know AI slop is generally shitty but ffs, the coke being snorted is literally floating in mid air. Stop using this shite!
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No idea whose tweet this was but every day it becomes more and more relevant. (I work in an IT field and AI can go fuck itself sideways).
Screen shot of a tweet which contains the text 
Tech Enthusiasts : My entire house is smart

Tech Workers : The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognise.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I knew blue but the rest were all utterly flukes guesses. Connections Puzzle #1205 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Isint one of aims of dogging to dump your muck up an alleyway?
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What colour does an orange man turn when hypothermia kicks in?
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s just an opportunist prick jumping on whatever bandwagon he can find. A man of zero moral qualms.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two girls, one cup
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah... we're fucking dire at it (for many reasons).
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The US will never send its criminals to the ICC. It's an admission of failure that the US will not allow.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one note of caution is that one should never believe a fucking word out of that dickheads orifices
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more likely to be killed by their own security when the "serf" population rises up.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
supine imbiciles
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Fast Shows Jesse but for book recommendations.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How are these people not mocked mercilessly and endlessly?
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Greed and cute hoorism with some langer angling for a well paid board/consultant position post politics.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And so many stupid idiots will say that "our Nigel, he's the man to save the UK", utter fucking donkeys the lot of them.
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By destroying Voting Rights Act and gutting 14th & 15th amendments the Roberts Court is recycling legal arguments once used by Confederates and white supremacists to destroy Reconstruction Please read my deep dive w/ @pemalevy.bsky.social in @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
seems somehow familiar...
Moe and Barney from the Simpsons.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only if someone gets to pop him in the head during a play!
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unless he used real italians like these, he's an utter coward!
allegedly "italian" puppets from the dolmio adverts
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't think he's even doing it intentionally, he's just being his everyday charming self and that sort of person and attitude is infectious.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never be ashamed of a well developed floordrobe, well, maybe be a little ashamed.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Homer Did! (eventually!)
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Homer Smart
Alt: Homer Simpson dancing in front of a burning wall singing that he's smart and misspelling smart as smrt
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So propping up the economy of another russian friendly state instead of just getting it from next door, very nice, very smrt, I mean smart!
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the other hand, yes Sir, please Sir, put your top snipers on the root of an identifiable target that can be bombed to hell and back when the civil war starts.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolute wagon. Never a happy follow but always a worthy one, counteract wagons like this and give @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social a follow.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dog Day afternon remake but it’s to fund a 12tb raid array.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That poor man has to work on the street as it is, hasn’t he suffered enough!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She has multiple pieces of shit to atone for.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can a massive cartoon anvil please make a whistling noise as it falls from the sky and then crush Ellison the moment he takes control of Warner Brothers.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buck Rogers ThunderFighter/StarFighter
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