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Mr. Scruff Monkey

@scruffmonkey.bsky.social
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Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s. A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.

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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No idea whose tweet this was but every day it becomes more and more relevant. (I work in an IT field and AI can go fuck itself sideways).
Screen shot of a tweet which contains the text 
Tech Enthusiasts : My entire house is smart

Tech Workers : The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognise.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Fast Shows Jesse but for book recommendations.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
seems somehow familiar...
Moe and Barney from the Simpsons.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unless he used real italians like these, he's an utter coward!
allegedly "italian" puppets from the dolmio adverts
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buck Rogers ThunderFighter/StarFighter
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Elison Jr always looks like he's got a raging clue about something
The Hardly Boys detectives from South Park, a pair of idiots who often say they have a raging clue to descibe that they now have erections and are about to fuck (probably)
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Robbie Coltrane as Samuel Johnson in Black Adder Season 3 realising that he's missed the word sausage from his dictionary
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Heheheh (It’s low quality scruff jokes here 24/7)
A building in Collins Barracks (Dublin) with a sign outside saying it’s the Riding School.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
its like he predicted it!
Father Ted at the Golden Cleric speech listing off all who wronged him.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, not great but as best as I could get with a pair of eclipse glasses and an iPhone
August 2026 solar eclipse shot from Wigan on an iPhone with a pair of eclipse glasses over the 5x lens.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
For cat day, my fav pic of my better halfs cat
A small orange cat stares at the image of a Lion on the television
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If a rogue AI company wiped everyones money out, it would solve the problem of AI and it's backers in double quick time. There'd be a full blown Butlerian Jihad with Musk, Altman and all the other flimflam merchents displayed planet of the apes style in a public square
Astronauts come across multiple people crucified as a warning
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dear god, I thought I was bad (i was) but you, this is you!
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lovely!
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development as a member of Blue Man Group
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Kemis got it, got what it takes...
screen shot from early 1980s British Pork advert noted for its creepy undertones.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just meeting with the Über-Morlocks
Jeremy Irons as the uber morlock from the Time Machine movie
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
he's slowly turning into a skeksis
Skeksis creature from Henson's The Dark Crystal franchise.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is anyone really surprised by these utter donkeys, there’s just no beginning to their talents.
Scene from withnail and I where the intrepid duo are seeking help from a farmer but with snarky text “help, we’ve becom3 elected representatives by mistake” used instead of “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake”
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Commander Riker with a “I’m interested, please continue” expression on his face.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Character from the movie Idiocracy stating that he likes money.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I keep thinking of this for some reason
Poster for the movie Masque Of The Red Death showing Vincent Prices face.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
there's somthing weird in the way it generates if the letters fi are together
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
one prophylactic, soiled
Frank Oz from the Blues Brothers movie holding a used condom on a pencil with a look of utter disgust.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
for fans of Irish cuisine
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Screenshot from Return Of The Jedi with the text "It's an older meme, Sir.  But it checks out" in place of it's an older password.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This is how he imagines himself
Scene from the Godfather Part 2 where Michael Corleone and other gangsters plot their intentions for Cuba.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
he's carrying on a fine Nazi tradition of being off ones tits.
Picture is cover of book with name of "Biltzed, Drugs in Nazi Germany"
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Group of magicians from Arrested Development demanding to be taken seriously with Kemi Badenoch added to them.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Blue Footed Booby
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
zoom in and enhance
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Why on earth do we need regulating?
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Soiled head bandage is so hot right now!
Mugatu "so hot right now" meme
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
She pronounces it as "dahlink" and then asks "were is moose?"
Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The cards
Deck of IOU (I owe you) cards
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
"You'll be visited by 3 spirits!", The spirits
Image shows the 3 Waner Bros Animaniac characters
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There’s absolutely no question Dr Teeth is on that list. Dude looks like a walking positive syphilis test
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ma futur was not aktualy in cyber bot in desc torp purblishing
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Tonights live entertainment.
Concert venue screen showing cover of Patti Smiths Horses album
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Needs more ooomph, like this one
Throbby Blobby
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's not gone away you know...
Covid test showing positive result
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
That is multimillionaire right wing prick and all round creepy racist weirdo Marc Andreessen upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
He’s magnificent!
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
No evidence for this either but it does make you think
Nigel Farage holding a piece of paper with writing stating "I ONCE BUMMED A PUFFIN TO DEATH" in all capitals.
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Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Obi-wan Kenobi meme with text of “Norks, now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time”
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