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michael scrivener

@scrivto.bsky.social
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a human who reads things so that he can write things.

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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm continually disappointed that nobody bothers attributing that great quote about the meth lab to robin williams anymore...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/10/2026
Project Meridian will be led by a weirdo, a beardo, & a fatty.
Hegseth on Project Meridian.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as others have surely told the thread by now, that lake america sweatshirt bitch lost her job heading a credit union in michigan over that post, & every canadian is 'here for it' i sure hope her trip to that lovely city of halifax was worth the asinine snark that caused her 'early retirement'. lol
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
beautiful. i'm not a fish guy, but everything else looks AMAZING... more sea bass for you, solomon! 😉🫠👍
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i LOVE it!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About damn time
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE WANNABE MOBSTER CUNTS SUPPOSED TO KNOW 'WHO'S' $ THE PUNTERS ARE USING TO BEGIN WITH?
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the glaring fucking hypocrisy matters. enjoy your croissants. i'm not american.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no, it's meant to discredit all the pathetic 'family values' fucking jesus freak hypocrites who wanna shove 'morals' down everyone's throats as they blithely ignore all their own 'advice' & bang anything that moves whenever they can, and then excuse it all with some lame-o shit about a 'wide stance'
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what part of these people are fucking around USING TAX DOLLARS TO FUND THEIR TRYSTS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? honestly... the whole 'consenting adults' thing kinda got washed out with the tides when they impeached clinton over dipping his cigars in a certain 'consenting adult', as both on govt payroll
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i did not have luke skywalker standing up for jabba the hut on my bingo card, but that's just how unifying that treasonous orange dipshit donald trump really is. 'darth vader might be my father, but jabba is my dealer... & he's aaaaalllriiiiiiight! no complaints about the blue ones, as it were' 🫠🤣
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'snubbed' is a strong word for what essentially boils down to 'not chosen this time'
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
correct and you don't have to gift wrap a new food processor to take to a memorial... and there's often an open bar. 😉
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good for her! 1 fewer MAGAfuckingmoron in the world... 🫠
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i no longer deal with ll bean since i learned the present owner is a massive trumper buh-bye, beanos!
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court. I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective. Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court. The lesson: When we fight we win.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'tell paxton to go home, to one of his 15 homes, we don't care which one... just go!'
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the cat's actually just trying to figure out why there's hardwood flooring on the walls, where it is...
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i go out and smoke during the gambling commercials...
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
try the fucking decaf, dude...
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fuck.. is that vonn again, with him? lol nobody has any integrity anymore... they just wanna hang around with money. next we'll find out she really broke her leg when TW hit her with his SUV in the driveway...
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
pablo's awesome more money for pablo!
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the 🇺🇸 became a total shithole country in record time after trump returned to office with his cadre of crooked criminal robed cunts in tow, & just like that the rule of law in 🇺🇸 evaporated almost overnight, or in the time it took to read the SCOTUS 'official acts' ruling granting POTUS full immunity.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that coltrane song here's a jam of 'my favourite things' done by phil lesh and friends at the warfield, out of the end of a dark star 4/15,16 & 17/99 feature lesh on bass, molo on drums, anastasio & kimock on guitar, mcconnell on keys, dj godchaux on vocals 🙂 relisten.net/phil-lesh/19...
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Dark Star -> | 1999-04-17 | Phil Lesh and Friends | Relisten
Warfield Theater San Francisco CA
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
israel KNOWS we ALL KNOW about the genocide they're committing in gaza & the west bank so they're racing against time to cover their forensic tracks the hague awaits & is your fate, bibi. you know it. we know it. everybody knows it. you're a fucking ghoul realleecamp.substack.com/p/israel-has...
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How To Cover Up A Genocide — Israel Destroys 10 Million Tons of Evidence
New column by Lee Camp
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the silly zionists called so many things 'ANTISEMITISM!', that the word is completely devoid of meaning now. they did that to themselves, frankly, in their quest to justify israel's genocide of palestinians this time round... 'zionist' will be a very bad word pretty soon, & won't THAT be ironic!
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
that rates a follow for the wally shawn reference. lol
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
he became a junkie fond of eating roadkill of all shapes & sizes, & abused his ex wife to a degree that it pushed her to take her own life. other than that, nothing much at all, really.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
mitch mcconnell has been dead since june 14th. the end.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you lost the war with iran THE SECOND TRUMP STARTED IT lol your president is the dumbest & MOST CORRUPT narcissist POS in history & you seem incapable of doing ANYTHING about it, you fucking pussy dipshits
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i do have to wonder what the apartment in NYC he's sitting in cost to purchase... yeah, the dog's very cute, too.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they will bury that fat pedo's ass before he ever realizes that he's the fucking bad guy...
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Joel Pollard @smirkingelf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
US has sent several drones and attacked Larak Island (Iran) Iran said it would respond. Wtf is the US doing? They have their stolen Venezuela oil now so are they trying to manipulate the oil market again? Can't pay their navy and have f*ck all missiles. Total insanity....
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
so, thanks a fucking bunch, idiots signed, canada
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
donald trump is a disgusting, diapered lump of offal, know-nothing sack of dried up pedophile jizz who never should have been POTUS & your whole country is going down the fucking toilet because y'all were dumb enough to elect him AGAIN you get what you elect & you elected a treasonous piece of shit
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
nobody gives a fuck about that nonsense, 'god'. the real question we need answered is when is that orange cunt going to 'cease to be alive'?
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ya know, it'd be GREAT is all you pathetic lunkheads could STOP BRINGING JESUS INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING... you may or may not be aware, bill, that there is no god, & that religious people are fucking delusional on a mass scale. but YOU were saying?
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
math MATTERS, motherfuckers, and so do the words the press uses to describe things. things like age, for example. 😆 mike has his finger on the important shit. clearly!
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no. not even for a second.
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this would be the navy cook who jumped on a machine gun on deck and shot at fucking everything with a red circle on it, like a goddamned boss? how fucking dare trump even contemplate such an asshole move. enough of that treasonous stolen valour piece of shit in the white house, already. jfc, people
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the song lyrics are very good, & are very true. just try not to be too put off by the fact that the video & audio are NOT even remotely synched up...
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sure you did. but the doc who checks you out for why your AI dick is peeing sideways & a little bit backwards... $8,139.00!
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
god should really be MORE SPECIFIC... cuz here in canada we have actual food inspectors & stuff. you can eat all the lettuce you want to. mexican food for dinner? go nuts, kids... that's a USA problem, oh, non-existent one. do we need to draw you a map? 😉😁🫠
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michael scrivener @scrivto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the legend of kruschev foretold it: 'we will take america without firing a shot' all they needed was a trump type figure on the inside. &, boy, did they ever score when he wandered into their sights... yada yada yada, & here we are #themidtermsarethegauntlet #theUSAmustgetthrough #tosurvive 🧐😁
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To be clear, the orange felon has officially shifted US policy to be more friendly with murderous Dictators like Putin and Kim Jong Un than with democratic allies like Canada and South Korea whilst systematically deteriorating the US military. I’d definitely call that treason.
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Like yes, the medals are great, the times are great, the records are great. But having such a positive impact on people I’ve never even met? That means the world.” - Rhasidat Adeleke
Rhasidat Adeleke and Amy Hunt with their 200m medals
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