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ybats🦇🎃

@scribblymoth.bsky.social
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Ridiculous human. Lover of laughs. Just try it for the summer.

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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 3h
😂 He’d love it here in northern Missouri.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 3h
Saw a sign that said, “Poly 4 U”, but it was just a sign for furniture.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 4h
Home of sliced bread, y’all.
Part of a mural that says, “Home of Sliced Bread Chillicothe Missouri
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 5h
She’s so cute, though.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 5h
Watching field mists dissipate like ghosts as the morning light burns.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 14h
Excellent.💗
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 14h
Ah, fuck. I’m so sorry you’re dealing with that. Any connections through here that could help you crash somewhere?
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 15h
What’s going on?
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 15h
Callie, you are sunshine.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah, I’m copying this image for peeking at occasionally.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 16h
No!! Are…are you mad at me?!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 16h
Summer of San Juan
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 16h
When it is a road trip, I don’t skimp on the clothes options.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 16h
That could be fun!!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 17h
That looks great!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 17h
The cleanest it will ever be. Enjoy!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
Fantastic!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
😂
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
Never apologize.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
I knew I could count on you all for this.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
My bespoke Dune Dildo.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
I’m assuming someone is out there, as we speak, forging a dildo from this.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
🤣
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 18h
That is total bullshit. I doubt they are making it known that the service fee is not going to staff either.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 19h
Vacation Stacy comes loaded with features like: less stress and anxiety, even more tendency to be an indulgent motherfucker, and sensible shoes for walking.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 19h
Vacation Stacy is now in full effect.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 23h
@barleywhiner.bsky.social 👀 I would love to go to Puerto Rico sometime…
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not sure I can handle another day of constant rape/sexual assault apologists.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That all looks so good! And yay to reconnecting with old friends!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ohhhh, yes!! I (stupidly?) never even made that Tilda connection! That movie has everyone hot. Absolutely love it.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Constantine Keanu is one of my personal favorites.🥵
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahhh!! So cool you were at that show!!
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like Sale’s beard.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her performance I saw last year here in KC is definitely in my top. Amazing. Everything about it.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@tikkikki.bsky.social I saw two cats (well, humans dressed as cats) perform a variety of songs tonight and one was In Heaven There Is No Beer. Thought of you.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
16yo and I went to see The Hissy Kits — really funny and good cats playing keyboard, theremin, singing, and theatrics.
Whiskey and Scotch performingWhiskey playing the theremin
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One more day and then vacation.😎
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀
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Tammy Komoff @tammykomoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make art!
Go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The Arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lusy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something. -Kurt Vonnegut
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is a classic for a reason. Earlier stuff than that worth exploring too.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It just showed a bunch of plastic cross crap falling on top of candy.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calm down, November.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🙄
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get back, Scorpio. Let the Libras shine.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perfect.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know! Play Slayer’s Raining Blood while doing it.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And to be clear, I have no issues with Jesus, people being religious, etc. I cannot stand proselytizing, though, especially to children. Just hand out the candy and say, “What a cute witch!” or “Ooo, Spider-Man!”
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pouring wine straight into children’s mouths.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hear Jesus loved full-sized candy bars and having fun.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just saw an Instagram story (from Brittany Mahomes) saying, “Candy is fun, but what if you gave them something that will last? This Halloween give them JESUS!”
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