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Nick Screech

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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Good read, if it’s not been widely read already. www.espn.com.au/football/sto...
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How bad analytics built a Tottenham team that might get relegated
Tottenham are really bad and looking at the way this team has been constructed, one thing clearly stands out: This team is really bad at passing the ball, and that may explain their present malaise.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Understand it’s not like that but sort of feels pivotal today. A reaction, and we have something to pursue. Nothing, and the gloom might overwhelm us all.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
They say you get what you pay for.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If it was a workplace, I’d probably like to hear their perspective and why. I may be inclined to accept that there were politics involved where options were limited. I might also be a bit resentful of the leadership that put me in the position of having to deal with the situation…which I am.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Amongst the Spurs centric misery on COYS-sky, heartened by a story about drug laden crow drones being flown into a prison in the states. Thank heavens for decoys
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If this war stopped tomorrow and then started up a month later, renewable energy would stay the same price throughout. But apparently, it's hippy nonsense to want stable energy prices that don't depend on mad world leaders not having a tantrum every other week 🙄
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When we won the trophy last year I joked we must be reaching end-times…
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Should I listen to news coverage to take my mind off Spurs or Spurs content that takes the mind off current affairs? How much gloom can a person absorb?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
32 plus or a couple earlier if they came to prominence in their teens. Latin origins may also be a prerequisite.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Let me show you a wardrobe you can build with $1,700 🧵
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Considering invoicing the club for ‘havoc wreaked’
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
To don’t is to do-do
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They’ll keep this line until they’ve wiped out the pesky Covid-era savings anyone might’ve retained.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yeah, this is what says he’s not the one the most
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Frank might not be the man for this job, but he could be the one to get us out of the championship next year…
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a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It’s almost as if there were proper training and background checks for these positions for a reason.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
…and I cannot wait to hear all about what happened there! Ginola replay, right?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
👏
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is the one, from it all, that I asked myself “This can’t be real, can it?”
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Surprised to see Thorstvedt in goal, the rest of the team look very Walker-era.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My first thought.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Yes that, but more as a ‘team’ of execs. I obviously don’t know anything, but wholesale change in a boardroom might mean disfunction internally, particularly when the owners are the least experienced in the group.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Teams that are thrown together, and collectively have low/moderate experience of the level they’re operating at tend to struggle on the pitch. We’ve got that in the boardroom.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It’s simply a must-draw game…
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Grass roots. My @smh cartoon.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I thought we’d left those days behind.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s probably been 20 years since I’ve had one of those seasons when football joy is only derived from the failure of others, but here we are…
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Using a bit of reality show speak, for me it’s about the journey more than the destination. I’m onboard if ‘the plan’ creates a sense of fans and players pulling in the same direction every week e.g. Poch, and Ange. What’s the point in a pot if you’re hating every minute of the lead up to it?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
There’s an irony that a pragmatic style is actually quite risky for the club, as well as miserable for fans.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Johnson sold makes me think about the risks of this safety-first style. With each passing window, the squad gets shaped along those lines. Not only does this mean we’re unlikely to have ‘stars’ that stay (or arrive), it’ll need another complete rebuild required when the club realise it’s shite.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Mate, thanks for sharing. Hit like an arrow through my chest…😢
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
🎯
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
That’s the thing Mickey, change management is about getting people excited about the destination. ‘They’ haven’t done that, so it’s just change for changes sake. It feels very late 90’s.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Or perhaps, if a player with plantar fasciitis falls in the woods, did he really exist at all?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This is the part that I’ve not seen talked about much. This direction we’re taking risks alienating players as much as fans, and they can walk away. Whatever way you look at it, it’s thoroughly depressing.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Owners identified a data-led/percentages manager to complement Lange and the direction they wanted to head in. To some degree, all is going to plan. Not surprised at the buyers remorse from fans now the penny has dropped. What’s that thing about greener grass?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
😂
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’d landed on turgid, but same-same…🤦‍♂️
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What’s the opposite of swashbuckling?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Do you think there’s any way him and Kudus fit in the same team (with Johnson back on the right again)?
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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yes, more of this type of nonsense please #COYS
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Someone who clearly has a penchant for deeply unimpressive men. Narrows it down to any LNP donor.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
We’ll take the little positives!
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Statisticians- is the such a thing as negative xG?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sky Sports just showed a graphic that says we’ve not had a shot in the first half of our last FOUR games. Simplistic, but true nonetheless - if you don’t shoot, you don’t win. It’d be great to understand what the logic is for this set up. It must drain the players confidence. #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
With the way we’ve behaved since May, you would be excused for thinking that Audere Est Facere was Latin for “Pissing away the Bilbao Dividend”
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Last interview I saw, he just looked different. It immediately reminded me of when the club managed to break Gerry Francis, bless him.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Yep, I think it’s that simple.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
People say funny things under pressure, don’t they?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Straight Outta Trumpton
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