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Nick Screech

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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Good read, if it’s not been widely read already. www.espn.com.au/football/sto...
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How bad analytics built a Tottenham team that might get relegated
Tottenham are really bad and looking at the way this team has been constructed, one thing clearly stands out: This team is really bad at passing the ball, and that may explain their present malaise.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Understand it’s not like that but sort of feels pivotal today. A reaction, and we have something to pursue. Nothing, and the gloom might overwhelm us all.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Amongst the Spurs centric misery on COYS-sky, heartened by a story about drug laden crow drones being flown into a prison in the states. Thank heavens for decoys
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Forza Bahab @forzabahab.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If this war stopped tomorrow and then started up a month later, renewable energy would stay the same price throughout. But apparently, it's hippy nonsense to want stable energy prices that don't depend on mad world leaders not having a tantrum every other week 🙄
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Should I listen to news coverage to take my mind off Spurs or Spurs content that takes the mind off current affairs? How much gloom can a person absorb?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Let me show you a wardrobe you can build with $1,700 🧵
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Considering invoicing the club for ‘havoc wreaked’
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Frank might not be the man for this job, but he could be the one to get us out of the championship next year…
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a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open .
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Grass roots. My @smh cartoon.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Johnson sold makes me think about the risks of this safety-first style. With each passing window, the squad gets shaped along those lines. Not only does this mean we’re unlikely to have ‘stars’ that stay (or arrive), it’ll need another complete rebuild required when the club realise it’s shite.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What’s the opposite of swashbuckling?
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Dave Bailey @davebailey.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Yes, more of this type of nonsense please #COYS
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Statisticians- is the such a thing as negative xG?
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Sky Sports just showed a graphic that says we’ve not had a shot in the first half of our last FOUR games. Simplistic, but true nonetheless - if you don’t shoot, you don’t win. It’d be great to understand what the logic is for this set up. It must drain the players confidence. #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
With the way we’ve behaved since May, you would be excused for thinking that Audere Est Facere was Latin for “Pissing away the Bilbao Dividend”
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Straight Outta Trumpton
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Therapeutic. Recommend.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
@thegameisaboutglory.co.uk God bless you guys. I was thoroughly depressed at the state of our club. Listened to the latest pod, and although I’m still depressed, I’m comforted that our whole fanbase hasn’t gone.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Nothing brings heat to a Spurs manager faster than an insipid derby performance. I know this because it happens far too often…
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Between the cost of tickets and the conditional welcome, would anyone *normal* really trade it for annual leave and hard-earned savings?
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Even I thought this was one of mine!
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sarah Henderson once again going out there to prove she’s one of the absolute worst in a steaming bucket of the untalented. #auspol
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You may not agree with the comments from Frank and the players, or believe that the price of a ticket allows you to do as you please. But, players are asking for help and saying that that booing affects their performance. Supporters are being invited to support, so support. #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Remember the good times #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Good or bad performance last night, it has almost no bearing on if Thomas Frank will be successful or unsuccessful at Spurs. I’ve seen people demanding ‘accountability’ from podcasters that supported his appointment. Absolute madness, get a grip. It’s too early to tell anything really. #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Vicarumma 😮‍💨 #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
May our defence hold as firm as Jolean Lescott’s new hairline. #coy
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Every now and again, it’s unfortunate to be reminded of this absolute quiche of a human. The worst of us.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Excellent article (archived version now it’s disappeared from the interweb)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/09/2025
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Tuchel replacing Southgate seems to be the he latest footballing example of ‘careful what you wish for.’ A timely reminder…
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Daniel Levy invested in infrastructure that created short-term pressures, but position the club for long-term stability. He had flaws, and probably too much influence on areas that were not his strength, but show me a Spurs fan that wouldn’t do that, because that’s what he was, a fan #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Got to say, Vardy in Serie A will be an intriguing watch.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
If you could harness angst, the energy that has been wasted lamenting Spurs’ inactivity in the transfer market could power a small country for a week.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Rather than stir any excitement, my immediate reaction to any transfer story involving Spurs is now ‘Oh, f**king bore off will you.’ If I didn’t know better, I’d wonder if this was the point.
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Drew Weing @drewweing.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Is it possible that this entire presidency was a dying narcissist's Make-A-Wish
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
@fifaworldcup26.bsky.social Hey, why is the World Cup sitting in the office of this idiot? In the faux-grand style of a FIFA announcement, this trophy belongs to world, it’s not Infantinos to hand over to kleptomaniacs.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Eagles 👏 (No manufactured outage please, it’s just a metaphorical 🔫)
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
After the week just passed, cast your minds back to when there was discontent because we missed out on Todibo. It’s not always the end of the world.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
God bless ‘The Gate’ and all that sell via her…
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Excuse the hyperbole - by renewing his contract whilst captaining the side, Cuti goes right up the list of great Argentinians we’ve had at the club. It’s been quite the character arc.
Ossie, Ricky, Poch, Tarrico and Lamela have company.
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
It can be tough residing in Australia following a good Spurs win on a Saturday. Too many waking hours with no game-reflecting content! #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Oof! 🐦
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Porro and Vic doing the talking in the second half huddle. #coys
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Up the blooming Spurs!
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
New season almost here and excited, after a solid but sporadic off-season sulk and whine. Going to focus on getting behind the team and heaven forbid, enjoying the football, until further notice… #coys!!
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Nick Screech @screechola.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I’m predicting a return, if it’s not already here, to good old fashioned British football values (said in pub landlord voice). Long throws, crosses from deep, proper number 9’s. Who knows, maybe even hard men! This season could be a lot of fun to watch. #EPL
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