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Doctors for Smoking

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CSO of Doctors for Smoking. Not a 'real' PhD but I have a very strong respect for women who do.

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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's Starship Troopers levels of misunderstood. Absolute masterpiece.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just sounds to me like it's time for a gritty ALF reboot.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a good start, but he really should add a couple of packs of cigarettes a day to liven up his thinned blood.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But maybe Mike Judge will see this and be like "woah"
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spoiler: One of them is CGI Joe Camel.
Buzz Crave post:
Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths. 

It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pope don't run models. He fucks models. On his pope boat. Bitch.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll wait for bleak week to watch it
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're all bonobos. They fuck constantly.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good luck making it in show business.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anti-smoking propaganda is communist propaganda. Don't be a pinko stinko. Keep smoking to keep America's economy strong!
Soviet anti-smoking propoganda. There's a lot going on and I don't have the skill to discribe it all, but there is a guy blowing smoke in a frogs face amongst other things.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LBJ talking to reporters
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think he's trying to appeal to bigots. I think he's just a bigot.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once we finish the ballroom, arch, reflecting pool and Kennedy Center the USA will be more valuable than ever.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're lobbying Netflix hard to have AI Wonka smoke a pack of cigarettes an episode.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think this might really help future generations to hate Gene Wilder. What the fuck.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ask your doctor if smoking is right for you.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was hoping it would be like the early Resident Evil games but it looks like it has way to many polygons.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks to AI search engines seem to be getting worse. But we did get that video of Trump shitting on us from a jet.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump needs to take up smoking, for the heath of the nation.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My money told me I need to apologize.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
W is for whiskey and that's good enough for me
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The paperclippy maximizer
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Only people who are over four feet tall should smell video games." Stop gatekeeping who can and can not smell video games. Everyone should be able to smell video games, even losers.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump will never get a Netflix deal post-presidency.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
and how are you going to get cheese vitamins now?
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Are we getting an 8 second shot of a door opening every time the protagonist enters a new room?
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Smoke breaks are a great way to smoke more.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How do you fix a flat on the back tires?
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All the money they spent on advertising lead to millions of cool teenagers.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From menthols to wides, DFS recommend recommends smoking a verity of cigarettes for a nic-o-balance. A healthy economy thrives on smoking.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Camel had so many good gimmicks in the 90s to make kids smoke & they all worked, leading me to smoke many thousands of them. Well done RJ Reynolds!
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's bananas that I have to scan this my self. It's also bananas when I'm picking a code for produce.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Their going to fill his cadaver with fireworks and light it off on 9/11. A fitting tribute.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In the form of a new U2 album?
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still better then a free U2 album
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
China will never be able to keep up with iPhone
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
50% of the time it changes humanity 100% of the time
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes I want Guillotines, other times I want change to an distribution of wealth where we get to watch these guys bitch and moan about living on $200,000 a year.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favorite things about Labor Day is I don't have to think about the Haymarket Riots. Happy Labor Day.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Could AI trigger a resonance cascade? Some jobs are only for humans.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hopefully the ballroom will more that make up for this.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Resident Evil movie has too many polygons and I better see a 8 second shot of the door opening every time the protagonist enters a new room.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
His purpose is to get yelled at
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No meat or dairy?
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes congress yells at you.
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Xipe Totec Speaks
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Doctors for Smoking @scowlinwolf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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