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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

can’t wait to take mirror pics in a new apartment april you need hurry

scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hate when I listen to Television Rules The Nation/Crescendolls at work, where am I going to find a brick wall to run through in an office made of glass

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Haven’t been the to the gym all week bc ive had to be in the office by 6 every day but it’s a really good mustache day so vibes are still high

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

W/ all due respect, if we are breathing heavy in the work bathroom it may be time to change some things

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hop in I’ll give you a ride

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Why in tf is this the headrest in the uber

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Busch lite apple. Need blapple. Blapple

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Posted up with your hand on the wall at the urinal and not washing your hands? I’m going to start carrying a super soaker of hand sanitizer at work

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tickets for dune 3 secured, this is the best day of my life I’m never going to die

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

~ 5 hours into the week and I’ve been in crisis meetings for 2 hours, incredible start to the week everyone please stop breaking my website

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

One day I’m going to have a job where the requirements are defined *before* I spend a week working on something and that’s going to be huge for me + the mentals

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Some days I am not functionally literate and I do mean it

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Bf picked the ugliest motel I’ve ever seen for a night in small town Iowa if we survive he is never getting an opinion again

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Carbon monoxide alarm is going off and bf is making me call people and go outside instead of just opening a window and dying in my sleep tf

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Gotta bring some doughnuts to the office Monday bc it was real obvious who the personality hire was this week lmao

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ℳatt @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Bf out of town, pickled onions are going on everything

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

If you blow a 29 point lead you shouldn’t be allowed to play your hype video on the Jumbotron. Just start the game.

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Pistons had the fifth pick 3 years in a row and spurs went castle - wemby - harper Adam Silver if I ever see you in person I will beat your bald ass

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Subnautica 2 is the only thing I care about rn no one tell my bf or my boss

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

ITS TIME TO ONCE AGAIN POST THE VIDEO

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Idc what big movie has decided i’m calling it dune messiah do you see this silhouette

Screenshot from the dune messiah trailer. Alia has a gorgeous all white fit on and is conducting a religious ceremony

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Do you people see this. Are you people seeing this. Look.

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A lunch time pull day? It’s more likely than you’d think

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

One day I’ll be literate and that’s going to be so big for me

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

No one on the Cleveland Cavaliers is seeing heaven, I hate them in a way that cannot be healthy

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I love my job but code deployments are Never The Vibe, what if I break the whole site

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Some of us moved on from Brat Summer but I was not one of them

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Why did yall gate keep slayyyter from me for so long :(

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

My biggest contribution at work has been adding new emojis to microsoft teams

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

How is wemby not winning the next seven mvps, this is terrifying

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My kingdom to live somewhere with public transportation

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I hate this short mf jalen brunson

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Denis Villanueva’s Giedi Prime was inspired by Gaga’s Alejandro music video send tweet

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I was Right about Cade Cunningham in a very real way, he is the love of my life

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Idk sometimes you’re just horny and can’t fall sleep

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The fourth best song ever made is ‘End Of Line’ by Daft Punk. As a reminder, the current best songs ever list is 1. Young Metro by Metro Boomin and Future 2. Mean Girls (remix) by Charli ft Julian Casablancas 3. Jealousy by Offset ft Cardi B 4. End Of Line by Daft Punk

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Costco frozen cheese pizzas you will always be famous in my house during bulking szn

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

we need drafts bc my thoughts need to distill for a few days before they’re ready to post, it’s an important part of the process

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Streets are saying it was pull day

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/01/2026

don’t even think about getting off the gas. run it til they stop it. drop 60 on their heads

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Yes, I did believe the lions had won the game twice tonight. No, I will never know happiness again.

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