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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

can’t wait to take mirror pics in a new apartment april you need hurry

scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hate when I listen to Television Rules The Nation/Crescendolls at work, where am I going to find a brick wall to run through in an office made of glass

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hate to disagree but only one???

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Haven’t been the to the gym all week bc ive had to be in the office by 6 every day but it’s a really good mustache day so vibes are still high

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

W/ all due respect, if we are breathing heavy in the work bathroom it may be time to change some things

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hop in I’ll give you a ride

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Why in tf is this the headrest in the uber

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Busch lite apple. Need blapple. Blapple

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Posted up with your hand on the wall at the urinal and not washing your hands? I’m going to start carrying a super soaker of hand sanitizer at work

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tickets for dune 3 secured, this is the best day of my life I’m never going to die

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

~ 5 hours into the week and I’ve been in crisis meetings for 2 hours, incredible start to the week everyone please stop breaking my website

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Only time I’ll cross post with the alt scouts honor

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

One day I’m going to have a job where the requirements are defined *before* I spend a week working on something and that’s going to be huge for me + the mentals

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Some days I am not functionally literate and I do mean it

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

He has lots of opinions! I have a shower curtain because of him! he’s just never fucked me like this that’s not usually how this relationship works

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Bf picked the ugliest motel I’ve ever seen for a night in small town Iowa if we survive he is never getting an opinion again

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Met the lesbians next door though so that was big

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Carbon monoxide alarm is going off and bf is making me call people and go outside instead of just opening a window and dying in my sleep tf

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Gotta bring some doughnuts to the office Monday bc it was real obvious who the personality hire was this week lmao

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Give me a number and you’ll get it

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It’s not small but I’m only telling you that so shh

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Talking about my recipe for cheese tortilla (put shredded cheese in a tortilla and roll it up and eat it) will send me to congress

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

dawg this is already my favorite movie I would die for Denis Villenueve

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

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scotty @scottytalks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026