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Scott Varnham

@scottvartwork.bsky.social
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A place for me to post my artwork and day-to-day musings. Some art NSFW. Writer for The Guardian, Radio Times, Starburst Magazine and others.

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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 5h
What has happened to the magic of Doctor Who?
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hi Paul, not sure if you’ve seen the notification or email but could you advise on my bookplate order status?
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do, thank you very much! Perfectly timed, I’ll be able to grab a bunch of stuff I need
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bring Due South back to BBC Two, that’s what I say
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Order number TlodCM0
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@kershed.bsky.social Hi Paul, I ordered some bookplates from wordsmith.fws.store, any idea when they’ll ship?
wordsmith.fws.store
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For 40 years I have been curating the best books, comics and films I have found, and sharing them in magazines and books.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Congratulations on your skin removal
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That won’t stop companies from entering no matter where they’re based, their bid lead or equivalent role will just have to work out how to make a compelling case, or hope that they’re strong enough in other areas to make up for that disadvantage.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fair enough - I’ve just been reading a lot of Reddit comments where people haven’t even opened the article and are just spewing any old guff! Should’ve given you a bit more credit
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You have to submit a form to even show you’re eligible first - any non-serious bidders won’t get past that stage. The 3-page proposal comes later in the process.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you do see anybody hunting for people with tender experience, let me know - I do it for a living
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If anybody needs me to write a proposal for them, I’m down! I wrote this piece when the tender was first announced, hopefully somebody will read it and think ‘yeah, let’s get that guy’. www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/do...
radiotimes.com
Has Doctor Who been cancelled? Competitive TV tender process for beloved show explained
What happens now?
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wonder if it’s to do with this from Film is Fabulous
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James Cooray Smith @ Midday Matinées / Psychic Paper @cooraysmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
buttondown.com/cooray_smith... I've had what might be a new, and possibly even significant, thought about Doctor Who's late 1980s cancellation. This is a free subscribers e-mail, and free to read on the site too, but if you agree, why not become a paid subscriber? Or indeed, even if you don't.
Sophie Aldred, a young white woman, is trapped in a water tank. Don't worry, she got out.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In my defence, I thought I could make it
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve had that drink, it’s the only time I’ve ever had a drink where the taste changed from gulp to gulp
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That reminds me, I got an email the other day to say you’d finished processing an order that I’d already long received…
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s mad to me that TV commissioners don’t do something with the Fringe, like putting a Fringe Season on BBC Two or something
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Timeline synchronicity
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
5 Simpsons lines I’ve said most: 1. “Let’s do it to it” 2. “Nothing could possib-lie go wrong” 3. “Ahoy hoy” 4. “I’m gonna do X and if you get in the way, that’s your own fault” 5. “We’re in the Itchy lot” Honourable mention to the “I dunno” noise the sloth makes when Homer travels through time.
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Sophia McDougall @sophiamcdougall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The nerve of calling artists and writers gatekeepers. We are the ones who live our LIVES around "that's too weird, too non-commercial, too focused on [minority], too like the thing we produced one of five years ago." The "gate" that we are keeping? Literally just "Do the actual fucking work."
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“…before turning the podcast on themselves”
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Jonathan Melville @jonmelville.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What happened to Highlander’s missing Immortal, Yung Dol Kim? I've tracked him down for the 40th anniversary - with more information in my new book - and I hope we can finally welcome him into the Highlander family! www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9573d1a...
telegraph.co.uk
‘I was called a liar for 40 years’: The mystery of Highlander’s missing immortal
Four decades on from the cult film’s release, actor and swordsman Alex King reveals why he was excised from the final cut
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is what I love about the internet. It’s a very niche request but you had an answer nearly immediately
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh, I was hoping it would be build your own console
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I had no idea this book existed. Snapped it up!
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Titan Books @titanbooks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The official visual retrospective of the cult-classic 1986 fantasy adventure film, with new interview material and previously unpublished imagery. THE ART & MAKING OF HIGHLANDER Pre-order now: bit.ly/4fp2p47"
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good work Ms McCocmack, I mean McCurmack, I mean—
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My Amazon Prime subtitles continue to make me laugh, they’ve obviously been done with primitive voice recognition or something. In this episode, Captain Scarlet says: “I see them, Mr On-Plan”
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@fabthepodcast.bsky.social Earlier I said ‘we’re nearly there’ to my partner and it took everything I had not to put that aggressively French stank on it
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Got mine, thank you!
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
See, most of the time they’re great at delivering to me when they say they will. Unfortunately the actual post delivery has gone to shit. I never get DWM on time, for example.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Do we get tracking number/dispatch email etc?
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not sure how to DM you, I think my messages are open
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yep, happy with that!
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I can see somebody’s already asked about Season 21 but I’m able to take 13 now if it’s still available
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not surprised by this, to be honest. I work with tenders a lot and they’re usually announced a month or two before they’re ready to give companies a chance to decide whether it’s worth putting a bid in
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@jonmelville.bsky.social Did you know this was a thing? I’m gonna have to see if I can get one
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@starlogmedia.bsky.social Do you folks know if Adam Pirani is still around?
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Big Finish are really bad at photoshopping as well unfortunately
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ooh, I didn’t realise there were new essays. I’d preordered it already but it’s definitely even more essential now.
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m delighted to report that I’ve written about Doctor Who for the Radio Times! It’s been getting good comments so far, with some people saying it’s the first non-histrionic coverage they’ve seen of the latest development. www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/do...
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
How does one go about reading this?
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ah, other expenses have cropped up I’m afraid!
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How much for 21 and/or 13?
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I think that’s one of the reasons that the Supermarionation shows appeal to people. It’s full of characters pressing big buttons and pulling substantial levers. @fabthepodcast.bsky.social
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Scott Varnham @scottvartwork.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I can’t tell what he’s saying
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Nisi decree you, decree you... NISI"
Bruce Forsyth sends Tess Daly message from beyond the grave after Vernon split
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