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Scott T. Beard

@scotttbeard.bsky.social
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I'm not a cool guy anymore, as if I ever was before. The Arsenal, dogs, etc.

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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A sweater!
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El Guapo's Hearty Laugh from Three Amigos
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah mate, that is the good stuff. Stoked for you and your family.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Top shirt! I have that one too.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
40 plus years of cultivating that absolutism has paid its dividends.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But that's the MO, isn't it? Like Dick Cheney changing his mind on LGBTQ issues because his daughter came out, they only care about what extremely directly impacts them. Everything else in an avatar to foist their hate, fear, & insecurities on.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I work in logistics/supply chain and cam confirm the tone shift and anger amongst drivers is palpable. Two years ago, it was red hats everywhere and open commentary about immigrant drivers, politics. Now, it's either shame silence or regret about how they can survive. When FSC is $0.89/mile...
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When Paramount app goes to "optimizing playback" I nearly have an aneurysm. Every time.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope.
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Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's frighteningly true. I think it's less so with the actual InfoWars stream they're running but he gets super meta on these to the point it's hard to tell it's a performance if you wander in off the street. But still, the Rogan types need to be mocked incessantly.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huge congrats on your engagement.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's all a gag and part of The Onion taking over InfoWars to screw Alex Jones and get some money back to Sandy Hook victims.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Georgia will be the real test. Don't expect this level but if they pass it then I'll believe.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love this. I've coached for almost 20 years and been the DoC for a youth league for half that time, so seeing the let's make friends and have fun approach is excellent.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that the image of him is obviously an AI prompt, "What if Michael Tracey was The Hulk", rather than a no push up weenie, real life pic. Hilariously pathetic.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same. Watching him enjoy himself as an increasingly larger actor in all this just pisses me off.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know I'm not. Last winter in Alabama had me out buying new gloves and socks because I just couldn't deal.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You see this and then weigh it against the lawsuits just filed this week by our shit AG Marshall & others.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But it gets so cold there! Sorry, that's really the only reason I haven't considered applying for jobs up north.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fantastic idea. I need to make a Decatur, AL supporters scarf and he can be our second member 😂
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huge! He comes to play where I live almost every year. We have a theater that he apparently really likes and is a convenient weeknight stop in between bigger cities. Now I'll have to make sure I get to the next one.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Phillippe, this system values vengeance over justice. The life itself is now only there for it to be taken from her.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, exactly. The decision making process was fundamentally shifted. The lessons learned prior no longer applied so you're making new choices without attachment to learned experience.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is also where I am on this line of thinking. Arsene's decisions must've been influenced by the altering of the landscape starting with Chelsea and moving forward into City. Think of all the choices he wouldn't have had to make before you look at what came subsequently.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trevor and other Trevor are not all that clever.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, of course. But I'm too shy to show it to you.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't look at or ask questions about the £900 million I have been hiding. I'm very sensitive.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our Internet is out so I guess I'll watch the women's match later. 🤦‍♂️
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1110%.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew that you would be furious too.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep, it's a thing. An awful thing.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoever created an AI song and posted it as being a Jets To Brazil track is a monster and that person should have to live at the DMV forever.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is going to be my epitaph.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With Tuberville specifically, he doesn't feel like he is obliged to represent anyone in the state other than corporate interests. Which is understandable because he is an idiot and doesn't live here.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tubbs hiding is his best strategy. Unfortunately we don't have any mechanism in place to force a debate or get them face to face.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are Doug signs all over my neighborhood and zero Tuberville ones. The only place I have seen those has been on public property by Republican party members. I promptly threw those in a dumpster.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I get weirded out when I overhear random guys talking to women when I'm out with my wife or friends. I'm not on the receiving end of that but have had to step in and say something more than once.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seconded. Sorry y'all have to put up with our nonsense and general creepiness.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*backup. I don't have a backpack tape deck amongst my boomboxes. 🤦‍♂️
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My son has been buying cassettes! Unfortunately, that means he also snagged my backpack tape deck.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It really is striking how many authoritarian states have ended up in this exact same place, where the leader seizes control of scientific inquiry. Lysenkoism in the Soviet Union, Aryan Physics in the Third Reich, Great Leap Forward (also related to Lysenko) in China.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's been brutal. Midweek is looking promising. Even a few days of break from this would be welcomed.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Demo'd a huge picnic table that was no longer got for purpose and somehow the first thing I've set in our alley that wasn't picked up by someone. Can confirm it was miserably hot and I had no shade. 105F, 41C feels too low.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pretty damn good, actually.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/ropp...
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently it was racist because of course.
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