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Scott T. Beard

@scotttbeard.bsky.social
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I'm not a cool guy anymore, as if I ever was before. The Arsenal, dogs, etc.

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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't look at or ask questions about the £900 million I have been hiding. I'm very sensitive.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our Internet is out so I guess I'll watch the women's match later. 🤦‍♂️
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoever created an AI song and posted it as being a Jets To Brazil track is a monster and that person should have to live at the DMV forever.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It really is striking how many authoritarian states have ended up in this exact same place, where the leader seizes control of scientific inquiry. Lysenkoism in the Soviet Union, Aryan Physics in the Third Reich, Great Leap Forward (also related to Lysenko) in China.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Demo'd a huge picnic table that was no longer got for purpose and somehow the first thing I've set in our alley that wasn't picked up by someone. Can confirm it was miserably hot and I had no shade. 105F, 41C feels too low.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Players being asked to leave the field in the Lyon - Stade Rennais match over some apparently obscene chanting from the OL ultras. No clue what they were saying, anyone know?
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Smilla!!!!!!!!
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have got to be kidding me.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
C'mon, do a goal.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic 'Do It Now!'
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic 'Do It Now!'
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And now dog poop duty in the back yard. I'm ticking all the boxes this morning.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thought Stina was going to bury it.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Baum has to release that ball to the middle.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Medina had to foul Liv 9 times before the ref blew her whistle.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mario, so close!
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We should consider scoring.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So both teams are going to piss me off? Great. At least I get to demolish a picnic table this afternoon.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wife saved me from the end of that. Weed eater needed to be restrung and that's my solemn duty to perform. It was in our wedding vows.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, we're never scoring.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Think we waited too long to make these changes
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck me, that probably should have been their 4th.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe the team is already on the international break and these ones are holograms?
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are getting housed.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dude, that was a dive and a half.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, it's contagious. Timber got that ball to Saka completely wrong.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another ass Bruno pass. Maybe this wasn't the game to bring him in. Zubi or Myles on, please.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That should be another corner.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've made myself a cup of coffee. Maybe that will wake the team up.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saliba would have been up his backside. I miss him.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Welp, that was a shit turn of events.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're still doing a good job of winding up the home fans.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gross.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is better. More please.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No clue what Dave is doing there.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brighton's pressure has us scrambling. Some very uncharacteristic errors. Need to just get hold of the ball and gain some rhythm.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Calm down, guys.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not a great first two minutes
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UTA 🔴⚪
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I completely missed Unai giving his ball bag a spanking after Jackson's goal. 🤣
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thankfully not enough time, blood. No time, fam.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I swear, if Unai ruins this.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love that they don't even get to celebrate finally scoring a goal.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe they should call a time out and let their announcer fire up the crowd. Would a trumpet make this better?
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
De Zerbi finding out and finding out hard.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't know if Jackson was on initially but that is hilarious defending.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This shouldn't take this long. Robertson is pretty obviously off.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My timeline has synced up. We are laughing.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hahahaha, very funny.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aww, Micky got a mouse.
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Scott T. Beard @scotttbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahaha 3
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