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Scott Parker

@scottparker.bsky.social
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1/3rd of dekudeals.com . builder, gamer of all varieties, and internet dunce par excellence

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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same. I sometimes describe Two Towers as my favorite and also least favorite of the trilogy
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
of course no one gets that reference because why would they, but that's not the point. the point is making myself happy. Also the whole movie is on YouTube somehow www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKf...
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Ice-T, Christopher Lambert | Mean Guns (Action) Full Length Movie
YouTube video by Best Documentary
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After almost 30 years of living rent-free in my head, I finally had a great opportunity in a group text to post this amazing moment from Albert Pyun's MEAN GUNS, one of my favorite B movies
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know this is classic BlueSky behavior, but I just need to make sure you know that a few of the background folks look completely frozen or jumpy too.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is the greatest thing i have ever seen on this cursed website
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ouch! sorry to hear that i dunno on the L though though - you did the work AND you get to loaf around for awhile slackers do! sounds like a huge W
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This State of Play cements the PlayStation's status as the preeminent platform for 3d action games about fighting giant monsters with gianter swords
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Best part of this PS State of Play so far. I am OBSESSED with this sweater. Well done
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nice! Makes me yearn for a Golden Idol-based Troika hack
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Further proof that we need the return of the greatest entry in the Bachelor franchise, Bachelor in Paradise Canada
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your alien overlords say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
At this point, teams at AAA studios are incentivized to delay their game launch as long as possible. The only way to increase job safety is to aim for Duke Nukem Forever levels of shipping delays.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Prisoner is on the criterion channel ⚪
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Same. Jokes aside, I'm really enjoying mine for any activity except using the computer, aka the thing I do all the time
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So far I'd describe progressive lenses as "what if you needed to crane your neck a different way for each thing in the world you wanted to look at?" If you catch me jerking my head around, that's why. I'm not pulling a THE FLY and gradually becoming a feisty pigeon
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am an old man who is adjusting to progressive lenses for the first time. This means that the bottom 30% of your posts are slightly out of focus and I'm not appreciating them as much as I should. If I haven't liked or reposted your stuff, blame Warby Parker.
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Hey guys, what's up? It's SmokeKing, back with another smoke alarm review. Let's tear this thing down and see if it's going to enter my Top 10 Must-Have Smoke Alarms of 2026"
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Deku Deals @dekudeals.com · 29/07/2026
Help keep Deku Deals independent: www.dekudeals.com/supporters Supporter perks include - No ads - Priority notifications - Saved searches and homepage customization - Exclusive updates on new features - Private Discord server - Early beta access for major features
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"Support your deal-hunting community

Go ad-free, get notified first, and unlock more power-user features while helping keep Deku Deals independent."
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Odor origin? Can you use that odor in an wafting aroma?
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Unhinged is SO interesting. Feels like Netflix Games is close to figuring out a lane for itself between this and its latest lineup of party games. Buuuut it's Netflix, and they have a tendency to abandon unique idiosyncracies in favor of content pipelines
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You'll look like the Best Boy
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This post is lunacy. It's worse than talking about a no-hitter during play.
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Pluribus - the first TV show to be nominated for one Emmy per line of dialogue
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I still think about the telephone poles torn down for firewood all the time
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
WHOA, what an upgrade! I have watched this loop like three times now. Nice!
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Very hard to put into words just how amazing Puddles Pity Party is. Bizarre, moving, hilarious, and a genuinely great musician. Weird Al puts on an amazing live performance but his opener might steal the show. Like I kinda wanna drive up to Madison just to see Puddles again??? #KevinCostner
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Nice! It's definitely mitigatable, although I'm less sure about Silent. In theory, sufficient discard should work but I have yet to see that pan out
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Truly, no one said "Man, I miss Time Eater"
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just played my first A10 game against Aeonglass in StS2. I want everyone on the internet who complained about Doormaker to have a long think about what they've done.
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Mbq_101 @mbq.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I animated them
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Daily bunny no.3353 finds an old friend
A bunny is in a storeroom or attic full of old furniture and items strewn about the floor. The bunny hugs a bunny doll in a blue dress they found
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
playing too many rpg demos that ask me to choose stats before telling me what the game is. they clearly haven’t played my treatise on the issue computerjames.itch.io/path-of-the-...
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Path of the Chosen by ComputerJames, ComputerJames
"The Fantasy RPG of the season"
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
New random character generator for your next TTRPG just dropped
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh man, new @walaber.com game just shadow dropped during SGF?!
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I would be bummed if your art disappeared, but I would be far more bummed to know it was holding you back from whatever comes next.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/06/2026
This is the best thing LCD Soundsystem has done since they broke up
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The Very Unofficial Scotland World Cup Song
YouTube video by JJ Bull (FitbaThatba)
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I first watched The Fall at a time when I was burning out on movies. On paper it sounded like something I'd extremely not enjoy. Instead, I drank it up eagerly. It reinvigorated me. One of my all-time favorites.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proud that I was able to resist jumping into the comments of this Steam review to spread the gospel of 2Fort and CTF-Face. It would probably be the most important discourse in gaming right now.
A negative Steam review where the reviewer writes "yeah it was alright, but who the hell is gonna wanna play one game mode on essentially one map for more than 2 hours."A screenshot of the 2Fort map from the Half Life Team Fortress mod. A drab grey stone bridge connects two drab grey forts across a pool of murky green water. I probably spent a couple hundred hours on this map in college.A screenshot of the map CTF-Face or "Facing Worlds" from Unreal Tournament. Two large towers face each other in space. It looks like a sniper's paradise and seems like it shouldn't work as a map, yet it rules.
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Hannah Flynn 🐀 @itshannahflynn.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Stop posting stuff from X over here I'm here because I don't want to see that shit
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Scott Parker @scottparker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Shout out to all the gamedevs who put their heart & soul into cutscenes but are also empathetic towards sickos like me, the ones who break into a cold sweat when they are 250ms into a cinematic and haven't seen the word "skip" yet.
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wesley b @wesburt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Crushed to read the news that Tony Stella has passed, a truly phenomenal and prolific artist, one of my absolute favorites
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 05/05/2026
Woodcut from La Petit Histoire Bretonne ‘On the Open Sea’ Rene Quillivic, 1921
wood cut of ships on a wild sea with big waves
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 17/04/2026
this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...
“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”
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