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Egregious Philbin

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 20m
Just had a job interview! Now to spend the rest of the evening going "Yikes, why'd I say that"
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 4h
It's very difficult to get anything done when I have two dogs that want to cuddle me. Slight miscalculation in how I organized my life. No regrets.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 6h
I had coffee and dog this morning. What a life.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 7h
In the future, everybody will own Warner Bros. for 15 minutes.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 22h
I snagged a job interview for this week, so I gave myself permission to totally slag off today. I don't even particularly want said job. I just want interviews.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it too late to recut Digger as a musical?
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2024
pacino in dog day afternoon
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's true, my Letterboxd review of ONLY MINE (2019) was essentially "Amber Midthunder."
Review of ONLY MINE by Scott Williams, a generous 2.5 stars

"I'm glad to see that Amber Midthunder, who plays the lead in this (charmingly) has gone on to better things. It was well intentioned but man, not great."
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the saddest comment I've seen in a while. Couldn't reply where I saw it so I'm bringing it here. Simply put, the point of originality is to have the risk that nobody will want or care about the thing you do. It's going to happen. You have to embrace the possibility of failure.
Post from global box-office: Tom Cruise's DIGGER pre-sales keep Going down and may bomb harder than we projected days ago. How bad? It might even miss the double digits...


Comment from mmmmaaarrc

U guys have got to stop begging for original movies if you aren't going to eat h them😞
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hankey Hankey Burning bright In the forest of the night What immortal hand or eye Could have made this sweet-faced boy
Image of Hank, a sweet-faced brown dog
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As Neville, PAC got on Vince McMahon's shitlist for refusing to say "I also have a dream... to become Intercontinental champion!" in an interview on MLK Day. Rest in Power.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw a girl, maybe 12, walking down the sidewalk wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt the other day. Obviously I'm not going to make conversation with a 12-yesr-old girl, but I was curious about it.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm still proud of this skeet. It's funny *and* it scans.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly think these companies need to be obliterated from orbit. Online gambling has been legal here for just over a month and it’s the majority of ads I see. I’m really scared for how it will interact with Alberta’s culture of telling young men to get into the trades early to make big money
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And Willy Wonka said-- Nothing you idiots, Gene Wilder's dead They recreated his voice with his estate's consent
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hank Appreciation Moment
Hank, a handsome, sweet-faced brown dog, reclines on the couch, his soulful brown eyes gazing off past the camera
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Post Five Pleasures In Life - The first sip of coffee - A dog resting its head on your leg, especially when combined with a big exhale - The smell of used book stores - Shout along bits in songs, like the "oh-oh" bit in Weezer's "Perfect Situation" - Looking out over a large body of water
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hank ate something he shouldn't have, so I'm spending this morning being a doggy security blanket
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking at the list of songs that have spent 15+ weeks at #1, exactly one accomplished this before 2016 ("One Sweet Day.") I feel like there's some kind of deadball-era split going on. So few things capture the public attention at all anymore that anything that does has unlimited staying power.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want to start making mixtapes by aiming my Bluetooth speaker at a boom box. I want that lo lo fi sound
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's fall, and that means listening to mid-period Beatles and walking through the crunchy leaves!!
Nowhere Man from Rubber Soul on Tidal
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this comment because there is absolutely no indication to whom it is referring, the answer to which is surely in the original post about three very famous people, demonstrating exactly what sort of people are out there in the world.
Facebook post from Kyle Meredith

Melissa Barrera called the support for Macklemore after he was dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour “beautiful,” while noting that she received nothing comparable after being fired from Scream over her own comments about Palestine.

“It made me emotional. You know, I didn’t get that when it happened to me. I didn’t have any of that happen. It was too soon. People were too scared. But it’s good to see that almost three years later, at least things have changed.”

Barrera was fired by Scream producer Spyglass in 2023 after criticizing Israel’s actions in Gaza. Her castmates largely remained silent, although Jenna Ortega and director Christopher Landon later departed Scream 7. Matthew Lillard only recently admitted that he felt “ashamed” for returning to the franchise without her.

Barrera wondered what might have happened if Sheeran had refused to remove Macklemore and forced the venues to follow through on their threats. She believes another venue could have been found and the public would have rallied behind them.

“I wish that the people that have power understood the power that they have.”

It is encouraging that artists appear increasingly willing to stand beside someone being punished for political speech. It is also difficult to miss Barrera standing there as proof that the entertainment industry discovered courage shortly after it would have helped her.

#MelissaBarrera #FreeSpeech

If you’re into these posts, give the page a follow. It helps more than you’d think.Comment from Carmen Rollason Bassett

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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I keep seeing prompts on Facebook for "What movie would you add Godzilla into? What movie would you add Darth Vader into?" And the answer is always "A SERIOUS MAN (2009)"
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Final scene from A SERIOUS MAN (2009) where some children look and the oncoming tornado, but perhaps worse, standing in front of it, is Darth Vader, brandishing his red lightsaber.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ballinin'
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Be yourself... Ogopogo is taken
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cripes, it's bleak out here
Posting for a Fulfillment Specialist (Remote) at Dandy

What we're looking for
* Ability to work full-time in the office Monday-Friday
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still from the final scene of A SERIOUS MAN (2009, Coens) as kids from the neighborhood watch Godzilla emerge from the approaching tornado, thus solidifying the film's theme of enduring the whims of an uncaring God.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's my Pulitzer prize winning (I assume, in the future) picture of Hank holding Bastian's leash
Hank, the world's greatest dog, lies with his paws holding down the leash tethered to Bastian, a cute lil guy, who is trying to walk away. Hank is looking at the camera like "who, me?"
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chris Martin: I wrote a song for you and all the things you do, and it was called Yellow. Me: How does it go? Chris Martin: It's... it's this. This is the song.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From a logical standpoint I understand why "The Best of the 80s, 90s and Today" disappeared as a radio format sometime in the late 2000s, but I think the culture is poorer for it. Or at least my comprehension of current hits is.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In hindsight, the moniker "Neo-Garage/Garage Revival" is kind of funny. You're telling me The Strokes, a Manhattan band whose members partly met each other at boarding school in Switzerland, knew more about garages than Ajax, Ontario's Sum-41?
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm listening through this now. We really let Britney Spears release the song "Lucky" and didn't immediately get her some help Society failed that woman so hard.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's my Pulitzer prize winning (I assume, in the future) picture of Hank holding Bastian's leash
Hank, the world's greatest dog, lies with his paws holding down the leash tethered to Bastian, a cute lil guy, who is trying to walk away. Hank is looking at the camera like "who, me?"
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He would be in fucking awe.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Uncle Moe" wears a basket of fries on his head. He swears and looks uncomfortable

"Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot."

From Bart Sells His Soul (S7e4)
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a playlist featuring every song that hit the top ten of MuchMusic's Countdown from June 1999 until June 2000.
tidal.com
Millennium Bugs
Playlist - Millennium Bugs - 93 items
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it's kinda funny I think it's kinda sad The episode where Niles Gets a condo with his dad
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm seeing double! Four Grace Reiters!
Post from Entertainment Weekly of two women: one black, one white

‘Saturday Night Live’ has added two featured players to its season 52 cast: Meet Grace Reiter and Grace Reiter. See the link below ⬇️

(The black woman is named Saidah Belo-Osagie)
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Become ungovernable
Facebook comment from Scott Williams

"Jim Varney could have played Daniel Plainview. Daniel Day Lewis could not have played Ernest P. Worrell."
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jesus, never mind
Post from @loomdoop detailing how Ed Sheeran performed at Robert Kraft's 2022 surprise wedding to a much younger woman.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just had cause to reference the obscure 2002 Paul Rudd film 2 DAYS, a movie I feel like I am the only person who saw.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is a fantasy of becoming obscenely successful and carrying enough weight to tell people "No, we're not doing that" but disappointingly, it rarely works that way in life. If Weird Al hadn't done it, I wouldn't think it possible for anyone.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As we all know, "do not take video of our brain-dead senator" is the hallmark of a functioning democracy, yes. Not a failed state at all.
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm getting the self-destructive urge to try being a music blogger again 😵‍💫
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I laughed way hard at this
Post from MP10 highlighting 6-year-old Shane, who took on Money For Nothing by Dore Straits at his school talent show. Picture of small boy holding electric guitar onstage

Comment from Rhys @OttoPivnerBFA

"Interesting. Did he say it?" 

(If you don't get the joke, go read the full lyrics to the song for context.)
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're having a 2-for-1 special on "The Funeral" by Band of Horses and "I Need My Girl" by The National. Act now and get half off "Simple Song" by the Shins!
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Weren't they making a movie about KISS? Wasn't Nick Jonas going to be in it, as the Dog? What was his name, Peter Stanley?" - My Wife, demonstrating an appropriate amount of KISS knowledge
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Egregious Philbin @scottowilliams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a lot of retro music content on my Facebook feed, but nobody ever really talks about U2, and it's kind of amazing given their dominance in the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s.
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