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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 10h
OMG it’s (a bad photo of) @rileybreck.bsky.social
Thrice playing at the Midland Theatre.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10h
A BEAUTIFUL Pud, perfectly suckable.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kill-a me, Mario
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The inventor of the Lazy Susan: I call it the Lazy Susan. The inventor of the Lazy Susan’s friend Susan: What the fuck?!
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently whisky Fridays are only exclusive to Tony Dokoupil.
Graphic that reads “TONY ROMO AND CBS
SPORTS PART WAYS AFTER RETIRED QB'S DWI ARREST”
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t say anything new or different than what everyone else has said about how beautiful this is. But one really nice touch is when the song goes “I’m really gonna try this time” it’s over the footage of when Orange “tried” against PAC. Truly beautiful work by the entire AEW team on this.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being there live for PAC vs Omega in a 30 minute iron man match right before the pandemic is what fully sealed my love for AEW.
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I already have been feeling sad today even before the news, but I had managed to hold off breaking down crying until Mustafa posted this…
A post from Mustafa Ali with a picture of PAC glaring at the camera with the caption “Long live the King.
Ben protected and took care of the cruiserweight brothers every week. I will never forget his kindness. I will never forget the feeling of realizing he is the absolute best all around performer I have been in the ring with. I will never forget him standing up to the machine.
I will never forget our King.
Rest easy, Ben.”
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus, I feel so fucking bad for the AEW locker room.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck it. I want Mox to win. #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This match is a clusterfuck. #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guess that WWE show across town got Animal Crossing’s Tom Nook for an interview segment with The Miz
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to be outdone, but Sunday Night Football will kickoff with a promo with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club. #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick Jackson’s dead stare is going to be a new meme isn’t it? #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Malört mentioned!! #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was Okada’s best match since joining AEW. #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Okada really wanted to be a bad guy, he’d wear long pants again. #AEWAllOut
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a real wet vs dry match right now. #AEWAllOut
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ranking Louie directly above Hacks seems like an intentional dig.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I think about Ken Marino’s haircut in Party Down. That is all.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cool, somehow this got worse!
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To this day, I hate fat, young boys.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything the pro-Trump billionaire Ellison family will now own: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central And more... With this comes the power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told. Shameful.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A goth girl working at the liquor store told me she really liked my tattoos today. So, good fuckin luck trying to pry me off of this high horse.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking incredible post/block combo.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lately, I've seen a lot of Gen Xers on social media posting like: "When I was a kid, my Aquafina was a HOSE! My social media was SMOKING BEHIND THE SCHOOL! Pornhub was a MAGAZINE MY FRIENDS FOUND IN THE WOODS! Younger generations are WIMPS!" And then they defend Palantir and Flock for some reason.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026
Fire is invented.
Fire is invented.
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t do it!
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So thoughtful of your parents to put together their very own fall tv preview! Read it here: www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Shouts & Murmurs
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
By Josh Gondelman
Published 9/17/2026

A photo of an older white couple sitting on a couch watching tv.“North of South of the Border” on Paramount+

Welcome to El Paso, where men are men and women are cast mostly in nonspeaking roles. Taylor Sheridan’s latest drama stars Mel Gibson as a Border Patrol agent who feels conflicted about his work because his bosses won’t let him arbitrarily deport Jews and Greek people. Sheridan’s shows currently take up so much of Paramount’s programming that there isn’t enough time in the day to air “North of South of the Border” as its own hour-long drama. It appears exclusively in snippets on television sets that characters are watching within the show “Landman,” which your parents refer to as “Yellowstone.”“Tendershire Farms” (Season 18) on BritBox
Maude Tendershire (Olivia Gingerbottom) works as the caretaker for her family’s historic chamomile farm. That’s about it. The show is so cozy and soothing that the actors frequently fell asleep during takes and can be spotted snoozing in the background. This season, low-jinx ensue after Lord Gilderoy (Hankleton Dunderthorpe III) stops by for a visit, but he’s already eaten so he doesn’t stay for tea. A lamb wanders off but soon returns. And for one entire episode, a gentle breeze rustles the branches of a weeping willow tree as an inaudible conversation takes place nearby.“Dr. Shaft, M.D.” on Fox
An underground facility known as Drive Shaft, Maryland, is home to the Washington, D.C. metro area’s most cutthroat drag-racing scene—and there’s a new driver tearing up the quarter-mile track. Other gearheads know him as Smooth J., but at his day job, at the Foggy Bottom Urology Clinic, Jason Shafterton goes by Dr. Shaft. Will his addiction to fast driving undermine his commitment to providing affordable penile health care to residents of our nation’s capital? Only time will tell. Your parents really aren’t that interested in the racing scenes or, frankly, the medical stuff. But your mom refuses to miss an episode because the show stars Daveed Diggs from the original cast of “Hamilton.”
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With this decriminalization, we are pleased to welcome Agent Mr. Hands.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid
Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Taxidermied Lois from Detroiters
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore is one of those “separate the art from the artist” situations but, like, in a different way.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Warning you will be a crying mess by the end of this
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To any AEW fans wanting to hear more. I present you one of the best written songs I have ever heard in my life. youtu.be/_Gau6SL-Xt0?...
youtu.be
Every Time I Die - "Map Change"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
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Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist @scottielambchop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did not expect to ever tear up to footage of ETID’s Shit Happens DVD but AEW made that happen.
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight is for you We honor our fallen friend Andy "The Butcher" Williams as #AEWCollision is live on TNT and HBO Max
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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