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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 2h
Ah so when Bari said "let's do the fucking news!" what she actually meant was, "let's do the fucking things everyone is already aware of and talking about"
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 3h
Bah God that's Bartelby the Scrivener's music!!
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 8h
And No on 43 for the same reasons!
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10h
I just keep coming back to one thought: if we can't pass a limited wealth tax this year under all these favorable wave conditions, we're never going to get anything better. Let this be a stepping stone
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10h
If you follow me you almost certainly know this but always listen to Cyrus
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10h
Holy shit we have the same penguin carbonator as Harrison Ford, as made infamous by @drewmagary.bsky.social's 2015 Williams-Sonoma Hater's Guide: deadspin.com/the-2015-hat...
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10h
"It also sends [a message]: If you do not echo the worldview of a wealthy pressure group, you will always be a junkie and always be a criminal, no matter how long you’ve been sober and no matter how far you’ve advanced past your lowest lows."
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10h
City's still got the juice www.coyotemedia.org/civic-joy-fu...
coyotemedia.org
The Civic Joy Fucks Are Here to Revitalize Your Face Off
This ‘Daniel Lurie’-fronted punk band is pro-cop, pro-Flock — and might restore your faith in San Francisco.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 20h
I saw it at Baker a couple weeks ago. Guarantee it's drivers following gps that says "take the next turn" and they aren't expecting a couplet
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 21h
When I heard that they voted not to endorse candidates I assumed that meant there would be a general disclaimer and then straight to measures. Oops.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've noticed Google results sometimes copy the preview text from the first result into every other result on the page. I can't tell if it's just totally broken or downstream of something intentional
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have only ever seen the shorts he's describing on Instagram models. You do not have to scroll down his ig follows for very long to understand that he is not actually talking about his personal experience at an actual gym
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That notorious battleground state of...South Dakota?
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lol, and possibly even, lmao
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does DHS go before specific judges for warrants, especially in DC?
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Consider: all seven games in Balhalla
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Zach-o'-lantern @zachlipton.com · 10/10/2026
I, personally, would not go on the record with a reporter to announce I’m in favor of destroying the playground my kid is currently loving because I drive to work once a week (and the road still wouldn’t go there anyway), but everyone lives their lives differently I guess
Ryuka, 5, said he’d prefer to keep the park — and the playground — over a road during weekdays.
“Playground,” he said softly, avoiding meeting this reporter’s gaze. “I like the ship.”
Asked what would improve the park, which sits feet from Ocean Beach, he was decisive.
“More sand,” he said, burying his hands in the stuff.
Ads separate from the “no” campaign but featured on its Instagram page (opens in new tab) argue that car crashes in District 4 have declined since the Great Highway closed and that Sunset Dunes is the city’s third-most-popular park.
Ryuka’s mom, Denise Leo, 50, supports Prop. G because it would restore the road for weekend commutes. She drives Friday mornings for work as a library aide in San Mateo and wants the option of taking the Great Highway, rather than 19th Avenue. The pathway above the highway always worked when she wanted to go for a run, anyway. Or, wait, does she oppose G?
Told that a “no” vote keeps the road closed to cars, she paused. In 2024, she pointed out, it was the “no” vote that kept the highway open.
“I’m gonna vote to open it,” she said, looking at her son. “Even though he likes it.”
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
King tides hitting 0-2 days before both Thanksgiving AND Christmas is going to fuck up so much travel. If there's a storm at the same time, even the airports might be in trouble www.coastal.ca.gov/kingtides/
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Neither rain nor snow nor dark of night will keep these haters from their appointed rounds
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A reminder that if this man attempts to run in 2028 I and every Californian you know will take sabbaticals to canvas against him like postal workers from hell
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy moly
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What sorcery is this to get such high definition in transit
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YES HAHAHA YESSSSS
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The millionaires didn't leave Massachusetts; the billionaires sure as hell aren't leaving California
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
5pm: man at the bar recognizes me as a stranger from a week ago, excited to tell me he's picked up Salem's Lot on my recommendation 9pm, across town: heading home from dinner, run into favorite friends and their out of town guests and get to walk to the bus together I love this stupid small city
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's been around for a while with the last cohort which were restored in 2011, but maybe hasn't seen much service? Same with the DC and others with the highest car numbers www.streetcar.org/streetcars/1...
streetcar.org
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LET'S RIDE
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Remember when you wanted your parents to buy you a train? Well now you can.
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love to see an article talk about some cool science in an accessible way, *and* center it around Indigenous data sovereignty.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Huh! Huh. Well. Knock me over with a feather.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also wow this WNBA Showtime post-game panel on Peacock is a million times better than any men's sports panel
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gabby Williams talking up Kia Stokes in her post-game interview is going to make me cry
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GGGGG SSSS V V G S V V G GG SSSS V V G G S VV GGGGG SSSS V
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Heads up @lindaholmes.bsky.social someone is impersonating you and following your followers, probably trying to hack via DMs
"lindaholmeofficial.bsky.social" copying Linda's profile and posts.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bump
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And don't get me started on how they cover up the bus windows
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stokes and Thorton have been playing out of their MINDS this series
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHY ARE THE WAR MACHINES STILL FLYING OVER THE FOG GOD *DAMMIT*
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a good looking Sicilian slice but it's no Detroit style! Needs crispy cheese on the outside edge and no rimmed crust, it should be topped all the way over. Very different dough style too
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey man congrats on emerging from your seven year coma but maybe you should sit this one out since this is apparently your first ever time thinking about transit funding?
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently Melgar thinks the bar for relinquishing power is "illegal activity"?
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well this was a perfect way to learn the B-sides were already out
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As I was saying: bsky.app/profile/weat...
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was almost extemely bad but thank God the curb separating the far end bike chute is beveled and I hit it straight on
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I didn't get hit but I did jounce over the oddly placed curb while dodging)
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The good news: the signals at the Prince/MLK entrance of Ashby @bart.gov are finally active! The bad news: it's a blinking red light for drivers vs a GO signal for bikes/peds, which drivers interpret as a stop sign and will knock you over if you take your right of way at speed. Ask me how I know.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Small silver lining opportunity, Californians vote YES on 40, NO on 41-43 to claw 5% of this back
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MANIFESTING: Sam Altman sweatily attempting to rename the company OpenSI, breaks some critical references in the process, and the whole bubble pops
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also important to note that wreckers like this can literally never be bothered to think about these things away from a ballot. They aren't part of the funding negotiations, they aren't working on costs (opex OR capex), they just waltz in when we're at the last resort and say NOPE NOT THAT EITHER
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